I got bored. I wrote a short conversation between Matt and Tai. Bet you can't guess which one's which.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon… even if none of the character's names are mentioned herein.
Tell Me You Love Me
"I love you. Do you love me?"
"You don't know what you're talking about."
"I know, and I still love you."
"What do you mean, 'I love you'? You can't just say that, idiot!"
"Of course I can. I love you. I mean it."
"What makes you think you know what you're talking about?"
"What makes you think you know what I'm talking about?"
"Don't answer my question with another one."
"Then answer my first one."
"You must be joking."
"No. I'm not."
"Fine. I love you too."
"Good, then kiss me like you love me, not like you want me to fuck you."
"Can't I do both?"
"Now who knows more about love?"
"You just suggested that you kiss me like I'm a quick fuck a few seconds after you said you love me."
"If you knew anything about love, you'd know that having the word 'fuck' and 'love' in the same sentence is a good thing."
"Only if it's 'I fucking love you.'"
"I'm a guy, I can't be a tramp."
"Tell me that when I'm topping you."