Why?

He wondered a lot, about the why's of life and death. It was depressing, most of the time, but he couldn't help his pondering.

Why did humans struggle to live? Why did he want to be human still, when he had so many advances in being a vampire? Why did Damon enjoy being a vampire so? Why, why, why did Elena love him so much?

But recently very few of these questions plagued. No, today's question is. . .

Why did Elena so damn seductive in that dress!

Stefan had to keep swallowing to keep from drooling all over his shoes.