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Tanoshimu, kudasai (Enjoy, please)

He had just returned to Konohagakure, a smile plastered to his face. As he walked through the village, the citizens gave him weird and nervous looks. He smiled at them anyway, and waved to some familiar faces. However, he picked up some really odd statements being said behind his back. This made his grin falter when he listened intently to the comments.

"Isn't he the one dating that guy!" a middle-age woman questioned to the nearest person.

"I think so. That's disgusting!" the other replied.

Lee's smile turned into a frown, his bottom lip almost quivering. He then spotted his teammates with a few others. They looked as if they were fighting.

"Your buddy, Lee, is a homo!" a boy shouted, his dog barking in agreement.

"Like you aren't," Neji tallied in a bored tone, eyes closed and arms folded over his chest. Kiba blushed at the statement and glanced back at the bug shinobi.

"Hey guys! What's up?" Lee yelled to the genins, waving enthusiastically and running up to them. Once he stood firmly beside them, a yellow-haired shinobi sprinted up behind him and swatted his back.

"Heard about you and Gaara!" Naruto shouted, grinning widely. He patted the jumpsuit-clad boy on the back and laughed joyfully.

"What about me and Gaara?" Lee questioned, tilting his head in confusion.

"You two are dating, right?" Tenten butted in, blinking unsurely.

"No. At least.. I don't think so..." The taijutsu master put a hand to his chin, rubbing a fake beard.

"Uh-huh, suuuuuure!" Kiba stated, rolling his eyes.

"What makes you think that anyway?" Lee asked.

"We saw you kiss!" Naruto shouted.

" Yeah, about that... Gaara wanted to know what a kiss was..." Lee stuttered, a blush rising to his cheeks.

"Lee-kun," a feminine voice questioned coming up from behind, "do you mean to say, you aren't going out with him?"

"Um... No, I don't think... Unless something changed..." The ebony-haired shinobi turned around to come face to face with a blonde female. "T-Temari, what are you doing here?"

"You forgot this," the sand-nin handed him his headband. "What were you guys doing, anyway?"

And in an almost inaudible tone, he whispered one word. "Poker."

"Ah-ha! I knew it!" Kiba shouted proudly.


Here's something to recognize: Lee's headband is around his waist, hee hee... And by "Poker" I mean... Well, you should know what I mean...

Wheee, I'm high at the moment! Hee heee heeee heeeee heeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeee heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee! Anywayz, hope you enjoyed, it was a fun make! Whatever, can't wait for your reviews! POKER!