DISCLAMER: I do not own Ranma ½. I do not own Ah My Goddess. I do not own any fictional person, place or thing used in this story. I do not own any real person, place or thing used in this story. All original persons, places, things and this story are mine though.

Authors Note: Well I've seen a few 'Ranma as a Goddess', 'Ranma as a God', and 'Ranma as a Demon' but I don't think I've seen a 'Ranma as a Demoness' not that I'm not sure such don't exist, but I'm saying I've never seen one. This story came about after wanting to do a Ranma fan fiction of a type that hasn't been done to death and is somewhat original. So with that in mind I thought about it, and said 'Hey I've never seen a Ranma that gets mixed with Hild!' and this was born. It might not use the most original plot device to merge Ranma and Hild, but it works, and all Ranma fics share some plot devices, it's just mixing them up right and using them in new and original ways. That is the price you pay for writing in so popular a category. So please, read, review and tell me what you honestly think of my work. And I am looking for a beta reader, if interested put it in your review with a way for me to contact you. Thanks.

THE MERGER

CHAPTER ONE

HEAVEN AND HELL CONVERGE

Heaven: Kami-sama's office: over fifteen hundred years ago

"Uh, sir?" The minor deity spoke over the intercom.

"Yes?" Kami-sama, lord of the gods asked.

'I really don't want to break this to him. Please let him be merciful.' The minor deity thought. Then reflecting on his news, he thought 'Be Very, VERY Merciful' "There's been a revolt in hell sir." The minor deity stated flatly, hoping if he showed no emotion he'd be safer.

"What!" Kami-sama yelled in shock and anger.

"That's not all sir, your ex-wife Hild was drowned in a Jusenkyo spring. Her soul is now trapped in one of them." The minor deity softly said. He did not want to say that.

"What! They will pay!" Kami-sama, lord of the gods screamed in the first true anger he had felt in several millina.

'At least he didn't shoot the messenger.' The minor deity thought with some relief as the intercom went dead.

Heaven: Kami-sama's office: a few days latter

After crushing the rebellion in hell, Kami-sama had four very special guests in his office. His three daughters, Belladandy, Urd and Skuld, plus Mara, a Demoness and Urd's on again off again best friend and her half sister.

"Girls," Kami-sama started, "I need to tell you what happed to Hild."

Urd, Hild's Goddess daughter said through tears "She's dead right?"

"Yes…., and no. They drowned her at Jusenkyö, trapping her soul in a spring. I worked it out so the proper person to fall in the spring will, absorb her soul, if you will. That person will probably never notice it till he or she dies, but there is always a chance. When that special someone dies, then her soul will separate and be free, enabling her to live again."

Urd," Kami-sama said looking at his oldest and most rebellious daughter, hoping that this task would finally force her to mature, or at least follow orders. "your new job is to watch that Jusenkyo spring till that special someone lands in it, and then watch their life till they die. Do not interfere with it, in any way. That is your only job. You're getting a temporary upgrade to Goddess first class category two limited for this. Do well and it might be permanent. The reason for this is, if this person ever awakes Hild, as unlikely as that is, you plus you other three must drop every thing and go help this person adjust. Mara, you've got temporary ruler-ship of hell, till Hild's back, then you'll help Hild get back into the swing of things. Belladandy, you're on Goddess relief hot line, and Skuld you're a debugger, till you two are needed to help Urd and Mara with Hild."

"What do they call the spring?" Urd asked.

"Spring of drowned girl." Was the reply.

A temple on a hill in Japan: over fifteen hundred years later

Over fifteen hundred years later, Urd has been patiently, ok not so patiently watching the boy who fell in the pool's life. She's seen his past, watched his life, and it's taken every inch of her will power not to interfere. Now she's paused time, and has called the other three to her.

Handing out his file she said "I think he's about to die. He's fighting Saffron. Read his file, and we'll watch him get killed."

"Why's he fighting that asshole? He was kicked out of Heaven, and even we wouldn't take him. He should be laying low. He's fair game for anyone with a grudge, which is a whole lot of beings." Mara asked.

"It's all in the file." Was all she said.

