Too Sexy

Chapter Sixteen-Purple Kakashi

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song.

A/N: Ha, the storm wasn't that bad xD I got to talk to meh boyfriend for like two hours Well, I have to say, this is THE most funniest dare I've ever thought of. xP Don't hate me Kakashi-lovers, for I love Kakashi too. But it just fits him. xD

A year passed by...

Kakashi sighed, he remembered his ex-students calling him telling him today was going to be the day. Of course he remembered last years and he couldn't be any happier. He did missions often to keep his mind off of it, but everytime he brought out Icha Icha Paradise, Sakura's face would pop up. It was like Sakura was haunting him. He barely got any sleep because we all know what Icha Icha Paradise brought. Kakashi walked up to Sakura's door and knocked on slightly. The door opened and let's just say Kakashi wasn't ready for what he was about to encounter.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Sakura jumped and gave him a great big hug.

"Oye, Sakura. Nice too see you again." He barely choked out.

"I'm sorry." Sakura let her death grip go. She giggled nervously. "Naruto and Sasuke are here too! You arrived late as ever." Sakura had a big smile on.

"You've gotten strong." Kakashi rubbed his neck.

"Yep. Tsunade-sama has taught me a lot. I'm a medic-nin too. I'm extremely useful in battles now." Sakura was happy.

"That's good." Kakashi ruffled Sakura's hair and he saw her glaring at her. Kakashi just chuckled and walked in.

"Ah! Kakashi is here!" Naruto's loud mouth caused Sasuke to smack his head.

"Shut up, baka." Sasuke sighed.

"Well, Kakashi-sensei, since you were late. We came up with a dare for you." Sakura had a smirk on her face.

Kakashi sighed. "Wonderful, what do you three have in mind for me?"

"I'm glad you asked." Sasuke laughed.

Naruto chuckled slightly.

"You" Sakura took a deep breath.

"SING THE BARNEY SONG!" All three shouted.

Kakashi gulped. "This is what I get for being late?"

All three nodded their head.

"Aw, come on. Can their be a little nicer punishment?" Kakashi begged, once, in his whole life. 'Anything BUT that.'

Sakura pouted. "Aw, Kakashi-sensei afraid of doing the dare? Too bad." Sakura chuckled.

'I should've never had Tsunade train her.' Kakashi shook his head.

"Sakura...I'll make a deal." Kakashi smirked.

Sakura gulped. She remembered last year and she wasn't ready to face another one like that again. "Sure, I'll hear it."

"I'll do the dare IF you stop calling me Kakashi-sensei." Kakashi put his hands in his pockets.

Sakura could've fallen to the ground just now. "Err...ok." It was going to be hard to drop the sensei off Kakashi's name. 'I've always called him that.'

"Good." Kakashi's eye crinkled.

"Oh, I forgot to mention." Naruto's voice spoke up.

"What now?" Kakashi stared at the blonde.

"Sasuke, you tell him!" Naruto looked nervous.

"Fine." Sasuke rubbed his forehead. "You have to wear the purple dinosaur costume."

Naruto laughed but it stopped as soon as Sasuke's hand came in contact with Naruto's head.

"WHAT!" Kakashi shouted.

Sakura squinted her eyes. "Yes, Kakashi. You have to wear a costume."

"Oh no. No, no, no!" Kakashi shook his head.

"Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes!" Sakura shouted back.

"FINE! I'll do it." Kakashi grunted.

"Good." All three had a smile on their face.

Naruto went upstairs and came down with the purple dinosaur costume. It was Barney.

Kakashi prayed to Kami that he would live through this.

Sakura was at her usual position. Her finger laid on the play button.

"Get in the suit." Sasuke's sharp yet amused voice spoke to Kakashi.

Kakashi glared at Sasuke and he slowly put the costume on.

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto were laughing at the fully-costumed Kakashi.

"Shut up." Kakashi's voice was muffled.

"Ready?" Sakura's voice shouted.

"Set!" Naruto laughed.

"Go." Sasuke whispered, lucky for Kakashi he could hear it.

Sakura pressed the play button and the song came on.

I love you

Kakashi walked to Sasuke, then Naruto and Sakura.

You love me

He brought them together in a circle.

We're a happy family

He wrapped his arms around the three students.

With a great big hug

He hugged Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto.

And a kiss from me to you

He gave a kiss on the cheek to Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto.

Won't you say you love me too?

He bended down and looked up at them.

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto all fell into a fit of giggles.

Kakashi threw the head part off and got out of the costume. "Just wait until I come up with better ideas." Kakashi walked out of the house with that.

Then Naruto looked at Sasuke. "You're next." Naruto had a grin on his face.

A/N: xDDD I'm sorry, I just HAD to do it. xP Don't hate me...:avoids throwing objects: Review if you laughed...even the slightest bit! Again, I'm deeply sorry. xP

Love always,


P.S. This Chapter is dedicated to Barney, for making me hate him so much with that song. xD