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A long time ago a demon surfer with nine surfboards existed. When he surfed he could cause a wave of potato salad to cover anything in his path! To counter this surfer the people gathered Ninja…
FOR THE FOUR!" Cried a ninja. He was covered from head to toe in
potato salad. He tried to shake the stuff off but failed. The surfer
stood there and laughed at the ninja.
"WE CAN'T LET THIS CREATURE INTO OUR VILLAGE!" Cried another.
"YO DUDES! IF I COME TO YOUR VILLAGE IT'LL BE, LIKE, THIS RIGHTEOUS PARTY!" The surfer cried. "POTATO SALAD FOR EVERY MEAL!" With that the Ninjas were more determined! A few leapt for the surfer and were knocked away by more potato salad.
One ninja sealed the monster in a life and battle… and died.
wooden number four stood on top of a Pepsi bottle and yelled at the
"DUDE YOU GOIN' DOWN!" Cried the surfer. His nine boards stacked and became one! He climbed on top of them and stuck his tongue out at the Four. "BESIDES! MY SPECIALTY DOESN'T HAVE SUCH OBVIOUS ADVERTISING!"
"YOU DARE MOCK MY PEPSI BOTTLE!" Cried the Four. "YOU SHALL BE SEALED!" He started performing hand seals. Then a huge flash of light occurred…
That ninja was known as the Fourth Hokage.
A baby lay crying in a crib. On it's stomach was a seal shaped like a thumbs up sign. Suddenly music was heard!
kid wearing a black shirt and orange pants with an orange jacket tied
around his waist raced forward with a bucket of chicken fingers. Two
ninja followed behind yelling at him.
"NARUTO! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING OUR PICNIC FOOD!" Cried one.
"YOU'VE STOLEN THE CHICKEN FINGERS TOO OFTEN!" Cried another. Naruto leapt into the air and extended beautiful fairy wings. He turned to them and said, in a fairy's voice.
"Please stop talking." He turned to the Hokage monument. Just a mountain with numbers carved into it, 1-4. "As you can see I just wanted to feed the mountain. None of you have fed it chicken in years." Each of the numbers groaned in hunger.
"None of you could dare feed it chicken!" Naruto accused. "But I will! I am great!"
ninja race towards a building.
"HOKAGE-SAMA!" They cry. They burst in on a wooden number 3 emerging from a shower.
"AHHHHHH!" The 3 cried. "YOU PEEKERS!" It wrapped a towel around itself and went into crybaby mode. "WHY MUST THEY PEEK! WHY MUST I BE SO ATTRACTIVE!"
"It's Naruto sir." The ninja said. "We didn't mea-"
"WHY! WHY! WHY!" Cried the 3. "WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS RUN IN WHEN I TAKE SHOWERS!"
"Uhh… what about Naruto?" The ninja asked.
"What is he doing something again?" The 3 asked in a serious voice.
"Yes! He is feeding the stone numbers!" Cried a ninja.
"WITH CHICKEN FINGERS!" Cried the other ninja.
"CHICKEN FINGERS!" Cried the 3. It had just become a chicken finger. "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
flies through the air with his fairy wings and the ninja continue to
chase him. They jump all over the area and he flies past a lamppost
low to the ground. He zoomed by a wooden fence and the two ninja
followed. Then he turned around.
"Excuse me." He said. They nodded and stopped in midair. Naruto went and dropped to the ground behind them. They nodded at each other and continued forward leaving him behind. The fairy wings disappeared as Naruto laughs.
"Too easy." He comments.
"HEY NARUTO WANT A CAN OF DR.PEPPER?" Cried Iruka from behind him.
"AHHH! IRUKA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OFFERING ME SUCH A THING THAT ADVERTIZES!" Naruto cried jumping back and falling to the ground.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DURING CLASS TIME? YOU LEFT DURING LUNCH TO FEED THE STONE NUMBERS AGAIN DIDN'T YOU?" Iruka yelled.
"Uh… no!" Naruto said. "I went to visit my poor sick grandmother." Iruka was suddenly crying.
"How could I be so heartless?" He asked. "WAIT A SECOND YOU HAVE NO FAMILY!"