After a lot of bathroom trips to vomit later, everyone, even Mara, did it, everyone in the room was finished with the file, and to say they were not happy was an understatement of universe shattering proportions. To say they were possessed with righteous fury was still an understatement, closer to galaxy shattering proportions. To say they wanted to kill one Gemma Saotome, and deliver the wrath of the Heavens and the Hells upon the residents of the Nerima district was only an understatement of world shattering proportions. They were livid, pissed, insert your own word for angry here.

"We don't even torture those in Hell as much as he's been tortured!" Mara screamed in out rage.

Crying, Belladandy asked, "How did this poor boy stay sane?"

Skull yelled "Why is he throwing his life away for someone who abuses him so."

"He's never seen love, so he assumes that is how she shows it to him." Urd explained.

"The only one of that group not guaranteed a place in the darkest pits of hell is Kasumi, and she's up for grabs." Mara said coldly.

"So, shall we watch the poor boy die?" Urd asked sadly.

"Yes. Let's watch the death of one of the greatest men I've ever heard of." Belladandy said with tears in her eyes.

As they watched the fight, they realized something, he would do anything to win, even that, even bring Hild out before his death.

"Oh, Shit! Let's get over there NOW!" Urd screamed as it was apparent that Hild was coming out to play. Skuld led them through her transport, water, and they were there in person to see the rebirth of Hild, or at least her power, for they did not know what the mind or body would be like.

Jusenkyö: China

'I can't win!' thought Ranma. 'But I can't lose ether. If I die, Akane will stay dead, and the others die!'

'Why do you care? After all that they've done to you, after all they've put you through why do you care?' a voice in his head asked. A female voice.

'You.' Ranma thought darkly. He always had known that his cursed form had a soul, and that he never, ever, ever wanted to meet it, and yet now he has.

'Yes me.' The voice said tiredly. 'Look, I'm going to make you a deal. Probably the best one I've ever made for the other person. If I merge with you, my soul with yours, we can crush Saffron like an ant. You, as a mortal, are simply incapable of killing Saffron. Asshole he may be, but he is a God, and it just is impossible for a mortal to kill one. It would take another God or a Demon to do so. So if I merge with you I will give you the power needed to kill Saffron.'

'What's the down side? I mean their must be a down side to this. I mean there always is a down side.' He said with weariness in his thoughts. He hated things like this.

'And they say you can't be taught. The down side is, I won't be me, you won't be you, we'll be a mix of the two. And finally, you'll be stuck in you cursed form, for eternity. Your normal form just can't take the power, only my form can.' The voice said.

'And who are you? I'd like to know the name of the person I'm wiping out of existence with my self.' Ranma asked.

'Hild, Former ruler of Hell.' The voice told him.

'Great, just great.' Ranma sighed. 'Well it's time to make a deal with the devil. I except. We can join together. I'd do anything to save every one.' Ranma said.

'As you wish.' The voice told him.

To every one watching, it seemed that Ranma was covered in a ball of pure darkness. All could feel the power radiating off it. At first the power felt pure evil, but as time went on, and the seconds passed into minutes, the power felt neutral then good even.

"I never thought that I'd feel such good energy coming from mother." Mara said in awe.

"Don't you get it?" Urd yelled at Mara. "That is now neither mother nor Ranma! They merged their souls together to get her to come out before his death!"

"What!" Mara yelled back.

"Urd is right." Belladandy said calmly. "What's more, and I have a hard time believing it, but it seems that Ranma's personality is the dominate one in this merger.

"No way!" Skuld whispered in some fear. "How could a mortal's personality and will possibly be greater than Hild's?"

"I truly don't know" Belladandy said as she watched the girl type Ranma, with Hild's markings come out, as the ball of pure darkness dissipated.

The power that the three goddesses and the Demones felt was even greater then Hild's was when she died. "Oh my! She might even be a mach for Kami-sama now." Mara whispered in wonder.

"You may be right." Urd whispered in equal wonderment.

Ranma's friends were shaking in their boots at the sheer power that radiated off Ranma. All were thinking the same thoughts, 'That can't be Ranma can it?'

