Disclaimer: Own Naruto? Pffsh...yea right.

Let the randomness begin!


One...

Two...

Three...

Sasuke glared at the thing across from him.

Four...

Five...

Six...

He activated his Sharingan.

Seven...

Eight...

Nine...

Damn. Blink already! Why won't you blink!

Ten...

Eleven...

Twelve...

He growled. No way in hell was he going to blink. He dared himself not to.

Thirteen...

Fourteen...

Don't blink. Don't blink.

Fifteen...

Sixteen...

Seventeen...

He wasn't going to lose. He refused to. He was an Uchiha and...

Eighteen...

An Uchiha must always be the best.

Nineteen...

An Uchiha must always come out on top.

Twenty...

An Uchiha must never lose.

Twenty-one...

But...

Twenty-two...

He was losing to a fucking cat!

Twenty-three...

CRAAAAAAAP!

Twenty-four...

Twenty-five...

He blinked.

Damn.

"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura entered the room. "What are you doing with my cat?"

He just glared at it. "I hate you."


Ha! Yes, as you can see I was bored. If any of you are lost, let me fill you in; Sasuke was having a staring contest with a cat...and he lost. Just so you know, this was in seconds. Minutes are WAY too long! Have you ever heard of a person who kept his eyes open for more than 25 minutes! That's IMPOSSIBLE! Anyway, no, this has nothing to do with anything in particular. It has nothing to do with a certain coupling. Sasuke just hates Sakura's cat, so there. If you want the cat to have a name then fine! It's name will be...erm...Jappi-chan! THERE! Happy?

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