Crackish! You have been warned!
Disclaimer: Accusing me of owning Naruto will make you pay!
"What is it dobe?"
Naruto placed an arm on his shoulder. "Nothing.."
"Get. Your. Arm. Off. Of. Me. Dobe."
Naruto backed away. "Eheheh..."
"Why are you here again?"
"What? A guy can't say hi to his best friend and talk to him for no apparent reason about Sakura-chan so that - "
"What about Sakura?"
"See, I knew that would get your attention." He grinned cheekily.
"But, since you were so mean to me...I won't tell you about Sakura-chan being pregnant - "
"Whaaaa? No, I didn't say Sakura-chan got pregnant because of Neji. No, you didn't hear that. Hahahahaha..."
MUST KILL NEJI DEATH GLARE.
"I was just kidding, Sasuke-teme!"
"Sasuke-kun? You didn't have to bang on my door. It was unlocked you know."
Sakura had a huge lump where her usual tiny stomach would've been, giving Sasuke the impression that -
"HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE PREGNANT!"
Oh yea. Inner Sasuke's taking over.
"I am NOT PREGNANT, you dumbass!"
She took out a pillow from under her shirt.
"Why do you have pillow under your shirt...?"
"Oh. Heheh..Well, you see. That's kind of a long story."
"Forget I asked that."
"Ano...why'd you think I was pregnant?"
Er...why'd I write this again? -sweatdrop- I don't know, but it's slightly crack. Yep, it's one-sided so yea. Deal with it and review. NO FLAMES! If you flame me, I'll curse you with the PIE OF DOOM! (I'm crazy...)