Happy New Year! I'm very pleased with all the positive reviews I've gotten for this story. I've actually gotten twice as many reviews for this story as for my next highest reviewed story. In fact I have more reviews for this story then all my others combined. Also, I don't own any of the songs use in this chapter. Mr. Average Productions is proud to present, in association with Fanfiction Entertainment:

When a Man Loves a Villain

Chapter 11: The Prom (part 1)

Monique, Kim, and Adrena were waiting for Ron and Felix to pick them up.

"Where are they? It's almost seven" Kim complained.

"Relax, I'm sure they're on there way" Just then the doorbell rang. "See?" Adrena opened the door to reveal two young men in tuxes.

"Looking good guys"

"Back at you" Adrena was wearing a pink gown that went to the knees and matching shoes. Monique and Kim walked to the front door. Monique was wearing a sparkly light blue dress and black shoes and Kim wore a white spaghetti-strap dress with red shoes.

"About time"

"Sorry KP we had to pick up the corsages"

"And Ron here couldn't make up his mind"

"I was under a lot of pressure!"

"Tell us on the way" Kim said impatiently as they walked towards the limo Ron and Felix rented for the night.

"Sweet ride" Monique commented after they got in. "So, what happened to make you guys late?"

"It all started at the mall"


Ron and Felix had just rented their tuxedos for the prom when Ron suggested they go to the arcade.

"I don't know, we still need to get the corsages and rent the limo"

"We've got two hours to do that. Besides I feel like a little Zombie Mayhem 3: Beyond the Grave"

"We don't have ti…did you say Zombie Mayhem 3? I didn't know there was a third Zombie Mayhem"

"I found it the other day at the arcade"

"I guess we could spare a couple minutes"

"Wait a minute!" Kim yelled interrupting the flashback. "You mean to tell us you were late because of a video game?!"

"Boys" Monique mumbled.

"Don't blame Felix, Mon, it's my fault"

"Don't worry about it"

"Anyway, we played the game for awhile…"


"I have to admit, Ron that was fun" Ron pulls out his cell phone and checks the time.

"Oh, shit!"


"It's 5:30!"

"Damn it, Ron! Why did I let you talk me into playing that game?"

"Hey! You were just as eager to play as I was"

"We don't have time to argue let's go"


"So bottom line we ran to get the corsages and got here as soon as we could" Ron finished. About this time they pulled up to the gym.

"Ready to dazzle them with your beauty?" Felix asked. Monique grinned.

"Just try and stop me"

"Before we head in, how about we give you your corsages?" Felix gave Monique a crimson flower while Ron gave Adrena a yellow flower.

"Don't worry Kim, I didn't forget you" said Ron as he gave her a green flower that matched her eyes perfectly.

"Thanks Ron" said Kim as she hugged him.

"We couldn't have you feeling left out"

"Shall we go in?"

"We shall"

They walked into the gym just as Green Day's American Idiot started playing.

"I love this song!" Ron said as he dragged Adrena on to the dance floor.

Don't want to be an American Idiot

Don't want a nation under the new mania

Can you hear the sound of hysteria?

The subliminal mind f--- America

Welcome to a new kind of tension

All across the alienation

Where everything isn't meant to be ok

Television dreams of tomorrow

We're not the ones meant to follow

For that's enough to argue

While they where dancing the other's found a table.

"Who knew they were such good dancer's?" commented Monique.

"I'm getting tired just watching them" said Felix

Maybe I am the faggot America

I'm not part of a redneck agenda

Now everybody do the propaganda!

And sing along to the age of paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension

All across the alienation

Were everything isn't meant to be ok

Television dreams of tomorrow

We're not the ones meant to follow

For that's enough to argue

Don't want to be an American Idiot

One nation controlled by the media

Information age of hysteria

Calling out to idiot America

Welcome to a new kind of tension

All across the alienation

Where everything isn't meant to be ok

Television dreams of tomorrow

We're not meant to follow

For that's enough to argue

Adrena and Ron went over to the others.

"Nice moves" Felix commented as he high-fived Ron. "You too Adrena"


"Nice dress, find it in the dumpster behind Smarty Mart?" said a familiar voice.

"You're one to talk, with a dress like that shouldn't you be on a street corner asking 'looking for a good time?'"

"You want to step outside?"

"Oh please, I'd take you down so fast you'd think you were on a date" Bonnie was about to respond when she got an idea.

"Let's settle this on the dance floor"


"I mean we have a little contest. We each dance with someone and see who's better"

"But who do we dance with?" Bonnie got a sinister grin.


"How did I get dragged into this?"

"Why Ron? Aren't you worried he'll just pick me?"

"No, cause I'm willing to do what ever it takes to win" she said seductively. Ron's eye's widened as he blushed. He looked at Adrena.

"It's ok, I trust you fully"

"Come on Ron" said Kim as she and Bonnie each grabbed an arm and dragged Ron onto the dance floor just as Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera started playing.

'The gods must be laughing' Ron thought bitterly.

It feels like I've been locked up tight

For a century of lonely nights

Waiting for someone to release me

Bonnie started rubbing up against Ron making him uncomfortable. Kim, not to be outdone, started doing the same. It soon became a game of one-ups-man-ship.

You're lickin' your lips

And blowing kisses my way

But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away

Baby baby baby (baby baby baby)

Adrena couldn't help but feel kind of jealous about to other women practically throwing themselves on Ron. She just kept telling herself that Ron would never cheat on her.

Ooohhh ooohhh my body's sayin' let's go

Ooohhh ooohhh but my heart is sayin' no

If you wanna be with me

Baby there's a price to pay

I'm a genie in a bottle

You gotta rub me the right way

If you wanna be with me

I can make your wish come true

You gotta make a big impression

You gotta like what you do

I'm a genie in a bottle baby

Gotta rub me the right way honey

I'm a genie in a bottle baby

Come come, come on in and let me out

At this point Adrena had seen enough and decided to bail Ron out. While all of that was going on no one noticed a woman in a light green dress and a black corsage sneak into the gym though the side door. Ron meanwhile was trying to get both women off of him when he noticed Adrena coming his way.

"Oh, crap!"

"What?" Kim questioned.

"Adrena's headed our way and she doesn't look happy" Both girls turned to see that Ron was right. He used this opportunity to escape both women's grasp and run out of the gym.

"I'm sorry Adrena" Ron said to himself as he ran through the doors and out into the halls.

Not much of a cliffhanger, but I couldn't find anyplace to end this chapter. Because it was getting so long I decided to break it in to two chapters. I'll get part 2 out in the next couple weeks. R and R please.