Title: Dirty Puzzleshipping Jokes
Warnings: Dirty Jokes ((XD)), Teenage/adult humor, either mentioned or actual sex scenes, pervertedness all around, MPREG, Shota-con (which is actual boyxboy, not teenxteen, or manxman), shounen-ai and yaoi
Pairings: YxY ((XD))
Overall Rating: NC-17 ((cuz I says so))
Disclaimer: Own nuttin.
Description: Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping.
Notes: Currently I have only 2 jokes that I just remembered out of the blue for some reason. If I hear more, I'll add them, so there is no specified number of parts.
Mokuba was staying with the Mutou's as his older brother was off attempting to take over Microsoft. Not wanting Mokuba to get bored, Yuugi volunteered to take Mokuba to the zoo while Yami tended to the game shop.
All went well and Mokuba was having fun.
Until they came to the lion cage. There were only two lions; one male and one female. The Male was currently mounted on the Female, buried inside her.
Yuugi blushed and started dragging Mokuba away, who seemed a bit too interested in watching the lion's. When they were a safe distance away, Yuugi released Mokuba's hand hoping that would be the end of it.
He was wrong.
Yuugi forced a smile and looked at Mokuba. "Yes?"
"What were those lions doing?"
Yuugi gulped. "Uh... They were just... making cupcakes."
Mokuba's mouth formed an 'o' in comprehension, and Yuugi was glad that there was no more mention of it for the rest of the day.
The next day, Yuugi was in the kitchen making breakfast when Mokuba came in, still in his pajamas and rubbing one eye sleepily.
"Were you and Yami making cupcakes last night?"
Yuugi scrunched his face in confusion. "No... Why do you ask?"
"Because there was icing all over the couch."