"Crap." Naruto said as he was dragged off to class.
the N1nj cd3my, yes that was it's name even the missing letters,
Iruka dragged Naruto into a classroom.
"Listen Naruto," Iruka said. "You passed the previous final exam and the exam before that. BECAUSE OF THAT YOU FAAILLL!" Naruto had the huge white-eye square mouth anime face.
"WAHHHHHH!" He cried. "BUT I'LL BE A GOOD BOY IRUKA! TRULY!" He began sobbing. "WHY DID I HAVE TO PASS BOTH! WHY WHHHHYY!"
"SHUT UP!" Iruka cried.
"Okay." Naruto said. He adjusted his goggles then tied himself back up in a rope.
"Okay! Because Naruto passed both times and is a WHINEBAGGER! You all have to take a review test for the transformation technique! INCLUDING THOSE WHO FAILED LAST TIME!" Everyone cheered. Then one by one they lined up.
Sakura going!" Cried a beautiful named Sakura. She made the hand
sign and cried out! "TRANSFORM!" When the smoke cleared she
hadn't changed at all.
"YOU FAIL!" Iruka cried proudly. Sakura had tears in her eyes as she walked back to her seat.
"I DID IT!" She cried. "YEAH #))# IT!" Then Inner Sakura spoke.
"Yay!" She said politely.
"Uchiha Sasuke." Said Iruka. A red and white hand operated fan walked towards Iruka. It looked happy!
"YEAHIGETTOGO!" He cried. "IUCHIHASASUKETHEPROUDFANOFUCHIHAS!" Then he transformed! Into Iruka!
"YOU PASS!" Iruka shouted.
"YEAHIPASS!" Cried Sasuke. Suddenly the world around him grew dark. He gained the same look Naruto had gained with the huge eyes and square mouth.
I-I passed…He thought. I-I-I-I actually passed…
"I PAAAASSED!" Sasuke cried in anger. He leapt into the air and sent a gush of wind towards Iruka! It knocked him into the pudding blackboard."Yum! Chocolate!" He said as he pulled himself out. Sasuke sat down and cried.
Uzumaki Naruto!" Cried Iruka. "COME ON DOWN!" Suddenly the
classroom was a game-show area! Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino were
sitting next to each other. Shikamaru sighed.
"This sucks! I wanted to win that car!" He said.
"This is all your fault Naruto!" Ino accused. "Shikamaru could have won that car!"
"You mean me?" Asked a motorcycle.
"NO!" Everyone shouted. The motorcycle rode off sadly. Naruto stepped into the booth of transformation!
"NOW THAT OUR CONTESTANT IS IN THE BOOOOOTH OF TRANSFORMATION! WE SHALL LET THEM TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR!" Iruka shouted.
"Naruto…LOSELOSELOSELOSE I mean win!" Said Hinata. Everyone stared and then shrugged and turned back to the stage.
"ALL RIGHT!" Naruto shouted. "TRANSFORM!" POOOOF! When the smoke cleared Naruto was Shino!
"AHHH NOT THE SHINO!" Cried Iruka. "MOST 'S ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!" He then had a huge 'nosebleed' where three chickens flew out of his nose and he was sent flying. Naruto reappeared laughing.
"I call that my Shino Technique!" He said.
"WONDERFUL TRANSFORMATION YOU PASS!" Iruka shouted.
"CRAP!" Naruto shouted.
was busy feeding the stone numbers salads.
"Don't stop until all of the salad is gone. You won't go home until you finish feeding them healthy foods!" Iruka said.
"But it's not fun to have healthy food!" Naruto said.
"SO WHAT!" Iruka yelled. His face had become an apple. "IM HEALTHY AND I AM GOOOOOD! And fun!"
"AHH APPLE!" Naruto shouted. He fainted. Then Iruka woke him and was normal looking again. Naruto continued feeding. After a while he spoke again.
"YEAH?" Naruto shouted happily.
"If you finish it then I'll… eat a ton of pickles in front of you!" Iruka said.
"PICKLES ARE MY WEAKNESS! IM IN!" Cried Naruto. Iruka smiled as he began feeding at a faster pace.
