Aurora Whisperwind: -peeps- I'm very ashamed to have neglected this fic for so long, Gomen ne! But here's a very long overdue update!
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters.
Entry 1: A lovely morning! My beloved Kaoru-chan is cooking! Darling, this suspiciously burnt tofu is like a piece of heaven to me, and the over-spiced sauce is honey. A stomach upset is well worth it.
Entry 2: Look happy you brats! And you, Zanza! Stop criticizing her cooking! You should be thanking Kaoru on bended knee for merely gracing you with her presence!
Entry 3: Go Kaoru! Go Kaoru! Go Kaoru! Hit him! Kill him! Why is he coming here so often anyway?
Entry 4: Oi, stop using me as a shield! Stop it, Zanza or I'll shove my sword up your ass! Or better yet, I'll shove your ex-sword! Itai!
Entry 5: Owwwieeee, that bucket was hard…
Entry 6: The narrow-eyed police guy is here. Yay.
Entry 7: He wants us to defeat a serial murderer? Kurogasa eh… a swordsman of great skill. Pshaw, it must be that idiot Jinei. He's nothing compared to me. He's ugly and bald and smelly. But I'm not helping this time, no one ever acknowledges me anyway -sniffle-
Entry 8: What do you mean 'His heart must be still taken by the smell of blood' you idiot of a Rurouni? Are you trying to imply something? And we're taking this job??? You always have to look cool in front of Kaoru ne, you sneaky bastard.
Entry 9: -yawns- Another night of star gazing with my lovely Kaoru chan will be interrupted, this had better be worth it.
Entry 10: I knew it. I knew it was going to suck. I'm in a room full of brainless mercenaries, and some of them haven't had a bath since they were born!
Entry 11: "Leave it us, Tani-san. We'll kill the murderer" Ahous. And to make my cup of misery full, Zanza is here. I think I'll die soon with the stench. No choice then, I'll hide and let the Rurouni take over completely for a while.
Entry 12: Yep, I knew it was Jinei. And he's not bald but lord, what a disgustingly unfashionable hat. Blech. I'm going to throw up just looking at it. He thinks he looks cool with the whole standing on the window sill with the moon behind him pose? I invented that pose you creepy eyed freak!
Entry 13: Wait… as I recall, he had some weird ass eye trick… now what was it…
Entry 14: Oh yeah… it was the freeze the body trick! What was it called again? Shin-no-something… heh heh, Zanza's frozen. Should I let him die? No, Kaoru-chan'll be upset. I think I'll just wait for the dramatic moment and do my thing.
Entry 15: Score! I was just so cool! I split the hat in half! Go me! The old fart didn't know what hit him… giggle Take that, for your crime against fashion!
Entry 16: Hey, he called me Battousai! My name!
Entry 17: That baka used his trick on us. Does he actually think it'll work? And stop acting like hysterical women, all of you!
Entry 18: I vote we kill him.
Entry 19: As usual, my petition was ignored and the Rurouni started spouting crap.
Entry 20: "The Battousai, who froze men's blood from fear" Now that's more like it!
Entry 21: Zanza broke the spell. He's not as much of an idiot as I thought. He's picking up a large statue and… trying to hit Jinei? Wow, he is an idiot.
Entry 22: At last, the Rurouni agrees we fight. Why can't we stop the useless sparring and just flip the sword?
Entry 23: He cut us. Tch. Rurouni, just listen to him. Give me a chance!
Entry 24: -sniffle- I wanted to get my wound dressed by Kaoru, but no... Zanza has to do it. God knows where he put these bandages… yuck.
Entry 25: You have a message for Kaoru-chan? What are you thinking Rurouni?
Entry 26: WE'RE THROWING EVERYTHING AWAY? WHAT???? I WANT KAORU-CHAN! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM HER! I DON'T WANT TO SIT BY THE SMELLY RIVER! I WANT TO GO BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Entry 27: -sobs- Kaoru-chan! You're here! You came for me!
Entry 28: -wails- you'll stay with me? Oh you're an angel from heaven, I swear! But love, you don't need to do that… I'll fight and win and come back for you.
Entry 29: Kaoru-chan's ribbon! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm never returning it! I'm going to smell it and sleep with it everyday!
Entry 30: WTF. The old fart had a duplicate hat.
Entry 31: HEY HE TOOK MY KAORU-CHAN! GET BACK HERE YOU BLEEPING SON OF A BLEEPING BLEEP!
Entry 32: That's it -kicks Rurouni unconscious- I'm so whipping his ass.
I know I said I'd keep the journal event wise, but that will be hard. I'll be back soon with the continuation!
Read and review, please!