A/N: BLOOPER SPECIAL! You had better believe it! And now nobody will bother me whenI type this! CAUSE JORDAN WON'T TALK TO ME! So there. Anyway, I shall try to be funny. But me trying to be funny is like Kon-chan trying to be weird. IT JUST COMES TO US MAN! But I have a history of not funny-ness, so I hope this'll work. Anyway, I luv my stories! I'll do a blooper or two for each chapter, OK? OK! Done deal!

ONCE AGAIN THE REALLY BIG DISCLAIMER THAT IS POINTLESS: LAST ONE! Hahahaha! Anyway, let's just get this over with. I do not own Zelda! And I do not own Adian and Rilian! They are Emmy-Chan's creations and I take no credit! NONE! My creations are Lance and Rose. ASK IF YA WANT TO USE THEM FOR A STORY! Pweese? Ok, here goes!

~Open to a New Light.....BLOOPERS~

~*Chapter One, scene 11*~

Rose: Quiet, I need my consentration...

*Everyone is quiet on the set as Rose tries to jump the fence*

Rose: HERE GOES!

Directer Hez... ME: *Sniffles* AAAAAAA *Sniffles again* AAAAAAAAA! *BIG SNIFFLE!* CCCHHOOOOOOOOOO!

Rose: *KA-BAM!* OWIE! OWIE OWIE OWIE!

D.H.M: Oh my god... *Laughs* I'm so sorry!

Rose: I need Aspirin...

~*Chapter Two, scene 33*~

Rose: I was just taking a walk...

Lance: At night? What are you, a Gerudo wandering around because she's never seen a guy before and so she does and saves all of the Gerudo Nation?

Rose: Um...

D.H.M: CUT! Lance, you gave away the entire story! ACT DUMBER OR YOUR FIRED!

Lance: Well sorry, but I'm tired and need sleep, and you won't give me coffee!

Rose: But I'm supposed to be telling the story, not you Lance!

D.H.M: You don't get coffee because it makes you hyper and you go poking people with your pitchfork!

Lance: ONE TIME! Jeez, can't a guy get some slack here?

~*Chapter Three, scene 57*~

Rose: I w-was w-wondering w-when you w-were c-coming back...

Link: You stutter a lot, is that a problem or-

Rose: Or what?

Link: DID FLYING MONKEYS PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MAKE YOU TALK LIKE THAT?

Rose: *Big pause* Hez?

D.H.M: *Sigh* Cut...That was disturbing Link. That's why Lance doesn't get coffee, and now neither do you.

Link: I'm sorry! I just got so bored with my lines. I'm all serious and stuff...

Rose: And hyped up on coffee...

~*Chapter Four, scene 78*~

Nabooru: Let me see that horse, girl!

Malon: No, you can have any other horse but this one! This one is mine!

Nabooru: But I want that one!

Rose: *Randomly walks onto the screen* A horse is a horse, of course!

*BIG PAUSE*

D.H.M: Oookay... Why did you do that?

Rose: *Shrugs* I just didn't say anything for a while, so I decided I had to.

Nabooru: I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!

~*Chapter 5, scene 90*~

King Zora: Let's discuss this in another room, Ruto. Thank you girls for dropping this off. Be on your way.

Emmy: No problem, let's go Rose.

Rose: ....WAIT! Before you go, I have something to say!

King: Um...kay?

Rose: *Singing* I WANNA BE BAD! YOU MAKE THAT LOOK SO GOOD! I'VE GOT THINGS ON MY MIND, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD!

D.H.M: WHAT THE HELL?

Rose: Emmy said if I sang that incredibly neato song she's buy me a fairy!

Emmy: *Laughing* Oh, it was all worth it!

D.H.M: Wait, I'll bring Link in, and you can sing it to HIM!

Rose: *Gulp* I'm quite done now, thank you very much.

~*Chapter Six, scene 121*~

Rose: I was wondering why Malon's pin was outside near a tree.

Lance: *Pause* Do you think the tree took it from her?

