A/N: Errm… Nothing really. Hope you like, happy early birthday, Bane!(since I can't put it up tomorrow or Friday XD)

"I want your boobs, Vincent."

"You want my what?" Vincent turned to the ninja. His ears must be deceiving him, he decided.

It had been three years since they had defeated Sephiroth once and for all, the Geostigma, and the SHM. AVALANCHE were once again having a reunion at Tifa's Seventh Heaven- a place that was now officially a bar, orphanage, and the team's Haven.

Barret and Tifa both lived there together, now dating. Marlene lived with them, now an 11-year-old. Cloud stayed in a house somewhere nearby, Nanaki lived in Cosmo Canyon still, Cid was wondering around in his airships, Yuffie went back to Wutia, and Vincent to the Shin-Ra mansion once again.

"What do you think I said?" Yuffie replied.

Vincent blinked, unsure if he should reply of what he really heard.

"I just heard little bits," He lied. His face was still straight, but his heart was beating a million miles per second. Would the matured ninja fall for this? He was unsure.

"I want your boots!" She pointed to shoes.

"Oh," was Vincent's reply. His eyes followed form her shoulder down to her finger- or was supposed to. His eyes wondered over to her chest where her breasts had indeed grown since their last meeting.

He couldn't take his eyes off them.

"Where'd ya get them, Vinnie?"

Where'd you get yours?

"I… don't know," Vincent replied dully. Yuffie rolled her eyes and turned her back.

"Maybe you won't be so distracted," She yelled loudly over her shoulder so the rest of the team in the bar could hear, "If I turned my back so you couldn't see my boobs, you pervert!"

Then everything got silent.

I swore I could see that smirk on her face. I could feel the stares on my face.

"Vampire's doin' what?" Cid asked angrily in the fatherly tone.

"Checkin' me out!" Yuffie yelled back, her hands moved onto her curvy hips.

I didn't know what to do, I didn't know what Cid would do to me. Kill me in my sleep, give me a lecture with a hit on the head, or kill me now?


He laughed.

"I was not," I denied.

"Was too!"


The argument went on for ages. Eventually I agreed that I was, then joined Cloud at the bar.

Then it was about midnight when everyone finally went to bed. I was in the hallway, heading for my room when Yuffie walked pass me.

"I don't mind if you want to look. Just as long a I get your boots," She said with a wink and a good-night kiss on the cheek.

A/N: That really sucked. Happy birthday, Bane!