Calling on Uzumaki Naruto!
Enter Uzumaki Naruto
was treating Naruto to ramen. All of those pickles had given him a
sudden hunger for ice cream. So he decided to eat ramen! They were at
that ramen bar in town and talking now.
"Naruto… the Hokage numbers need to stay healthy to live… you know how important they were in real life don't you?" Iruka asked.
"Yeah I know. Hokage are the number one numbers in the village. I hear that Four stopped a dangerous surfer who loved potato salad too much." Naruto then took a sip of his ramen soup and ate the last noodles. He groaned in content and fell off his stool. Then he quickly scrambled back onto it.
"If you know how important they are, especially the Four, then why would you try to poison the numbers?" Iruka asked.
"Because I'm gonna top them all!" Naruto said. "I'll become a number and gain the title of Hokage one day! And I'll be the best!" He laughed evilly. "Then everyone will be forced to love me! They all dislike me for some reason." Then he sighed and sunk into a dream state.
NARUTO DREAM #1: What the heck is this dream about?
Naruto sat in a room with a rubber duck. He squeaked it.
Naruto woke up.
"My dream somehow, despite the plot-hole this will bring, reminded me about a favor I wanted." Naruto said. "I want to try on that metal forehead protector!"
"Of course you may!" Iruka said. Naruto's eyes got all shiny and he had a huge anime smile. "NOT!" Iruka finished laughing. Naruto burst out sobbing and ran off. He ran around the Ramen bar five times before sitting back down.
"Okay I'm fine with that." He said. "I'll earn mine tomorrow by failing!" Both Iruka and Naruto had wooden letter Fs for heads and were laughing.
at the N1nj cd3my it was time for the final exam! Naruto sat eagerly
in his seat. Sakura gazed happily at Sasuke, the fan, and the other
classmates were doing their stuff. Iruka walked in wearing a
"All right! Today is our final exam!" He said. "When your name is called you come to the pool room and change into your bathing suit! The subject will be replicating and synchronized swimming!" Everyone but Naruto cheered. Naruto began to panic.
Oh crap! He thought. Synchronized swimming is my best technique! It is the ONLY thing I cannot fail! WHHHY! Oh I feel I must throw in either Dattabeyo or Believe it at this time because that is what I say all the time for no real reason! I have to stay in synch with the theme words! He smiled then remembered what he was going to have to do and turned into a rain-cloud. Just to be funny he rained on top of Sasuke who was being hugged by Sakura. Ahh who cares! He thought. I'll do my best!
the swimming room he placed his hands together for a hand sign and
his blue chakra surrounded him. Why is chakra blue? He
wondered. Why not pink? Suddenly his chakra was made of little
dancing Gaara chibis. I HAVEN'T EVEN MET GAARA YET! Naruto
thought. Ahh well!
POOOOOOOOOOOF! He created twenty clones! Iruka twitched. Naruto twitched. Gaara twitched in the corner.
"Oh I'm not in the story yet." He said. And with that he walked through a solid wall. Don't ask me how. Naruto didn't even get a chance to swim before Iruka graded him.
"YOU PASS!" He cried. Naruto fell over in despair. Then he got up and ran around crying. He ran around the N1nj cd3my five times before coming back inside.
"I'm fine with this." He said.
"No you aren't!" Iruka said. "You have to be internally wounded by the fact that you are the only failure!"
"Besides!" Mizuki said. "We don't fail hotdogs." Naruto was a hotdog at that moment and sighed.
"WHY DID I CHOOSE NOW OF ALL TIMES TO BECOME AN OSCAR MYER WEINER!" He cried to the sky."Can I at least have a forehead protector?"
"I don't see why not." Mizuki said.
"NO! TO WOUND YOU SOME MORE WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!" Iruka laughed.
parents were congratulating their child on their latest failures.
Naruto was playing on the swing and having loads of fun! Everyone
watched him and wondered why they weren't having so much fun.
Naruto was the teacher's pet of the village!
"That kid is the only one who passed!" A woman accused.
"Yes! That kid is the kid as well." Another one said. "Serves him right."
