DRAMA CLASSES MAKE EVERYONE HYPER O.O Don't you reckon? My friends and I had to make a two minute melodrama with a hero, a damsel in distress and a villain, and it had to start with someone slipping on a banana peel and end with someone ordering a raspberry slushie from 7/11. I was the hero and the shop owner and it was really random, because the villain was collecting pocket lint and… and… why the hell am I telling you this? O.o
Anywho, I am personally ashamed at that last chapter. I'm so sorry. Onwards!
Thankies for all yous who read and commented… totally didn't expect that number of wonderful peoples reviewing! I am ever grateful. AND I'M GOING TO GERMANY NEXT WEEK! BOOYAH!
Once again, random outbursts… and I really should get on with the story…
Day 6 yet again:
ROGER: And thus we are a-searching a weasel on a unicycle. COFFEE!!
ROGER: I is missing mine coffee… sniff
NUMAIR: A weasel on a unicycle? I do say! Weasels shouldn't have the mind capacity and coordination to ride a unicycle!
HARRY: Why not? Weasels rock!
(Ron Weasley appears)
RON: Are you calling me Weasel??
HARRY: No… but you rock too!
RON: (cheesy grin)
HARRY: That was odd… wait… NO! RON!!! I'M YOUR FRIEND! TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUU!!
ME: NO ESCAPING! (attacks Harry with fans)
TRIS: Hitting is NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!
ME: … OK… Anywhos, I shall give you a helping tip for this one!
ME: Uh… because… I love you all?
ME: I helped the other team (laughs nervously at the evil death glares I am being shot) OK OK, I get it! Do you want your clue or not?
TRIS: CLUESY, PLEASEY!
ME: I know a girl who trains weasels, and she –
NUMAIR: You know a girl who… trains weasels? What a stupid profession!
HARRY: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST WEASELS?! Screw Hermione's S.P.E.W., I'm changing it to S.P.E.W.!
ME: Uhh… what did you change?
HARRY: Instead of Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, I've decided to change it to Super Peoples Engaging in Weasel-welfare!
NUMAIR: Shouldn't that have two Ws?
HARRY: Not if I make weasel-welfare one word!
NUMAIR: (sighs at Harry's ignorance) If only there were some sane people here…
ME: (mutters to self) Oh, kill me now… (to Voldemort) What are you doing here?
VOLDEMORT: I'M HERE TO CRUSH THE DREAMS OF A POOR LITTLE ORPHAN BOY!!
HARRY: Knock first.
VOLDEMORT: …Knock knock?
TRIS: WHO'S THERE??
ME: NOBODY! (makes Vodemort disappear)
ROGER: Aww, that's no fun!
ALY: We're not here for fun! Now, where is this weasel-trainer?
ME: About a two minute walk down the beach that way (points southward). You should be fine from there on. Byes! (walks away whistling Affirmation and disappears into the distance)
(After an hour of walking, Aly finds the weasel trainer, who is LadySalmalin06. Anywho, she is sitting at a computer, feverishly reading this chapter on fanfiction smirks with weasels playing chess at her feet)
A/N I'm not even going to bother trying to get your personality right, Lady Salmalin. I've never even spoken to you before. Don't be offended by the personality I choose to give you You know, I'm probably gonna end up basing you on one of my friends.)
NUMAIR: Are you the weasel trainer?
LADYSALMALIN06: Uhuh. I am Lady Salmalin! FEAR THE AWESOME WRATH OF MY WEASELS!
NUMAIR: Lady… Salmalin? Should I feel violated?
ALY: Not in a good way…
LADY SALMALIN: I LOVE YOU NUMAIR! (glomps Numair)
NUMAIR: OK, I'm going to pretend that didn't just happen… (backs away)
LADY SALMALIN: (Grins, proud) Anywho, why did you visit my weaselly hole of goodness?
NUMAIR: We need to… er…um… must I say it?! I have far too much big-headed dignity to state such foolish words!
