Hello! This is my very first fanfic so please be gentle with me.

(I only joined a few days ago :) This is mostly YamixYugi but there will be some JouxKaiba and RyouxBakura in later chapters.

Talk more at the bottom!

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"I do not look like a girl!" cried Yugi, near tears now.

"Yug' just calm down, it wasn't like it was a personal attack on yer manhood or sumthin'. Jou reasoned.

"She gave me a main FEMALE role! That must mean she thinks I'm a girl!"

BANG

The school doors flung open and Yami stormed out, a scowl painted his face as he joined their group.

"Yami, what's wrong?" Yugi forgot his displeasure for a moment as he looked worriedly at his darker half.

"Who's Rom-eo?" Yami asked as he struggled to pernoce his now obvious part in their class play. Yugi blinked innocently at him a couple of times before throwing his head back and screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Yugi, stop!" Honda tried to yell over the noise, his hands clamped protectively over his ears.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Screamed Yugi. "AAH, AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Pausing to take a breath, Yugi spun around and ran down the street to the Game shop, screaming all the way.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Yugi?" called Yami worriedly as he took off after his aibou, but making sure to stay far enough away that his ears wouldn't be permanently damaged.

Later that day…

Oak wood. A kind of russet, brown colour that had faded slightly with age. There were wooden panels sanded in and the knob was black and brass.

Yami sighed again.

His hikari had locked himself in his room as soon as he got in from school apparently. Yami had spent most of the afternoon apologising to the people Yugi had scared by his screaming and trying to convince the police that Yugi was actually mentally stable.

Since he had gotten in half an hour ago he had been staring at his hikari's door, using his awesome will power to try to force it to open. Yugi wouldn't talk to him, either physically or through the mind link so he was left with breaking the door down or 'using his awesome will power.'

And since the first option would make Grandpa, not to mention Yugi, extremely mad at him, he was left with will power.

"Move…I command thee." Yami's eyes narrowed when the door refused to submit to the Pharaoh of Egypt.

"You little…"

Inside Yugi's room…

Yugi's face was buried into his pillow, he was still screaming.

Suddenly, as he took in breath, so to did he take in his pillow. Choking and finally unable to scream anymore Yugi fell from his bed and landed sorely on his butt on the floor.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Yugi sighed and flopped down eagle spread on the floor.

Why did it have to be Yami?

Now that he thought about it, Yami did match the criteria for Romeo. He was good looking, smart, sweet but could go a bit crazy if he thought the people he cared about were in danger.

Yugi smiled. Yes, Yami would make a good Romeo.

The smile vanished and Yugi turned on his stomach to scream into the carpet this time.

But why the hell did Anzu have to be Juliet!

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Ha, ha! Bet a lot of you weren't expecting that! Before we go any further lets make one thing clear- I HATE ANZU. Rest assured fellow haters that this will not play out the way it appears it will.

Yami and Yugi will be together!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…where'd my plushie go?

P.S. I would also like to thank my friend Foreverforsaken for the inspiration to do this and for making me join all these online things.

Also READ AND REVIEW PLEASE, THIS IS MY FIRST STORY AND I NEED REVIEWS TO KEEP ME GOING.