Ranma however was in shock. He, no now she, had managed to stay in control during the merger, but all of Hild's memories and personality were heavily influencing her. In fact Ranma knew that she was no longer Ranma, not totally, and that she was definitely not Hild. 'Hild is dead. She has been since she drowned. Ranma's dead, I think. He just died, didn't he? Who am I then? Well I'll figure that out after I kick this rouge deity's ass.' The new being thought.

"So Saffron. You went rouge? Too bad. Now you die. Sorry but I just hate rouge deities" The being who used to be Ranma said.

"Who are you?" the rouge deity Saffron asked. He had not felt power like this since he last saw Kami-sama.

"I used to be Ranma, but am him now longer. But I think the answer to your main question was, I used to be, and am no, longer Hild." She said. As Saffron's face fell, Ranma continued with "I'll see you next time I go to Hell you bastard. Now Die!" And the being who used to be Ranma and Hild killed Saffron with an energy bolt.

As the body fell to earth, she said "Pathetically easy. Now you four come on out." She said, addressing the presences she felt behind her. As the four did so, her face fell. "Urd! Mara!" She screamed running over and hugging the surprised Goddess and Demoness.

"I so sorry!" she sobbed for the first time in either of her lives. "I was a bad mother. And now I'm not truly your mother, not completely any more! Hell, I'm more Ranma than Hild, but the part of me that's still Hild really wants to be your mother. I'm so sorry!" she cried, breaking down in tears on her daughters shoulders.

"Shush, shush. It's all right mom. I understand. I was assigned to watch over whomever entered your pool's life. I'm just sorry I couldn't interfere with your life. It was Kami-sama's orders." Urd said. patting her mom on the back.

"His orders are absolute for you. I know. How is your father?" She asked.

"I think we should all go see him." Urd said.

"But what about them?" she said sweeping her hands over her so called friends.

"Think about that." Mara said.

"They're my friends." She cried out. "They might not be much, and others might think it's strange, but they really are my friends. Akane! We have to help her!" The being who used to be Ranma and Hild screamed, running over to her body.

Akane was in bad shape. She could tell that true death was only moments away. She looked at the goddesses and asked, "Can you bring her back?"

Belladandy looked over the prone form of Akane and said "Yes, I could, if you want me to. Are you sure that is what you want?" Belladandy asked sincerely.

"Yes, I, I love her." She stated honestly, shocking all of them. "I can finally admit it. Even if this new me drives her away, I want to tell her that at least once while she's alive. She doesn't deserve to die on some ego-manic ex-God's whim either." She said with tears in her eyes.

Belladandy knew that Ranma never cried, and had never heard of Hild crying either. This must be very important to Ranma, for that's who was in charge at the moment, she assumed, for her to cry like that.

"Ok. I'll bring her back." Belladandy said, doing just that.

It was at this time that a worried Ryoga and Mousse made their way over. "Ranma? Is she ok?" Ryoga asked worried. After meeting Akria, Akane was now the little sister he never had. He just wished he wasn't so helpless in that fight.

"Yeah, I think she'll be fine. She just resting now." She said, petting Akane's head with love.

"Um, what was that about you used to being Ranma, and used to being Hild? And that final attack?" Ryoga asked.

"Um, I'm not sure. My girl side's," she paused to think about that. "soul if you will, was a being named Hild. She was the old ruler of hell. She said that a mortal can't kill a deity, and she offered to, uh, merge with me to beat him. And I accepted. So now I am Ranma with a lot of influence form Hild, I think." Ranma said, finally coming to a conclusion on who she was. "It's so confusing to me right now. At first I thought I was neither Ranma nor Hild, but now I think I'm Ranma with heavy influences from Hild. God I'm getting confused just talking about it." Ranma said honestly.

"Ha, Ha, Ha, only you Ranma, only you could tame the devil." Ryoga said laughing.

"Uh, thanks, I think." Ranma said.

