Title: Hostage
Fandom: NCIS
Characters: Abby and Tony
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 64 words

Cashmere...Cashmere. Not the cashmere
Tony gulped.

Standing before him was Abby, love of his unlife, with a permenent marker in her left hand and his $450 light green cashmere sweater in her right one.

He cursed himself for not taking her threat seriously.

"Nice and easy, Abs. Just put the sweater down. I'll do that strip tease, ok? The 'I'm Too Sexy' song, right?"