Twelve Days of Christmas One Piece style!


On the first day of Christmas the Pirate king gave to me…

A big, old, grand line ship.

Luffy: Hey that's mine!

On the second day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Two rare swords

Zoro: Cool. Those are mine.

And a big, old, grand line ship.

Luffy: It's not that old..

On the thrid day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Three shiny guns

Ussop: I could use them.

Two rare swords

Tashigi: Hey, Zoro give me them!

Zoro: Nu-uh! I found them!

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy: Stop calling it old!

On the fourth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Four Grand Line maps

Nami: Hey! I found the way to the grand line! 1,000,000 berries each.

Three shiny guns

Ussop: But I might kill someone.

Two rare swords

Tashigi and Zoro are fighting.

And a big, old grand line ship

Luffy: Why say Grand Line?

On the fifth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Five Cursed Fruits!

Buggy: Now I'm even stronger!

Four Grand Line maps

Nami is standing around watching people pass by.

Three shiny guns

Ussop: I refuse to take them!

Two rare swords

Zoro: Damn it! They're mine!

And a big, old, grand line ship

(Luffy falls asleep)

On the six day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Six Ballerinas

Mr.2 Bon Clay: Six of me? Follow me boys!

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy: Mabye I should sell them?

Four Grand Line maps

Nami: 999,999 berries? It's cheaper.

Three shiny guns

Ussop: I'll, throw them away.

Two Rare Swords

Tashigi runs off with them. Zoro follows behind.

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy wakes up and them eats something.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Pirate King gave to me…

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: LUFFY!

Six ballerinas

Mr.2 Bon Clay: Tip, toe. Tip, toe! That's the swan's way!

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy stuffs them down his throat.

Four grand line maps

Nami: That will be 1,000,000 berries!

Man: You said 999,999!

Nami: Cough it up!

Three shiny guns

Ussop: Dad might think I'm a coward.

Two rare swords

Zoro slashes at Tashigi but cuts her pants and then they fall off.

Tashigi: PERVERT!

A large hand mark is on Zoro's face.

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy: I'm gonna go sailing!

On the eighth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…

Eight battle spears

Don Krieg: I must have even MORE firepower!

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: Luffy, learn to clean up after yourself!

Luffy: But you're the chef!

Six Ballerinas

Other Mr. 2s: Are we even real?

Mr. 2 Bon Clay: I guess so.

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy: I fell sick. (Hurls)

Four grand line maps

Nami: I still have four. Man…

Three shiny guns

Ussop slowly picks them up.

Two Rare swords

Tashigi: Captain Smoker, get him!

Smoker(Also known as Chaser, for the ones that didn't know.): Heh, no problem. Smoke snake!

Zoro: What the hell?

And a big, old, grand line ship.

Luffy gets on the ship. "Rally o!"

On the ninth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…

Nine Electric Plugs

Ener: Nice!

Eight battle spears

Don Krieg: Where should I put them?

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: More? LUFFY!

Six Ballerinas

Mr.2 Bon Clay: Wait, did y'all also eat the Clone Clone fruit?

Other ones: Yeah!

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy: No more!

Four grand line maps

Nami: One berry?

Three shiny guns

Ussop: Dad, why?

Yassop: Because you're a man!

Ussop: I'm a coward dad.

Two rare swords

Zoro: Wait, it says two rare swords. Why are we right here then arguing about who gets them?

Smoker: Because, wait. He's right!

Tashigi: Well, they're mine!

Zoro: No they aren't bitch!

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy: Wow! The ocean is big!

On the tenth day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…

Ten underwater kingdoms

Arlong: Boys, this is Mermen home!

Other Mermen: YEAH!

Nine Electric Plugs

Ener: I will over charge!

Eight battle spears

Don Krieg: I think I have a little too much.

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: If Luffy is sailing, then who's eating and leaving the mess?

Six Ballerinas

Mr.2 Bon Clay: Man, I'm sure confused!

Five, Cursed Fruits!

(Buggy glows in red, purple, blue, green, and yellow.)

Four grand line maps

Nami: BUY THEM! I NEED MONEY!

Three shiny guns

Ussop picks them up but then accidentally pulls one of the triggers. His dad was shot.

Ussop: DAD!

Yassop: Don't ever pick up shiny guns son.

Two rare swords

Tashigi: How far did I run?

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy falls asleep again.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…

Eleven happy arms

Robin: Howdy y'all.

Ten underwater kingdoms

Arlong: I'll call them, ARLONG!

Other mermen: But your Arlong.

Nine Electric Plugs

Sparks are flying off Ener.

Eight Battle spears

Don Krieg: I don't really need that much.

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: WHO DID THIS TO ME!

Six Ballerinas

Mr.2 Bon Clay: Y'all gotta go.

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy: I'm gonna explode!

Four Grand Line Maps

Nami: I'm just gonna store them.

Three shiny guns

Ussop passes around funeral invitations.

Two rare swords

Zoro: Where'd that bitch go?

And a big, old, grand line ship

Luffy: This is fun!

On the twelve day of Christmas the Pirate King gave me…

Twelve cute Reindeers!

Tony Tony Chopper does his cute little dance. "Y'all mean it?"

Eleven happy arms

Robin shakes everyone's hands with her hands. "Hi."

Ten underwater kingdoms

Arlong: Bow to me pew-mans!

Nine Electric Plugs

Ener blows up because of all the electricity going in him. "NO!"

Eight battle spears

Don Krieg safely puts them up in a case.

Seven dirty dishes

Sanji: The rest of my life is cleaning up dishes!

Six Ballerinas

Sir Crocodile: What is this madness!

Mr.2 Bon Clay: They just appeared out of nowhere!

Five, Cursed Fruits!

Buggy dies somehow…

Four Grand line maps

Nami: DON'T SKIP ME UNTIL SOMEONE BUYS!

Me: Sorry, but I decide cause I'm the narrator!

Nami pulls out her staff.

Me: Um, sorry?

Three shiny guns

Ussop is at the funeral.

Ussop: Dad…

Two rare swords

Zoro: There you are!

Tashigi: My swords!

Zoro: Unhand my swords!

Tashigi: Over my dead body!

Zoro: Fine then!

Zoro pulls out his swords.

Tashigi: You wanna fight?

Zoro: I'll do anything to get my swords!

Tashigi: Fine!

Tashigi pulls her sword out.

Zoro: Let's fight!

And a big, old, grand line ship!

Luffy jumps off the ship.

All in the song except Ener how blew up and Ussop who's at the Funeral.

All: BYE!

Tashigi and Zoro run in front and start fighting.

Buggy: Never eat a lot of cursed fruits because it will cause naseue, diariy, pregnatcy, coughing, sickness, bloodly eyes, losing limbs, and smelly armpits.


That was the tweleve days of Christmas!