Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7.

Reno's Life: Story 1

Reno smirked as he walked into Tseng's office. Tseng was twitching involuntarily and sweating heavily.

"Hey, boss", Reno said.

Twitch.

Twitch.

"Hello, Reno", replied Tseng, twitching once more.

Elena walked in with Rude, both appearing jittery and nervous. They were twitching and sweating exactly like Tseng.

Twitch.

Twitch.

Twitch.

"Hey, guys", said Reno, trying to repress his laughter.

Elena and Rude glared at the red-headed Turk as he left the office, laughing like a hyena, passing by other employees that were looking frazzled and jumpy.

Reno loved switching the coffee in the lounge to espresso after three weeks of decaf.