Right, I'm back! Time for an update! Sorry, but right now I'm sick, so I can't reply to all of the comments. I'd probably pass out. XD

Anyways, I got this idea from a car in Flagstaff, Arizona. By the way, no offense if anyone lives there, but I don't like that town... it's the only town I've ever been to that throws off my sense of direction. Every road leads to the highway or freeway, which there are twenty of, but only when you don't want to go there. And it's impossible to get back off. Other than that, it was a pretty cool little town... Moving on, at the Motel 6 where we stayed (I know, ritzy), I saw a dusty car parked in the parky lot, and someone had written 'Honk if you're horny' on the window. I'm not kidding. I thought about it while we were busy getting lost, and this was born.

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--Dark really didn't know why he kept saying 'yes' when Krad asked him to go places. Sure, it was just as friends, but he knew Krad was planning something to change that. Either way, he realy didn't have a car, so he did have to say yes sometimes. Still, he kept telling himself it was a bad idea, but he never refused Krad's invitations. Tonight, Krad had invited him to a karaoke party with a lot of other people from school. Large crowds meant some measure of protection, so all he had to get through was the drive.

--Without warning, Krad honked the horn. Dark jumped, and looked around wildly to see what had provoked him. A car that had just passed them had 'h0nk if yer HORnY!' written on the window. Dark winced at the grammer, but rolled his eyes when he realized that was what Krad had honked at.

--Krad caught the motion, and gave him a smug look. "What?" he asked, cracking a grin. Dark simply sighed and went back to staring out the window. He saw another car drive by, this time with 'honk if you're a sadistic bastard' written on it. Not surprisingly, Krad honked. Dark got the feeling that this was going to be a long drive. Several 'honk if you're...' cars later (all of which Krad had honked at), Dark's patience was running thin. He was about to say something when a car that said 'Honk if you love the dark' written on it drove past, and Krad honked even louder at this one. "It's like they can read my mind..." he whispered.

--"That doesn't mean what you think it does," Dark interjected.

--"I know," Krad replied, flashing a devious grin. "Ooh!" He cried, honking yet again. Dark spied a car that said 'honk if juu wuv KITTENZ!1' written on it, and secretly wondered how someone could make a typing error when they where writing something.

--Dark raised an eyebrow. "You're just honking at all of them, aren't you?" he accused.

--Krad gasped, and tried to look hurt. "What ever do you mean? How could you not love kittens, with their adorable little faces, soft fur, and-- yes." Krad looked like he was trying not to kill something, and Dark supposed attempting to say something cute had been a little to much for his evil, evil mind.

--"Well, stop it then. If you honk at one more damn car, I'm going to jump out right now."

--Krad sighed, and actually looked sort of dissapointed. "Fine, fine. I'll stop, but just for you... Dark." This last word was said in an unusually seductive voice.

--Dark did his part to blatantly ignore this. Another car drove by, this time with 'Honk if you promise to never jump on, molest, or sexually harass Dark ever again.' Dark's jaw dropped, and, true to his word, Krad did not honk.

--"Ah," Krad commented. "Glad you told me to stop."

--"Wha-- How--" Dark stuttered. "DAMN IT ALL!" He turned to Krad, defeated. "You can honk if you damn well please," he muttered.

--"Great!" Krad said. Several more cars were on their way, and Dark's eyes widened as he saw what they said.

--'Honk if you're going to jump on Dark!'

--Honk.

--'I mean right now!"

--Honk.

--'Like go pull over and do it right this minute!'

--Honk. Honk.

--A winking smiley face. 'Go get 'em, tiger!'

--HONK! HONK!

--"I must have good luck," Krad said happily.

--By this time, Dark was frantically pulling on the door handle. However, Krad had hit the lock button, and was holding it down so the car could not be unlocked. Dark felt the car slow, and finally Krad pulled over. He taped the button down, and turned to Dark. "So Dark, shall we?" he said charmingly.

--"I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" Dark cried, banging on the window.

-EL FIN-