The Goddesses and Demoness were a little confused. Ryoga? Supportive? What they did not understand, and what no one truly understood but Ranma and Ryoga, was that they were still friends, and always had been. It was just that Ryoga used to have two very bad habits. One was blaming Ranma for everything bad in his life and two was wanting Akane for himself. Well number two had been taken care of by meeting Akria, and Akria helped him relies that number one was a very bad thing. So they get along very well now.

Mousse on the other hand, had still feared that Ranma would take Shampoo away, but now no longer feared it, for Demoness meant girl. Ridiculously powerful, yes. Evil, maybe. But it was still a girl. And Shampoo wouldn't want to marry a girl, so he could now make friends with Ranma. Something that he knew he should have tried much, much earlier, but his own love for Shampoo and fear of losing her had prevented it. "So you're stuck as a female again? How you holding up? The last few times this happened you didn't take it so well. And this time it sounds permanent." Mousse asked holding Shampoo in his arms.

"Thanks Mousse, it is. I'm holding up ok, for now, I guess." Ranma said glumly. "How's Shampoo?" she asked.

"She's fine, she was just knocked unconscious." Mousse said.

As the Goddesses and Demoness thought in shock 'Mousse? Supportive too?' Akane chose that moment to wake up.

"Ranma I…" She began when she awoke.

"Shh. I'm sorry Akane." Ranma whispered to her.

"Why are you sorry? And why are you a girl? And what's with those tattoos?" Akane asked puzzled, while struggling to sit up.

Ranma pushed her down gently, and told the story of what happed during the fight with Saffron. As the three Goddess, three humans and one Demoness listened they all realized that Saffron's followers had all fled. After Ranma finished her story Akane asked with worry,

"Do you have to leave now?"

"I, I don't know." Ranma honestly said. "But I suspect that they can tell me." She said glancing at the trio of Goddess and the single Demoness. "I hope I don't have to. I mean I just realized how much I love you, you uncute tomboy you. I don't want to lose you now, not after all I went through to get you back." She said with feeling.

"And I finally realized how much I love you too, you idiot." Akane admitted. "We were both idiots, too determined to defy our fathers to relies what we felt for one another. Truly idiotic." She said shaking her head in disgust with both herself and Ranma. "I don't want to lose you now either." She said with a little fear in her voice.

"But I'm a girl now." Ranma said with worry.

"So what? I love you, not your body. I guess the long standing bet of me turning into lesbian has finally been won." She said, laughing a little hysterically.

Ranma turned to the Norns and Mara. "I don't have to leave, do I?" she asked with worry.

Belladandy sighed. 'I obviously had misunderstood, some, no make that a lot, of the aspects of Ranma's life." Belladandy thought sadly. "No you don't have to leave. In fact, the three of us are stationed here on earth. We live in Japan with my Fiancée Kechii. He's a mortal too. We'll just have to be with you for a while. We don't know how long though, any where from months to years is a safe bet."

"I'm coming too!" Mara yelled "I just got my mom back, even if she has been through a lot of changes. Some of her is still my mother. I need to get to know the new her." Mara said showing that she was not taking no for an answer.

"Um, if you want you can move in with us. We can make room." Akane said nervously from her position on the ground. 'Living with Goddesses and a Demoness? Having a relationship with a Demoness? The head ruler, Queen if you will, of all Demons and Demonesses? Life around Ranma is never and will never be boring, that's for sure.' Akane thought, then continued speaking aloud with "I don't think it would be wise for us to move in with you. So much trouble follows Ranma around." 'And that's the God's honest truth.' She thought.

"Ok. Can we take you home?" Belladandy asked.

"Uh how?" Ryoga asked.

"Teleportation Silly! We'll just go through the water…." Urd started when she was interrupted with.

"We'll be cursed! Again!" came the reply from everyone, the again coming from the cursed ones.

Akane looked at Ryoga strangely, yet said nothing.

"Hey, we came through the water, and we're just fine! Water is my medium, it will not affect you! I promise!" Skuld said.

"Alright, but if I get cursed again, I going to kick your ass so hard…" Ranma warned her.

"Hey mom, relax, nothing's going to happen." Mara said.

And so they went through the water, and surprisingly, nothing did happen to them.

