Pairing: Renji/Rukia

Warnings: Very bad language (but hey, it's Renji and Rukia, what do you expect)

Title: Punishment

"Wake the fuck up!"

"Muhh... Go away...need sleep."

"Oh no ya don't, you little bitch. Get your lazy ass out of bed right-fucking-now!"

"Ow! God damnit, that hurt! How would you like to be castrated, you tattooed son of a bitch?"

"I forgot what a rabbid whore you could be when you aren't beating yourself up over shit you have no control over. And by the way, you should have a little more respect for some one who out-ranks you."

"Shut up! What the hell do you want anyway? Ab-a-rai Fu-ku-tai-chou Siiiiiiiiir!"

"If you're gonna be an annoying bitch about it, at least get it right. That's what I came here to talk to you about, anyway."

"Wait... does this mean you get to wear a nifty white robe? Great. Now, can you fuck off?"

"Oh my God, will you just shut up and let me tell you something?"

"Okay. Okay. I'm listening, you bastard."

"I've been waiting a long ass time just to be "worthy" of your precious little ass. I became a shinigami for you. I climbed the ranks for you. I got my ass kicked and lost about ten times my weight in blood. For you!"

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"Damnit bitch, I love you!"



"I'm going back to bed."


"Dumbass, are you gonna to join me or not?"

"I'm such a glutton for punishment."

A/N: I sort of based this on the side B chapter of the SOULS guidebook. It sheds some light on why Renji hasn't had the guts to tell Rukia he loves her. Sorry about the language. Renji is just being Renji and Rukia just woke up.