Haven't wrote any poems in awhile, so I hope this gets the juice flowing again in my head.

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A strange gas drifted

ThroughoutKonoha

It was gone before

You can say 'aloha'.

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Something went so wrong.

What could it be?

Maybe it's because

Everyone got OOC.

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Chouji went on a diet!

Shika wanted to work!

Tenten got a personality!

Hinata became a jerk!

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Kakashi kissed Kiba!

Neji kissed Gai!

Ino kissed Kiba!

Sakura kissed pie!

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Lee ran 'round naked!

Shino became a nun!

Sasuke played with Barbies,

And actually had some fun!

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Kabuto was in town

And began to masturbate.

While Orochi announced

That he was going straight.

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Nothing was making sense!

It was all out of whack!

Unless you notice the OOC gas tank

Behind Naruto's back.