Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun but I do owe Sasuke-teme a severe beating…

Team assignment day

Naruto sits next to Sasuke

Sakura sits on the other side of Sasuke

Time passes

Iruka announces: "Team 7, Naruto."

Naruto perks up

"Sasuke"

Naruto: "Kuso!"

Saske: "dobe."

Naruto: "jackass."

Iruka: "Sakura"

Naruto AND Sakura: standing up ad shouting "Hell yes!"

They look at each other

TRuE LOVE

They rush at each other to embrace but are stop dead by Sasuke sitting in his chair

Sasuke: "dobe"

Naruto: "on three"

Sakura winks

Naruto and Sakura: "THREE"

They grip Sasuke's chair and throw him and the chair in to he air

They tackle each other to the floor and make sweet fooly colly for hours.

Class: "OOOOOOHHHHHhhh!"

Sasuke comes down from air directly kissing Iruka ON THE MOUTH!

Time freeze

Peanut gallery: "this shits messed up!"

Author: "you damn right, fool!"

Time resumes

Vespa woman: crashes Vespa through wall "INDECENT BEHAVOR MUST BE STOPED!"

Vespa woman: grabs Sasuke, WHO HAS FAINTED, "LIVE!" kisses Sasuke MOUTH TO MOUTH!

The world implodes

The galaxy implodes

Reality implodes

All that is left is a black furby

Black furby: "oh no, not again."

Fin