Disclaimer- Naruto's not mine, yadda, yadda, yadda.
A/N - My entry for the Naruto100 lj community's "Say What" challenge. Enjoy.
"… are you sure?" Naruto said slowly. "I mean… is it really… you know… mine?" Naruto chuckled nervously, "I mean… that report could have been false…"
Sakura bashed him on the skull with her fist, sending him crashing to the floor. "Yes, I'm sure!" she snarled, stamping her foot in irritation. "Who else could it be, you idiot!"
"But we were so careful!" Naruto moaned, from his position inside the floor.
"Well, not careful enough, it seems." Sasuke smirked, the Sasuke equivalent of laughing out loud.
"Shut up!" Naruto grumbled, pulling himself from the floor as he glared the Uchiha.
Sakura looked like she was about to cry. "All those times I told you to put it on! Why did I listen to your excuses about it itching?" she moaned, placing her head in her hands as she all but collapsed into a chair. "This is bad, this is really bad…"
"Well… it's not all that bad, Sakura-chan…" Naruto said comfortingly, patting her on the shoulder.
Bad, bad move.
"Not that bad!" Sakura shrieked, glaring up at Naruto, who suddenly felt the urge to move far, far away from Fire Country… even Rice Country or Akatsuki seemed a better choice then next to the irate young woman in the chair.
"YOU LOST TSUNADE-SAMA'S NECKLACE, YOU IDIOT!"