TRIS: A monkey on a unicycle! (spins in circles) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
KEL: Actually, we're looking to borrow a weasel on a unicycle. Do you have any such thing?
LADY SALMALIN: Well, as a matter of fact, I do… follow me for a moment (beckons to group)
(Lady Salmalin leads them through some bushes to a clearing where a whole horde of weasels are practicing circus acts. One cycles past on a unicycle)
NUMAIR: You… have got to be kidding me…
LADY SALMALIN: Nope! (grins) I taught 'em everything they know!
KEL: Of all the ways to waste one's life…
LADY SALMALIN: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU! Weasels, ATTACK!!
KEL: (gets completely PWN'd by weasels) WILL SOMEONE HELP ME?!
(Tris cackles evilly in the background as Numair reluctantly helps Kel)
HARRY: Anyway, Lady Salmalin, could we please borrow that weasel on a unicycle?
LADY SALMALIN: Hmm… what's in it for me?
ALY: (thinks for a moment before grabbing Numair) Here! Give us the weasel on the unicycle and we'll let you borrow Numair until we're finished with it!
LADY SALMALIN: (huge gasp) ZOMG!!!!!!!! (grabs Numair and throws weasel on unicycle at Team Fungus) You've got yourself a deal!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!
ALY: (as they walk back down the beach) Hey, does anyone else feel like we're missing something? Like, other than Numair?
ROGER: OH NOES! EDDY'S DISAPPEARED!
ALY: (glares) Tris, what did you do?
TRIS: I… uh… ate him sometime between chapters 6 pt II and 6 pt III…
HARRY: Ooh, what did he taste like?
ROGER: You think EVERYTHING tastes like possum-chicken! (A/N: Cookies to whoever guesses where that quote's from!)
The Bumble Bees:
DAINE: My Numy senses are tingling.
DAJA: Maybe some obsessed fangirl finally got her hands on him…
LADY SALMALIN: Hehe!
(back to The Bumble Bees)
DAINE: … naaah.
BRIAR: So anyway, what're we looking for now?
DOVE: Some girl called "Beka Cooper". Wow, maybe she's related to George and Aly…
AL: Oh, she is.
NEAL: …how the heck do you know?
AL: We have lovely conversations!
DAINE: and when have you ever met her??
AL: Oh, she's inside me right now! (pulls Beka out of his armour and drops her on the ground)
BEKA: (tugs braid and smiles shyly) Uh, hi!
DAINE: Wow… I thought you were dead…
BEKA: Dead?! YOU WISH! (knocks Daine to the ground with a super cool flying, spinning kick) Hi-YAH!
DOVE: Uhh… wasn't that a little unnecessary?
BEKA: Hey, you wanna piece of me too?!
DOVE: No! No, I'm good, thanks…
KEL: Alrighty. Now we'll be looking for the "Crown of Fury". Anyone heard of that?
TRIS: Your FACE is a crown of fury! Haha, get it? Because she's glaring at me?? Well, she is NOW…
KEL: …Anyway… I've never heard of it. Harry, by any chance, is the Crown of Fury in that book your friend gave you that helped us find the Heart of Kandrakhar?
HARRY: I think it might be, except Tris has it…
ALY: Oh, good. Hey, Tris, can we take a look at that book? (holds out hand)
TRIS: (bites Aly's hand) Over MY DEAD BODY!!
ROGER: If you let us have a look, we'll give you a cookie!
TRIS: ……..what flavour?
TRIS: (thrusts book into Aly's arm and takes cookie that Roger coincidentally found in his pocket) Eeeee, rainbow cookie for meeeeeeeeee!!
ALY: Alrighty. Says here that the Crown of Fury belongs to someone called "Pariah Dark". Sounds creepy. It also says that it currently resides somewhere in the Ghost Zone, and that if united with the "Ring of Rage" you have basically unlimited powers.
