Killa Pat: Guess whose back!

Greed: Devils Nest Click, we back in this bitch.

Killa Pat: I bet y'all thought we fell of or some shit like that. Well fuck that, we back.

Greed: In case y'all haven't been counting, this is chapter thirteen, of the hit story, The Pipsqueak and the Mechanic.

Killa Pat: Expect updates from my other hit stories like Fate, within a week. I still don't know what I'ma do with War though.

Greed: So if you like War, and don't wanna see it deleted, read it and review it, and tell your friends about it so that they can read it and review it.

Killa Pat: Also I know a lot of you people who read this shit run C2's. I want you to add my stories to your C2's.

Greed: Some of you smart ones have already added Fate, now add the rest. A Roy and Riza Story, Gundam Wing: Evolution, The Pipsqueak and the Mechanic, and War.

Killa Pat: Also, don't know when it's coming out, but a new Roy/Riza story, The Pyro and the Sharpshooter. Like I said, don't know when its coming out but it is. So be on the lookout for that.

Greed: Also, we gonna be promoting a pair that desperately needs it, Scar/Lust. Expect a whole buncha Scar/Lust fics, not those cheesy one shots that everybody's writing.

Killa Pat: Yeah, so be sure to be on the lookout for more Sin of Avarice Productions.

Greed: Yeah but we ain't here to talk your heads off, we here to entertain.

Killa Pat: So sit back, light up a blunt, and read our stories!


Chapter Thirteen

"Winry", I asked her, "what're you doing here?".

"Ed, can I talk to you in private?", she said to me.

"Uh, sure", I said to her, "just follow me".

I led Winry out of Mustangs office and into a hallway. I was wondering why she would come all the way out to Central.

"What did you want to talk about?", I asked her.

She hesitated before she answered, "Ed", she began, "I'm...", her voice trailed off.

"You're what? Are you sick or something?", I asked her.

"No I'm fine", she said. She took a deep breath and then let it all out. "Ed, I'm pregnant".

It was like time stopped in that moment. I felt my jaw hanging and I kept opening and closing it. Finally I said something after what seemed like hours.

"When...when did you find out?", I asked her.

"A few days ago", she said, "please don't be angry at me".

"How could I ever be angry at you?", I said to her putting my hands on her hips, "except when you abuse me with your wrench".

She chuckled and kissed me lightly on the lips.

"I have to get back to work now, and do you have a place to stay?", I asked her.

"No, you don't have to get back to work, you have the rest of the week off. And I'm sure you're girlfriend can stay at your place Fullmetal", a voice said from behind me.

I whirled around to see Mustang with his signature grin plastered across his face.


"I wouldn't quite say evesdropping", he replied, "I just happened to be hear while you were having a private talk", Mustang said. "And if I seem to remember you interrupted one of my 'private moments' as well".

Has much as I hated to admit it he was right...again. I put my arm around Winry and turned to leave.

"Come on Winry, I have the rest of the week off lets not waste it here", I said to her.

"I like that idea", Winry said smiling up at me, "lets go".

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Ed took me to a cafe near HQ where we had lunch. It was odd, neither of us spoke much to each other. "Probably because he just found out that I'm pregnant", I thought to myself.

After lunch Ed showed me the city. There was a tension between us and I didn't like it.

"Ed I don't like this", I said to him.

"Like what?", he asked me.

"Ed we haven't spoken a word to each other since I told you I was pregnant", I said to him, "I know you want to say something to me so just say it".

Ed, knowing how stubborn I could be sighed. He knew I'd keep persisting until he told me.

"Winry, I don't think we're ready to be parents yet", he said to me, "I don't know think we're mature enough to raise a child on our own".

"So you want me to get rid of it?", I said to him, "how can you think that about your own flesh and blood?".

"I never said I didn't want it", Ed said defensively, "I just don't think we're ready to be parents".

By now some people were starting to stare in our direction, but I didn't care. My temper was rising.

"So you don't want it?", I said angrily.

"Winry", Ed said lowering his voice, "maybe we shouldn't have this conversation here".

"Maybe you should apologize", I said to him.

