Too Sexy-Oneshot!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto ok...or the song..

A/N: What I am about to post is stupidity but my sister ish bugging me and I couldn't stand it until I finally posted it. So here it is. Please don't hate me. As much as I love Kakashi, my sister gives me stupid ideas -.-

Underline----thoughts

Italics----song lyrics

Bold---sound

Bold,italics, underline-----writing in piece of paper


Team 7 was sitting in a circle.

"So, who's going to go first?" Naruto asked with excitement in his voice.

"I'm not sticking my hand in that hat you know." Sakura shuddered.

"Hmph. Scaredy-cats." Sasuke gave his famous smirk.

Everyone looked at their sensei.

"What?" Kakashi looked at them.

"You,"

"Go,"

"First." Sasuke ended the nice sentence.

"No way!" Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.

"Fine!" Naruto gave a glare.

"Ugh." Sakura sighed.

"Just go." Sasuke said.

"Ok..." Kakashi took a deep breath and sticked his hand in the black hat. He moved his hand around for there was four pieces of paper in the hat. He stopped at one and exhaled his breath. He slowly pulled out the paper and unfolded it. Kakashi's eye widened. 'Oh no..'

"Sakura, Sasuke and especially you Naruto. Don't ever speak of this ok?"

The problem was that everyone wrote something for a dare, and no one knows who wrote on which paper. Kakashi just happened to have Sakura's although he didn't think it was her that wrote that.

On the piece of paper it said "Model and strip to the song, 'I'm Too Sexy.'"

Kakashi gulped. 'How the hell am I going to do this...' "Ok everyone. Get the stereo..."

Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura laughed.

"You got the model one didn't you?" Naruto continued to laugh at his poor poor sensei.

"Oh my. This should be hilarious to watch." Sakura grinned.

"Heh. This might actually be worth watching." Sasuke chuckled.

"Just get it ok?" Kakashi was so embarrassed to have such childish student. 'Stupid of me...'

Naruto brought the stereo and clicked on the CD switch.

Sakura smiled as Kakashi got up and sighed.

Sasuke just sat there, waiting to enjoy what's going to happen.

"Start at the door. Then I'll begin the song, Kakashi-sensei." Sakura had the widest smile.

"Fine.." Kakashi couldn't believe he actually believed to play 'The Dare Circle' with his team. 'I should have just watched them..' Kakashi walked to the door. Then Sakura hit the play button.

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me

Kakashi had no idea how he was going to do this. He started to walk down the hall while Sakura and the other two male students stood watch on the stairs. He walked slowly, but then he remembered that he also had to STRIP! So in the result of that memory, Kakashi took off his vest.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan

Then he walked a little further and took off his shirt. His perfectly shaped top body amazed our little cherry blossom and she blushed furiously once she gazed just one second at him.

And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing

Kakashi continued to 'model' down the hallway and slowly, one by one, strip his clothes off. He took off his shoes and socks. He looked up at Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura and gave them a very nervous smile. He took off his ...pants! Sakura covered her eyes. 'My precious eyes..' Naruto just stood there, eye-twitching. Sasuke turned around.

I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

'Finally a little break' Kakashi walked down the hallway and back up again and so forth, in his boxers. Then he did the famous model turn.

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

Sakura uncovered her eyes and saw that Kakashi was taking off his headband! 'Oh my god!' She saw his scar on the left eye. She held onto the rails of the stairs.

I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Naruto started to laugh as he saw Kakashi do what the song told him to do. Shake his ass! Sasuke even started to chuckle which pretty soon turned into a laugh. Sakura smiled wider and wider and started to giggle. 'Poor poor Kakashi.' Kakashi sighed as he continued to walk up and down the hallway.

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Kakashi turned and shook his ass. Sakura and the others started to laugh...again. Kakashi was in utter embarrassement.

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me

Kakashi walked up and down, started to calm down. 'The song is almost over.' Sakura was in pain for laughing too much. Naruto was on the floor, still laughing. Sasuke..just stood there.

And I'm too sexy for this song

Kakashi did a final pose.

WHAM!

Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi looked at Naruto.

"NARUTO!"


A/N: ok, hope you hated it. I just wanted this to get it over with. I'm soo sorry Kakashi. xP I was blushing the whole time. xP I was actually supposed to wake up my sister 22 minutes ago but heh. So review if you actually think it's worth it. I know I did terrible narrating but who cares? I'm so ashamed of myself.

Love always,

Angel Wing Rinoa777