Put it Away!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I did, I could come up with much better stories.

Summary: Hermione walks in on Sirius.

A/N: I was really bored when I wrote this, don't ask just read. You'll laugh if you get it, you'll proaly laugh if you don't get it.

Hermione wondered through the halls of Hogwarts towards the DADA classroom. Sirius was teaching this year and she needed to ask him a question. She stopped right by the door and heard him in there.

"Mmmmm…" she heard while listening at the door. She knew what he was doing and she was furious, she opened the door wide and stepped in with her hands on her hips.

"What the hell, do you think you are doing? This is a school." she asked angrily.

"I'm settling my urges." He replied nonchalantly.

"Put it away." She ordered as he moaned again.

"But I'm not done yet."

"I don't want to see you doing this."

"Want some, it tastes good."

"Ew, no."

"I'm almost done."

"I can see that, it's getting smaller and smaller."

"Okay I'm done." He said as he put out the cigarette.

A/N:If you didn't get it, it's because you don't have a dirty mind. If you did... get those sick thoughts out of your head. I know, I'm a hypocrite.