"For what?", he asked.

"You know damn well what I mean", I said to him.

"Winry, what are we going to do with a baby?", he asked me.

"What any good parent would do, raise it", I replied.

By now there was a crowd around us, and rather than risk humiliation, I decided to leave.

"Come on", I said, "let's talk about this at home".

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Once we were back at Ed's apartment, I wanted to take a bath.

"The bathrooms back there", Ed said to me.

"Thanks", I replied.

I walked into the bathroom and shut the door. I turned the water on and started to undress. "Damn it Ed, why can't you just be reasonable for once", I thought to myself has I got into the tub.

The tubs warm water felt good after our argument today. I hated it when we fought, especially over stupid things. I rubbed my belly and smiled to myself. "He should be happy, not angry at me", I thought to myself.

At that moment the bathroom door opened and Ed stepped into the bathroom. He was naked, and before I could do anything he was in the bathtub with me.

"Ed, what are you doing in here?", I asked him.

"What? It's not like I haven't seen you naked before, and its not like you didn't enjoy it", he replied.

I chuckled and kissed him lightly on the lips.

"So am I off the hook?", he asked me.

"No, you're still in trouble", I replied.

"So how do I get out of trouble?", he said planting kisses along my neck.

"Well for starters you could apologize", I said trying to resist the urge to moan.

"Ok. I'm sorry for not to keep the baby", he said his kisses going down to my color bone and I felt his hand in between my legs and I let a moan escape.

"You have to mean it", I said has he massaged my clit.

"I do mean it", he said slipping a finger into me.

I moaned loudly in surprise and his kisses had gone down to my breasts. He took one of my nipples into his mouth and started to suck while he fingered me. I found myself completely helpless suddenly. It had been so long since we'd been together that I was desperate for him.

I kissed him with a passion that had been pent up since the last time I had seen him. He kissed me back with the same passion and I moaned into his mouth. Without warning Ed suddenly rolled over so that I was on top.

I hung my breasts in his face and he sucked my nipples nibbling ever so lightly and making me moan. After awhile he stopped sucking my nipples and kissed me.

I broke the kiss and Ed put his hands on my hips. I felt him push inside me and I moaned. I had never been on top before. I made love to Ed for the first time in a long time and it felt great.

When we were done I was lying on top of Ed in the bathtub.

"Winry", Ed whispered, "you know I want to keep the baby but—"

"Shhs", I said to him, "don't ruin the moment".

I snuggled closer to Ed. Even though we had a disagreement today, I knew that everything was going to be fine. Just fine.


Killa Pat: That was chapter thirteen of The Pipsqueak and the Mechanic. First off, I'm sorry about the long ass break in updates. Schools started and shit and I've been busy.

Anyway, awhile back I did a piece called Armstrongdamus. I've decided to bring it back.

Guy #1: Armstrongdamus, why are the French people such bitches?

Armstrongdamus: The French people are such bitches, because they are descended from the mother of all bitches, Dante.

Woman #1: Armstrondamus, why is Barry the Chopper so fucking crazy?

Armstrongdamus: Barry the Chopper, is so fucking crazy, because as a child, he was molested, tortured and raped, by Super Saiyan Goku, and Mickey Mouse.

Woman #2: Armstrongdamus, why do everybody's favorite characters in Fullmetal Alchemist die?

Armstrongdamus: All the favorite characters die, because the creators wish to piss everybody off.

Man #2: Armstrongdamus, is it true that Ash Ketchum was molested by Envy as a child?

Armstrongdamus: Not only was he molested by Envy, but by Barney the Dinosaur, Scooby Doo, Pinako, the guy off of the Subway commercials, and me.

Killa Pat: ...Wow. Armstrong you sick son of a bitch get the fuck outta here before I shoot yo ass!

Armstrong: But you paid me to do this and---

Killa Pad: Die bitch!

--Killa Pat pulls out a .45 and unloads on Armstrong leaving him dead in a pool of blood—

Killa Pat: Next time on Pipsqueak and the Mechanic, we'll have guest, and infamous murderer, Jason Voorhees!

Killa Pat