Tendö house and döjö: Nerima Japan

They appeared in the middle of the living room of the Tendo house. Through a cup of tea no less. Kasumi, Nabiki, Soun, Gemma and Nodoka and Cologne were all around the table eating dinner when they emerged. "BOY!" Gemma shouted. "What happened! Who are they? How did you?"

"Shut up pop!" Ranma shouted.

The Norns and Mara nodded to each other. This one, this one they knew had not changed. 'Vengeance shall be sweet and justified!' went through all three of the Norns and Mara's minds.

"Would you like some hot water Ranma?" Kasumi asked with kindness.

"I'm kinda stuck this way now." Ranma said glumly.

"Oh my." Was Kasumi's response.

Soun's was typical of him too. "Whaaa! Now the schools will never be joined!" he screamed, turning on the waterworks.

"Daddy I've decided to marry him, her, whatever." Akane said from her back on the floor, while waving her right arm.

Another typical Soun response soon followed. "Whaaaa! My baby is marrying a girl!"

"BOY! What is the meaning of this!" Gemma shouted. Nodoka hit him on the back of the head with the sheathed katana that she always carries. He characteristically and wisely shut the hell up.

"Be quite and listen husband. I'm sure Ranma can tell us how she became our daughter." Nodoka said with steel in her voice.

'Man I'm glad that she ripped up that stupid Sekapu contract.' Ranma thought as she helped Akane to her seat. Then she, after the others were seated told what had happened since they left to save Akane.

Gemma was in catatonic shock. In other words the lights were on but no one was home. Not too different from the usual standard operating procedure for Gemma, but he was quiet. Blessedly so. Soun, on the other hand, was making his usual lake in the living room, but everyone just ignored him like always as well. Cologne was examining her grand daughter. Mousse was watching that with worry. He was so worried that he even left his glasses on. Kasumi was serving the newcomers food. Nabiki was staring into space calculate the odds of chaos this will bring to her family. Ryoga was just eating. It was Nodoka who spoke for the intelligent ones. IE not the fathers.

"So my son has turned into my daughter, and my daughter is now the ruler of Hell. And what's with the 'class, category, limited, unlimited' thing?" she asked, completely calm. In her mind, if her son could not be her son and a man among men, but had to be her daughter, then her daughter would be a woman among women.. But her daughter, she knew, even in her warped mind, would need a lot help being feminine. Even just tomboy feminine, which was all she knew she could possibly hope to shoot for. And she knew it. She may have stage ideas about men and women, but she was not stupid. No Siree Bob. No slow intelligence in this woman. Just strange ideal gender related ideas.

"It's kind of like martial arts belt ranking." Ranma started, using an example anyone in Nerima could get. Martial arts. She continued with "Class one is the highest class. Category one is the highest you can get in the class. It's like having a level ten dan blackbelt. Now Gods, Goddesses, Demons and Demonesses come in two versions, limited, which means that the usage of their power is that, limited, and unlimited, which means just that, they have no limits put on the usage of how they use their power. Understand now?" Ranma asked them, making sure they under stood.

"I see." Nodoka said smiling and nodding. 'All the better. My daughter may be a Demoness, but at least she was a Demoness among Demonesses' Nodoka thought. "And so you are staying here, to help my daughter adjust? And she is the your" She said pointing to Mara and Urd, "mother? And then that would make me your Grandmother?" Nodoka asked the Norns and Mara, while she was thinking about the possibility of having Great Grandbabies before she hit forty. All the while the Norns and Mara were slightly put off by this excepting Nodoka. They just don't understand how people in Nerima think. Scuid logic is the average Neriman's best friend. Especially those close to Ranma.

"Um, I hate to bring this up," Nabiki started. Nabiki was nervous. For the first time in her life she was hesitant to charge some one for anything, but these were honest to God Goddesses! And a Fucking Demoness to boot! Who knows what they could and would do to her! But Nabiki was Nabiki. And she really and truly needed the money to pay for all the shit that happened to the Dojo. "Um how do you plan on paying to live here?" She asked nervously.