"If he becomes ninja then he will drown us in potato salad." Said the previous woman. "Because he's really a…"
"Don't say any more! You know it is !" Said another woman. "Ahh who cares! Lets just blurt out that-" And she lost her voice entirely for the rest of the episode. Go figure.
Mizuki leapt out the window and tripped on nothing but air and slammed into the ground halfway towards his target. Then he got up and fell over. This continued for a while until he finally had enough sense to untie his hands. He walked over to Naruto and frowned.
"Iruka…" Said the Three. "You must talk with me later or I will pants you in front of everyone."
"YOU WILL!" Iruka asked happily.
"No." The Three said.
"Okay fine I'll talk to you." Iruka said sobbing.
had taken Naruto back into the classroom. Then he proceeded to walk
around the village and by the time they got to a mysterious ledge,
that would have taken them three minutes to walk to from the swings,
five hours had passed and the sun was setting…and singing!
"IIIIIII AM BRIGHTTTT! I CAUUUSEE LIIGHT!" It sang. Everyone in the village applauded and he continued going down.
"Iruka was really being mean back there." Mizuki said. "I mean really mean. He is normally mean but this was super mean!" Naruto burst out sobbing.
"IM A STUPID GENIUS I KNOW! WAHHHHH!" Naruto sobbed.
"I DESPISE CRYBABIES!" Mizuki cried kicking Naruto all the way over to the swings. Which was only a three-minute walk so not that far. Naruto was back within… three minutes!
"Why does Iruka pass me the most?" Naruto asked. "Why does he like me that much?"
"He wants you to become weak Naruto. Weak like everyone else." Mizuki replied. "Because you can only get strong after leaving N1nj cd3my11!11!1!"
"I thought you had to get strong right away…" Naruto said.
"No, no, no Naruto-chan!" Mizuki said. Naruto looked at him and was wearing lipstick and looked ish. "Irukai is concerned for you because neither of you had parents." Naruto was back to his normal self and turned back to look away at the sun. It was singing a new song now.
"I CAN'T STOP LIGHTIN'! NO I CAN'T STOP LIGHTIN'! OH I CAN'T STOP LIGHTIN' BABY 'TILL IT TURNS TO NIGHT!"
"But I wanted to graduate… Wow this is cheesy WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?" Naruto called out.
"DON'T CALL THE MAKER OF NARUTO A CHEESY WRITER YOU BAD PERSON!" Cried Gai as he flew forward and slammed his fist into Naruto. Naruto went flying back to the swings."Wow I just got hit by a character that shouldn't be introduced yet." Naruto said. "AWSOME!" He ran back to Mizuki.
about I tell you a seeeecret!" He asked. "A secretish secret!"
"What is it?" Naruto asked. Mizuki leaned forward.
"Come closer." He said. Naruto came closer. When they were very close Mizuki pushed him off the ledge.
"AHHHHHHH!" BAM! Naruto spent another three minutes running back up there.
"So what's the secret?" He asked. Mizuki laughed.
"Come closer!" He said. Naruto came closer and when they were very close Mizuki pushed him off the ledge.
"AHHHHHH!" BAM! Naruto ran up again and again and again. Finally Mizuki told him the secret.
Iruka lay in bed sleeping.
IRUKA DREAM #1: The Three is a Loser!
A beautiful female sat at a desk and the Three was staring at her. He was thinking about buying her dinner when Iruka walked in with Subway and the female kissed him. The Three was a loser!
he woke up to someone pounding on his door.
"IRUKA-SENSEI WAKE UP!" Cried Mizuki. Iruka raced to the door and threw it open knocking it into Mizuki who was a sponge so it bounced off and closed. He backed off and Iruka threw open the door.
"WHAT IS IT MIZUKI-SENSEI?" He cried.
"NARUTO HAS TAKEN AN EXTRA FREE COOKIE FROM WALMART!" Cried Mizuki. "WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!"
"YES! WE MUST!" Iruka shouted.
"NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT WAS THE GIANT COOKIE OF SEALING!"
"OH MY GOD THE GIANT COOKIE OF SEALING! THE ONLY TIME WE REPLACED PAPER WITH A COOKIE AND NARUTO CHOOSES THAT ONE?" They both began weeping about wanting to eat that cookie. Then they went off to the Hokage's place.
was looking at the giant cookie before him. It was his size and had
lots of writing on it!
