I'm sorry, people, but this fic is on hiatus.

I want to continue it, I really do. I spent hours staring at my computer screen, vainly trying to come up with something to write. It didn't work. My muse has deserted me. In fact she slapped me, stole my remaining shreds of inspiration, and swaggered out of the door laughing her ass off.

I'll try to come up with something...
...But don't hold your breath.