Disclaimer: And now I'd like to hand out a Shinji/Maya fan fic for your reading enjoyment. Please review once you're done reading and I work harder to give you better longer chapters. May contain adult themes, sexual situation and some bad language. Do not expect to see any lemons!




Third Impact never happened, the Invasion force's real target was Gendo Ikari the whole time. But with Nerv under lock down from the outside no one within the Geo-Front could be warned about the attack. All in all 87 Nerv employees and 38 JSSDF soldiers were killed in the attack, including the bastard kind Gendo Ikari. All traces of the angels was erased from the Magi data banks and Nerv itself was reorganised as the Nations main anti-terrorist and defence organisation. A month after the JSSDF attack Asuka had recovered from her coma and her Sync with Unit 02 was slowly rising.

After a rather long and boring sync test with Unit 01 Shinji walked the corridors of Nerv HQ, feeling refreshed after a long shower. Not paying any attention to where he was going he ended up walking right into the bridge bunny lieutenant Maya Ibuki, sending them both crashing to the floor. Look across to Maya Shinji's eyes grew to the size of earth's moon when he saw she wasn't wearing her Nerv uniform. Instead she wore a dark green turtle neck sweater and a short orange skirt and to top that off her legs were spread open giving him a clear view of her panties. Being the hormone charged teenager he was Shinji didn't try looking away, he just sat watching as she rubbed her sore backside.

"Maya, what are you doing on the floor?" Ritsuko asked from behind Shinji making him blush redder than a tomato.

"I was looking for Shinji when we sort of crashed into each other," Maya answered picking herself of the floor. "I wanted to ask him a few questions that's all, sempai,"

"If you say so. See you tomorrow you two," with that Ritsuko walked off down another corridor.

"What did you want to ask me, Miss Ibuki?" Shinji asked, glad Ritsuko hadn't caught him looking up Maya's skirt.

"Were you looking up my skirt, Shinji?" she blurted out.

"What! No! I swear I wasn't!" he cowered, his blush matching Unit 02's paint job. "I swear I never looked at your black panties!"

"How do you know I'm wearing black if you didn't look up my skirt?" she asked, a glint of amusement in her eye.

He knew he was busted now. "Your not going to tell anyone are you?"

"Maybe, but the question is. Do you want to see my panties again Third Child?" she whispered, making him go all ridged. "Relax, Shinji I was only teasing you. I won't tell anyone as long as you do something for me in return. I've got two tickets for a comedy movie that's screening tonight. Aoba was coming with me but he's going drinking with Hyuga. So if you join me I won't tell the Major you're going around Nerv peeking up women's skirts,"

"Even though you're black panties, I mean black mailing me I've got nothing better to do, so I'll do it. I'll go see this movie with you. But you promise you won't tell Misato I saw up your skirt just now," Shinji replied dead serious.

Maya giggled at his little mix-up but swore she'd keep his embarrassing little secret. Grabbing his hand she dragged him through to her Mini the Nerv employee parking lot. Shinji was a little worried what some people would think if they saw him going to the movies with an older woman. Maya just shrugged off his concern, saying they were just two friends enjoying each other's company while watching a movie. While they sat in backed up traffic Shinji's eyes started wandering around the car before landing on Maya's thighs just below her skirt. Maya went to say something to him when she noticed his gaze on her. Following the direction of his eyes a really cruel idea formed in her head.

"If you want to touch my legs, Shinji, all you have to do is ask," she said sweetly, snapping him out of his naughty daydream.

What she didn't know was that she nailed the theme of his fantasy right on the mark, where he ran his hand up and down her thigh in the theatre. His fantasy hand was just about to slide under her skirt and panties when she pulled him back to reality.

"I have no idea what you're talking about! I was just staring off into space!" he shouted, his blush bright enough to light the city during a black out.

"Shinji, if you don't tell me exactly what you were dreaming about I'm going to call section 2 and tell them you were groping me," she threatened pulling her cell phone out of her purse.