"It has techniques! The first one is… Kage Bunshin no Jutsu… DARN IT! I AM TOO GOOD AT THESE!"
THIS IS NO MERE PRANK! THAT COOKIE WAS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Said a
"THE COOKIE WAS MADE BY THE ONE! IT IS SOMETHING THAT HE SEALED!" Said another ninja.
"L13K I M T3H 13373$7 N1NJ!" Cried a random ninja. They all nodded then turned back to the Hokage.
"BRING NARUTO BACK HERE NOW! HE MUST SEE THE MOST ONE-THREE-THREE-SEVEN-EST NINJA IN THE WORLD!" The Three cried. "AND I WANT THAT COOKIE!" Everyone leapt off to go and find Naruto so he could see the most 1337 ninja.
looked around then sat down and read a comic. Then he began eating a
pizza and then threw it aside with a shout.
"THIS PIZZA SUCKSSSS!" He cried. "WHERE ARE YOU NARUTO!" He leapt up and suddenly knew where Naruto was.
"Oh now I know! HEY A PLOTHOLE!" He said, laughing.
Mizuki ran through the village.
"First I'll tell everyone you stole the cookie and then I'll invite you to a tea party! Then that scroll, and Konoha, will be mine!"
lay, out of breath. He wanted to use as much chakra as possible to
get those dancing Gaaras to go away, he wasn't supposed to be there
until later episodes anyways, and to make sure he failed. Iruka
approached, wearing a bunny suit. He leapt out of a bush and hugged
"I AM THE EASTER BUNNY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU AN EGG MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY… Who is the Easter Bunny?" Naruto asked. Iruka got the huge-eye square mouth look.
"WHAT IS EASTER BUNNY?" He cried. "I AM THE MYSTICAL BUNNY THAT MAKES EGGS OUT OF GOOD CHILDREN AND GIVES THEM TO THE BAD! Or I am just a bunny that hands out colored eggs so they stink up your house. Your choice! Besides I am just Iruka." Iruka was no longer wearing the outfit.
"Well I only tried one technique." Naruto said. "That cookie is cool looking!"
"You practiced here until you were worn out? YOU ARE A GOOD STUDENT!" Iruka said.
"WAIT! LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I LEARNED!" Naruto said. "THEN YOU'LL FAIL ME IF I LEARNED NOTHING RIGHT?"
"YES!" Iruka cried.
"Isn't this the part where you say no and Mizuki attempts to kill us?" Naruto asked.
"No! This is the part where you tell him what you thought was going to happen and I come to throw this ice cream in your face!" Mizuki cried happily. He was in an Ice Cream Man truck and was wearing an Ice Cream Truck Worker outfit.
"ICE CREAM!" Cried Iruka. He pulled out a huge piggy bank. "HULK SMASH!" He cried slamming it to the ground. Nothing happened."ME WANT MONEY!" He started crying.
"Well I got a cookie!" Naruto said. "Mizuki-Sensei told me about it and where to find it and where to bring it and such Hahaha!"
Iruka thought. Then suddenly two doughnuts flew through the air and
knocked Iruka into a conveniently placed cactus.
"OW!" While the doctors removed the cactus spines they chatted about the new Nintendo Wii and how it's name is an odd console name and could inspire many jokes. After they finally finished removing the spines they got back in their places.
Mizuki? Iruka thought again. Then two more doughnuts knocked him into the correct pillow lined area designated for him. Then they all laughed at how he refused to be knocked into a shed like originally planned and called him a wuss and they had to redo it again.
Mizuki? Iruka thought. Then two doughnuts knocked him into a pillow-lined area. Naruto called out.
"IRUKA! Can I have that forehead protector?"
"NEVERITSMINEGOAWAY!" Cried Iruka. Naruto looked at us.
"Do you really expect me to run around an area crying just to say 'I'm fine with that' again?" He asked.
"I'm surprised you found this place!"
"IT WAS A PLOTHOLE!" Iruka shouted with his finger pointed to the sky. "I ALSO SEE THAT YOU ARE EVIL! AND WANT THE COOKIE FOR YOURSELF!"