Four icy glares were shot at her. She shivered then she said sighing "Look I can't have freeloaders in the house." She started to explain "Ranma letting me take those pictures," Ranma was surprised she knew, and it showed, so Nabiki yelled at her "Yes I know you let me take them, for Gods sake you're posing in them!" she shot at her, seeing the surprised look on her face get more surprised Nabiki continued with "I'm not stupid Ranma. Well Ranma letting me take those pictures and letting me have time to set up bets on most of her fights, the one's that she can, yes I know you do that too! It's so fucking obvious Ranma!" She shouted at Ranma who's surprise was showing even more. "Well that is paying for her and her father, and her mother when she stays over for extended periods, but how do you plan on paying for yourselves, and your friend?" she asked.

"You let her take those pictures of you?" Urd asked shocked.

"Sure. They're just pictures." She shrugged, finally over her shock. She didn't know she was being that obvious. "I don't want to be a free loader like my old man is." She said honestly. "Besides the house and the dojo need constant repair with all the fights that happen here." That was true too.

The three Goddesses and the one Demoness reevaluated Nabiki too. The only one who met their expectations was Gemma. "I can help Kasumi with the house work." Belladandy said. "And Kechii is very good with motorized vehicles, he could keep up your car, or if you don't have one he could build you all bikes, given enough time."

"I can fix up all your electronics. I bet I can make them even better!" Skuld exclaimed. "How'd you like the best computer you can get on this planet, so good you can't get one in any store, better then any government has even?"

"I'm good with potions and the like. I could get a job at the clinic." Urd said. "If the doctor doesn't mind weird fix me up potions with no explanation on how they work."

"Do you take a personal Check?" Mara asked pulling out a check book from nowhere, and writing an insane amount on it. "That should cover the four of us plus Mother, Grandpa, Grandma and Kechii for a year. If we stay longer I'll write another one."

After looking at the amount on the check, and getting her brain cells back from the vacation they went on, Nabiki said. "Welcome home girls."

"Well it's time to meet father." Urd said.

"Yes I suppose you're right. Then we'll pick Kechii up, and come back." Belladandy said.

"Oh boy, a meeting the great Kami-sama. I am so NOT looking forward to this." Mara said with disgust.

And then they disappeared form the others sight.

Heaven: Kami-Sama's office

The five of the stood before Kami-sami, and Ranma was nervous.

"Welcome, I must say this was a surprise. Hild's merging with you I mean. Even I didn't see that one coming!" Kami-Sama laughed.

"Well we have some important matters to discuss. Like Hild's old realm. I was expecting to just give it back to you, but that not possible right now is it?" Kami-sama asked.

"Not really, no. I'm not ready, and don't even know if I want it. You won't force me into it will you?" she said thinking that the answer was 'Yes. You have no choice.'

"No, no I won't." Kami-sama said surprising Ranma. "You've been forced to do too much, and it always back fires. Besides, you're not a Demoness any more. You're not a Goddess either. You're outside both heaven and hell as an, independent agent, I guess you could say. It was never supposed to happen. An independent agent that is. Rouges yes, independents no. Well you can't plan for everything and you are like chaos incarnate."

"Sorry." She said surprised.

"I'm the one who should be sorry. Your life was the pits." Kami-sama stated.

"Well it's not like you wanted my life like that. I always thought I was a Kami's amusement, but in reality I was off limits. Still did you have fun watching my screwed up life?" Ranma asked them.

"NO! It was all I could do not to fry the bastards." Urd said.

"I was, tempted, to do the same on more then one occasion. Really, no one should be put through what you were." Kami-sama said, surprising everyone.

"The great Kami-sama, tempted to fry some of his own pet project the mortals? Unbelievable." Mara said in wonder and shock.

"Just because I gave them freedom of choice, doesn't mean I never get angry or disappointed in them and their choices. And those in Ranma's life have angered me greatly. Ranma is a type a person who comes around once in a billon years. There never has been some one like him, now her, and there won't be another for a long time, if ever again. A treasure they know they have, and they treat it like garbage." Kami-sama said shaking his head.

"Uh, ok." Ranma said. She was confused. "What are you going to do with me now?" She asked.