TRIS: Don't go getting ideas! (throws lightning at Harry)
(I appear out of nowhere)
ME: TRIS! If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to have to replace you! Y'know, there are a lot of people who have been wanting Niko on my Survivor, so watch your 'tude!
TRIS: Oh, you're no fun.
ROGER: I think she's plenty fun! She's giving us this great, free holiday, nice location, free food…
MY DISEMBODIED VOICE: Hehe, the joys of being an author. You can make anyone say whatever the hell you want.
KEL: So how do we get to the Ghost Zone?
(Box Ghost appears out of nowhere)
BOX GHOST: I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!!!!
ALY: Oh, not another random appearance… (facepalm)
KEL: Wait, this might help us. He's a ghost, right? And we're looking for the Ghost Zone?
ALY: Yeah, I guess you're right, but I don't really feel like being helped by this imbecile…
BOX GHOST: …BEWARE!!
ALY: (raises eyebrows)
KEL: Hey, Box Ghost? You can get to the Ghost Zone, can't you?
BOX GHOST: (proudly puffs out chest) Yup! Stormrider7 gave me the ability to transport between this island and the Ghost Zone so I can annoy everyone!
ALY: (mutters) Fabulous.
KEL: So you could get us the Crown of Fury, right?
BOX GHOST: I can do anything, for I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!!!
KEL: So can you help us out?
BOX GHOST: What's in it for me?
ALY: Well, it says here that the Crown of Fury is in a box… you could keep it if you want.
BOX GHOST: DONE!
(The Box Ghost disappears)
KEL: Right, so how long –
(The Box Ghost appears)
KEL: Well that was surprisingly easy. (A/N Hehe, Avatar quote… sorry, couldn't help it XD)
BOX GHOST: (holds out flaming crown) Here, take it quickly. I've got an army of evil ghosts coming after me!!
ROGER: Hehehe… sucker…
Alrighty, guys. There's my newest chapter, I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for sticking with me this far, and thanks to those who sent angry reviews telling me to update – they actually helped! I think I should put a list of the people who have reviewed throughout this story, because without you, I would've deleted this story a year ago. So my most absolute gracious thanks go to – Reedhare, Cowgirl4Christ, Pink Squishy Llama, FreakishlyCool (hey, when did you change your penname?) Flinchrock, alynawatlovers, Freida Right, Harmony, stormgirl13, chocolateismylife, Icelands, FairCritic, Myah, amberg93, Catmedium, DreamlndxFantasy, Evil Bunny of Death, Skyla Ladona, Wanderer of Dreams, KellySquared, Sara, Firedraike08 (my most faithful reviewer for all my stories – I think - , I bow down to you…), LettuceNPudding, departedghost, LandUnderWave, Lady Potter of Tortall, music nerd, LadySalmalin06 (I hope you enjoyed this chapter especially!), pink-werewolf, Gretta99, i-love-anime-2005, Neon Genesis, Paksennarion, hexed, Kirstyn.T, serpent charmer, Dolphindreamer, anon., Lora L., Dana, SGG, Mrs. Morbid Snape, tamoranarutoholic, The Quiet Polymath (hey Lee, haven't heard from you in a while!), Misled Nymph, FloatingBubbles, Insubordinance, Moi, leni, opalshine, Skye Knightley, Danne, alianna-kyprioth, Peregrine, tentenlovertwo, seanymph, JaBoyYa, DreamAblaze, CatofCompleteChaos, nessy, Sika'sheart, Pie of Doomeh, unbelievable, on top of cloud 9, Great-almight-cheesemaster (lol Erin, I saw you today…), jeesla, StarryFaith, SOPROL, crotchebah, MorikoSakura, The Shang Kudarung, Wasabikitty10, Lady Knight Keladry. You guys have constantly made my day time and time again – you rock out loud! Cookies for all of you! (Oh, and if I've forgotten anyone, just tell me… )
Something has recently been brought to my attention. I've been suggested to include Twilight in it. What do you guys think?