"Naruto hand over the cookie. I am not evil Iruka is evil!" Mizuki said. "That cookie is for the Hokage."
"What is going on? Iruka says he is the Easter bunny and Mizuki has doughnuts so why does he want a cookie and is he evil or not?" Naruto asked. "Why do I like asking questions?" He also asked.
"Naruto! Don't give him the cookie no matter what!" Iruka said. "He is evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil…" The sun then rises up and sets and again and again.
"…and evil and will eat it!" Iruka said finally. "Besides that cookie has a frosting on it!"
"Yep! I wanted to taste it!" Mizuki said. "FORBIDDEN STUFF IS COOOOL! Oh by the way, Iruka loves the fact that you have the cookie. He thinks that you should learn everything on it!"
"What!" Naruto asked angrily. "BUT I WANT TO FAIL!" He looked at Iruka angrily.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MIZUKI! I DESPIZE THAT COOKIE!" Iruka said. "AND THE FACT THAT ANYONE HAS IT! Don't believe him Naruto!"
"I'll tell you the truth." Mizuki said. "The truth that everyone has kept."
"NO!" Iruka shouted. "I MUST NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT AT THIS MOMENT!"
"I meant to Naruto." Mizuki said.
"Oh." Naruto said. "NO! I MUST NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT AT THIS MOMENT!" He shouted. Mizuki slapped his forehead. Which had turned into a balloon and popped. So he waited for his head to be inflated and when it was he continued.
rule was created after the incident twelve years ago."
"A rule?" Naruto asked. Iruka nodded.
"A rule." He said. "Wait! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM! MIZUKI!"
"A rule only you should never find out about." Mizuki said. "Naruto."
"ONLY ME! THAT'S AWSOME! LIKE A CLUB!" Naruto said. He danced for a few minutes and then sat down to listen more.
"STOP MIZUKI!" Cried Iruka. "I NEED TO FINISH MY DOUGHNUT!" He took a bite and then sighed. "Continue!"
"The rule is not to tell Naruto that he is a demon surfer!" Cried Mizuki.
"WHAT!" Cried Naruto.
"In other words…you ARE A POTATO SALAD LOVING FREAK!" Everyone in the village showed up and pointed and laughed then ran off. "You've been deceived! Didn't you think it was weird for most to despise you?"
"I always thought it was because I didn't shower." Naruto said.
"NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU NARUTO! EVEN IRUKA DESPISES YOU!" Mizuki shouted. Iruka looked up at the camera."Let's go to a flashback now!"
"Iruka! NARUTO IS THE 1337 SURFER! HAHAHAHAHA!" The Three said. Then he ran off.
"Okay another one please." Iruka said.
"POTATOS!" Cried a chibi-Iruka.
"Thank you." Iruka said.
LOSE NARUTO! I SHALL NOW DESTROY YOU WITH MY BIG HUGE STARISH
THINGAMAGIGER!" Mizuki shouted. He pulled the Shuriken off his back
and twirled it. Then started dancing. Naruto joined in and Iruka
threw the Shuriken away and then they all played a weird game where
they ran around and fell over numerous times.
"Why'd you help me Iruka?" Naruto asked.
"Because I used to play pranks and such. After my parents were destroyed in potato salad I was never recognized. So I did good things to get recognized like you. We are similar!" Iruka said. Tears fell from his eyes. "It was tough! I was lonely. I DIDN'T EVEV HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!" Then he began kicking Naruto.
"WHY DIDN'T I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR?" He cried. Finally he stopped and looked at Naruto. "And that is why I helped you… Plus I should have been aware of the symptoms! I'm sorry!" Mizuki sobbed.
"THAT WAS SO TOUCHING!" He cried. "Too bad IT WAS A LIE!" Naruto grew angry.
"YOU LIAR! I SLAP YOU!" Naruto slapped Iruka then ran off.
"NNNNNAAARRRUUUUTTOOOOOO!" Cried Iruka.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Darth Vader shouted.
"GET OUT DARTH VADER!" Cried Iruka. "Why do you always bring in guest stars?"