"Well I suggest, till you know what you want to do with your eternity, you live with my three daughters. Just what you've already planed." Kami-sama suggested in his infinite wisdom. "But I do hope some day you'll take back ruler ship of Hell. It IS yours by right." He stated.

"Hey I'm living with them too I want to get to know my new mother and her family." Mara stated.

"Well if it's ok with the others, but what about Hell? You're running it for now." Kami-sama asked, like he new her answer. Which in all probability, he probably did.

"Hey! I can run it just as well from their place. Video conferencing is great. Plus, other then harassing those three on business, I haven't been out of hell in over fifteen hundred years. And the times I harassed them were so short I didn't have time to do any thing else. And I was always getting hurt during them. I need a fucking break from Hell Kami-sama! I can still run it from Mom's place and have some long overdue fun." Mara said.

"Well it's fine with me. You two must get to know the person your mother has become. Right Skuld?" Belladandy said warmly.

"Huh, oh yeah, right. Welcome to the household Mara. Just watch out for Urd's potions." Skuld said.

"And your machines." Urd shot back.

"Hmmph." Skuld humped.

"Oh so your still make those love potions Urd? Wait how did I know that?" Ranma said shaking her head. "This is so confusing, all these new memories assaulting me. And my two wonderful daughters, who till an hour ago weren't mine." She said, then began laughing a little hysterically. "I think I'm going to need a lot of help." She said wisely.

"It's ok mom. We'll all help you." Urd said.

"Thanks honey. Gah." She said shaking her head. "Memories flash by at the most inopportune moments."

"What was it?" Urd ask concerned for her mother.

"Well, if you must know, it was me, or me as Hild, covered in honey as Kami-sama licked it off." Ranma said slyly.

Everyone blushed at this. "Oh my." Came from Belladandy.

"Yeah, and the bad thing is, that memory kind of grosses me out now, because since Ranma's personality is more dominate in me, and since I see myself as mainly him, well, I, well, I prefer woman in that way." Ranma said. "I wonder if Akane would want to do that though?" Ranma mused.

Everyone just stared at her.

Kami-sama, getting embarrassed by the way this conversation is going, and just wanting them out of his office if they were going to talk like this, said "Well girls, I do think your going to have to get going now. My work is piling up out there." When women talk romance and sex, no man wants to be around.

"Yes father." Belladandy said. And with that all five were at the temple.

A temple on a hill in Japan: in the temple courtyard

As Kechii saw the flash he came running, only to stop when he saw Mara and another woman. 'Mara. Bad. Another woman. Goddess or Demoness? Does it matter? Bad. This is very bad.' This was going through is mind with the last sentence 'This is very bad.' looping in is mind as he stood there in shock.

"Hi Kechii. We're moving in with my mother and sister for awhile, ok? Mom lives in Nerima now." Urd told him.

'Mara. Moving in with her. Bad. Their mother. Moving in with her. Very bad. This is very bad.' Hi thoughts went at this news looping the last sentence again.

"Hi, I'm Ranma, sorry about this." She said.

This snapped Kechii out of his thoughts of self pity, for, "I thought your mother's name was Hild?" he asked puzzled.

"Um, I was Hild, and I was a guy named Ranma, I've kinda been carrying Hild's soul around for awhile and we just merged. We're mostly Ranma now though. I mean I still think of myself as him." She said embarrassed.

This was the final spark needed to fry poor Kechii's brain. "I'll explain everything dear." Belladandy said taking a shocked Kechii by the arm leading him away. "Skuld why don't you help me explain things to Kechii in the kitchen while they catch up in the living room."

"Yes Belladandy." Skuld said following her to the shrine.

AN: Well what did you think of my first chapter? If you think I have Ranma too excepting of this whole mess, then all I can say is, he, now she, just got all of Hild's memories and personality shoved into her, and is trying her damndest to stay in control and sane. And as for wanting to be Urd's and Mara's mother, well Hild always DID want that, and her remaining psyche is pushing Ranma to do it. The next chapter will be up soon, and I have another Ranma crossover in the works, a couple actually. They may be posted soon too. See my personal page for the details on all my other stories.