"I was dreaming out touching your leg in the theatre during the movie. You didn't have your skirt on and I was just about to put my hand down the front of your panties when you woke me up," he replied in a small voice. "I can hop out and head home if you don't want me to watch the movie with you anymore,"

"Shinji, just because you had a dirty little daydream about touching my leg doesn't mean you have to get out. You're a teenage boy! You're suppose to have fantasies like that, all guys do!" she wailed pulling into an underground parking lot. "And since you've been honest with me, I'll be honest with you. I never invited Aoba to see the movie with me tonight. I wanted you to come with me because for some reason, I really like you Shinji. I want to be your friend and spend time getting to know all about you,"

"But I'm only fifteen years old!" Shinji retorted, looking at his lap.

"So? I'm nineteen, it's only a four-year age difference, Shinji. And beside, I've seen you looking at me during sync tests we you thought I didn't notice," she teased, unbuckling her seat belt. "Care to explain yourself,"

"I just happen to think you're cute that's all," he answered nervously. "And you do have a nice butt,"

This time it was Maya's face that took on a deep shade of crimson. Hearing Shinji say she had a nice butt had momentarily rendered her speechless. "That's nice of you to say, Shinji. The last guy I went out with just wanted get in my pants. I had just turned sixteen and he was seven years older. The only reason I went out with him was because I really liked sports cars and he was one of the best street races around,"

"I'm sorry, Miss Ibuki," Shinji said, trying to put the blame on himself.

"Will you stop with the Miss Ibuki and call me Maya? Anyway the guy was arrested for driving a car modified with stolen parts and that's the last I ever saw of him," she finished taking a deep breath. "You really think I have a nice butt, Shinji,"

Shinji could only nod because of his enormous embarrassment, due to the fact that Maya had seen him naked more times than he could remember.

"Thank you, Shinji. Now get your skinny ass out of my car, we have a movie to see," she smirked as his eyes grew to the size of his Eva's.


"Misato, I'm home! Shinji no baka you better have my dinner ready!" Asuka shouted slamming the front door shut.

"He's not here, Asuka," Misato replied from the living room. "He hasn't been home since the sync test this afternoon,"

"Then what am I supposed to eat! Last time I tried your cooking I was sick for a week," Asuka fumed, already planning to maim Shinji when he got home.

"I ordered pizza it's sitting in the oven," Misato replied chugging down another beer while flipping through TV stations.

"Fine. But Shinji will suffer greatly for not making my dinner," Asuka seethed.

'She really needs a boyfriend' Misato thought downing the rest of her beer. 'Maybe I'll teach her about women's sex toys,'

"Asuka, which do you like more guys or girls?" Misato asked, standing in the kitchen doorway watching her chopping on her third slice of pizza.


After two hours of watching a side splitting comedy Shinji and Maya emerged from the theatre flushed and out of breath, as were all the other people who saw the movie. Shinji admitted he had never laughed so hard in his life, even when he watched movies with Touji and Kensuke. Maya had laughed so hard she was holding her sides even after they exited the theatre.

"That was a great movie," Maya chuckled, finally catching her breath. "Did you enjoy yourself, Shinji?"

"Yes I did, but if I go home now Asuka will most likely kill me the second I walk through the door," Shinji gulped, picturing Asuka's raging expression.

"Well it's only seven, no reason to go home so early. Hungry?" Maya asked, giggling at a gurgle from Shinji's stomach.

"Mexican?" he suggested. "I'm in the mood for something spicy,"

"Mexican it is then," Maya smiled. "And that restaurant across the street is one of my favourites,"

"Really? I get take away from there sometimes when I don't feel like cooking," Shinji exclaimed, surprising Maya.

"I think you and I are going to make a great couple, Shinji," Maya smiled, taking his hand and dragging across the street.

Disclaimer: And there's the end of chapter 1. If there are good reviews, I will write harder to give you chapter 2. No reviews then progress on this fan fic will be slow. Shinji and Maya may have been a little OOC and I'm sorry about that but I finished the first chapter in one day. Bye now.