--Should I bring in original characters and replace you?—
--Then shut up—
is gonna take revenge on the village! He's going to clean up
stuff!" Mizuki said. "You saw his eyes. They were those of the
"NARUTO WOULDN'T DO THAT!" Iruka cried. "HE IS AN IDIOT! LIKE ME!" Then Iruka did his 'I am an idiot dance'. "I AM AN IDIOT HAHAHA-HAHA-HAHA-HAHAHA-HAHA!"
"As long as I destroy Naruto and get that cookie I will be fine." Mizuki said. "YOU'LL BE NEXT!" Then he leapt off!
Three was looking into a crystal ball.
"GOOOOOOOO TEAM!" He cried. "Huh? Oh yeah!" He then changed the channel to Naruto. Naruto was running and dancing along treetops singing the 'I can dance on treetops' song.
"Oh great! Now I'll have that in my head!" Cried the Three. "There is now a possibility that I will have to slap myself numerous times to get rid of it!"
NARUTO!" Iruka cried. "I'M REALLY MIZUKI!""OKAY!" Naruto
said kicking him. Iruka fell to the ground with the big-eye square
"HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME I GAVE NO INFORMATION WAHHH WAHHH!" He began crying. Naruto sweat-dropped. Then he turned into Iruka..
"BECAUSE I AM IRUKA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" After the long laugh Mizuki sighed.
"I shall now give a long and boring speech on how Naruto is nothing but a SURFER!" He said. "Besides what good is protecting the surfer who destroyed your parents?"
"YOU CANNOT HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR!" Iruka shouted.
"AWW WHY NOT!" Naruto asked walking out from his hiding spot.
"I SAID NO!" Iruka shouted.
"What about me?" Mizuki asked.
"WELL NARUTO IS A MONSTER! HE IS JUST LIKE ME! HE WILL USE THE POWERS OF THE COOKIE!" Mizuki said.
"Yes he will." Iruka said. Naruto burst out crying. "If he were the monster." Iruka finished. "But he is Naruto. A student that I now know is a failure! He knows the pain of others He is UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Naruto had tears in his eyes. Then Iruka kicked him. "BUT HE PAASSSED SO I KICK!" Naruto then had the huge eyes and square mouth look again.
"I said I'd destroy you later but I want to do it now that I have Naruto angry at me!" Mizuki said. He threw the second Shuriken at Iruka. It turned into water and hit him.
"AHHH NOOOO WATER!" Iruka screamed. Then he looked at Mizuki. "Seriously? Water?"
"I GONNA DO THE KAGE BUNSHIN NOW!" Naruto yelled. "GO KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" POOF! Nothing happened! "NOW TRANSFORM!" Naruto cried. He turned into… SHINO!
"OH NO! NOT SHINO! NOT HIM! NOOOOO!" Mizuki said.
"Yes." Iruka said. "The Shino."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mizuki shouted as he began melting. He melted halfway and Naruto changed back. Now he was a smoldering heap.
"YAY A SMOLDERING HEAP!" Naruto said poking it."Hey come here Naruto…" Iruka said.
anyone find the monster?" A ninja asked.
"Nope!" Everyone cheered. Then the Three walked out.
"Naruto is fine and the storyline has progressed!" He said. Everyone cheered and they walked away.
your eyes!" Naruto opened his eyes to find nothing different.
"Oh crap I forgot to give you the protector!" Iruka said. "Ahh well YOU STILL FAIL!"
"YAY!" Naruto shouted. Iruka took off his forehead protector and handed it to Naruto who hugged him.
Naruto… I was going to lecture you on being ninja… But I'll save that for ramen… mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
Wow this was more of a process than I thought it'd be! XD Well you can expect to see the next one in a week. That way I can go through the episode and properly change things. Plus it'll be like the real show!
are a shrimp!" Naruto said pointing at a shrimp.
"IM GONNA BE A HOKAGE!" Yelled a shrimp.
"Honorable shrimp I must cook you!" Yelled Ebisu
I am Konohamaru
My name is Konohamaru
NOTE: THE ABOVE MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN IN THE EPISODE. THIS IS JUST TO SHOW HOW I MAY SPOOF IT.