Rose: Lance, did you read your lines?

D.H.M: CUUUUUUT!

Lance: I was up late last night!

Rose: It was well improvised. *Giggles*

Emmy: Why does Malon have a bowser pin anyway?

D.H.M: A loooong time ago she.... I really don't know.

Lance: Oh well, can I take a break yet?

D.H.M: Yes, but no eating my doughnuts, they are MINE!

All the Others: KAY!

~*Chapter Seven, scene 134*~

Nicki: Linky-boy is so HOT!

*Link is really standing on the other side, since he has nowhere to go.*

Link: YOU THINK I'M HOT?

Nicki: WHA? Link! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FROLICKING TO THE HAPPY MASK SHOP!

Link: But you think I'm hot?

D.H.M: CUT! God, it's her lines! SHE MUST SAY THAT, EVEN IF SHE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT!

Link: YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT?

Nicki: What? NO! I think your hot!

Link: You think I'm hot?

D.H.M and Nicki: WELL DUH!

Link: Wow, I need a coffee break.

D.H.M: You mean a water break?

Link: Whatever.

~*Chapter Eight, scene 73472934924...*~

Nabooru: Rose... I have to tell you about your mother....

Rose: Yes?

Nabooru: She... she.... WAS WORKING MINIMUM WAGE AT AN ICE CREAM PARLOR!

Rose: *GASP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

D.H.M: DEAR GOD! CUT! What was that?

Nabooru: The other lines were too sad, so I made my own up.

Rose: And I'm an actress, so I reacted to the change of events.

D.H.M: Fine then. Take a break, and NO EATING THE DOUGHNUTS!

Everyone Else: FINE!

~*Chapter Nine, scene 7923729743*~

Guard: She's busy right now... with important matters, she isn't to be disturbed.

Nicki: She already IS disturbed!

Link: *Laughs* Ain't that the truth!

*Out of nowhere, a sandbad swings down and hits Link in the face*

Nicki: HOLY MOTHER OF BOB!

D.H.M: *Giggles* I told you to NOT EAT MY DOUGHNUTS LINK!

Link: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!

Nicki: Teach you to eat her doughnuts!

~*Chapter Ten, scene 909090900*~

Link: You aren't REALLY gonna hurt me, are you?

Rose: We would never do such a thing!

*Link is tied up like a turkey that is tied, and now here's the fun*

Link: It's dang hot out here!

Rose: YOU'LL BUUUURN FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

Link: What the-

Emmy: *Cackling* YES, YOU SHALL BURN!

D.H.M: CUT! What da heck do you people think your doing?

Rose: I have to rehearse for a part I want in a "Joan of Arc" play, so I found it convenient that we were tying Link up like this...

Emmy: I just thought it would be fun to join in!

Link: I don't find it funny at all!

~*Chapter Eleven, scene 0*~

*Malon is walking down the red carpet*

Malon: *RRRIIIIPPPP* OH MY GOD!

Lance: Hole smoker-onies!

Rose: JEEPERS!

Link: OH GODDESSES!

Nicki: SHE TORE HER DRESS ON THE BUM!

D.H.M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Pause*HAHAHAHAHCUT!

Malon: OH MY! *Runs, but TRRIIIPPPP*

Lance: Should I help her, since I'm supposed to get married to her?

Link: Nah, she'll be fine.

Rose: Malon, your underwear is pretty!

Emmy: *Laughing* I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE!

Malon: SHUT UP!

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A/N: Yuppers, that's THE END! There is no more. I mean, really. I didn't write anything. NADA! SILCH! NOTHING AT ALL! I AM MUTE! Yet, I'm speaking. OH GOD, OXIMORONS! I luv those things. Well, did ya laugh? I don't think you did, since I am so odd it's not funny! AHAHAHA! Anyway, please review, and dance around shouting "IT'S OVER, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS CRAP ANYMORE!" OK? Or you don't have to. *Laughs* WOHOO! SEQUAL...MAYBE! ~Magic24