A/N: here's a Lily and James one shot. It's all dialogue and a tad fluffy.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything that could possibly be related to Harry Potter. I own this plot and a broken ipod. That's about it.

Shut Up and Kiss Me

"Lily, wait up! Lily!"

"What do you want now Potter?"

"Why do you have to go and call me Potter? I mean I've been good all year. I haven't hit on you once. And I haven't asked you out either… unless you count the time I asked you and your friends to hang out with me and the guys in Hogsmeade. And you even said yes! We've hung out and, may I be so bold to say, I think we've become friends. Can't you please just call me James? Please?"


"Lily! You have to think about it?"

"Okay, fine I'll call you James. Happy?"

"Very. Where the hell are you going anyway?"

"I was going for a walk alone outside."

"Can I come?'

"If you came it wouldn't be a walk alone. Oh, don't make a puppy dog face! Fine, you can come."

"Thank you Lily."

"Whatever… It's a nice night, isn't it?"

"It's nicer because I'm with you."

"I thought you said you wouldn't hit on me!"

"No, I said I hadn't hit on you all year. I never promised I wouldn't hit on you now. And I wasn't hitting on you."

"Huh, you're too funny James, too... funny."

"Why are you smiling like that? Like you know something I don't"

"No reason."

"Come on, tell me!"


"Tell me!"

"Get off of me James. You're getting grass stains on my jeans."

"Sorry, I guess I learned my lesson."

"And what would that be?"

"Never make a girl get grass stains on her jeans… Oww Lily, why'd you hit me like that?"

"You're such a jerk!"

"Oh, but you know you love it."


"See, I knew it. You love me."

"I was being sarcastic!"

"Sure you say that. But you know that's not true."


"You love me. You want to kiss me. You want to hold me. You want to… Ow! Okay Lily, I'll stop! That's the second time you've hit me. I'm on a roll!"

"Some would call it that."

"I think we could describe it as a lover's quarrel."


"Okay, I won't go there, I promise."


"You still didn't tell me why you were smiling."

"I don't want to tell you."

"Can I guess?"

"You can do whatever you want. I'm not saying I'll tell you if you get it right."

"If I get it right? You mean when I get it right!"

"Sure James, you go with that."

"It's because you hooked up with McLaggen, isn't it?"

"McLaggen? You're kidding right? The man I like is way better then him."

"Oh so you like someone! Well describe him."

"He's funny and sweet. A tad conceited but he should be. He's great at Quidditch. His hair is always a mess but it looks really cute on him. He's tall and he has hazel eyes. I've been a little mean to him in the past, okay more then a little, but I'm getting better."

"You think he likes you?"

"I know he likes me. But he hasn't realized I like him yet. So every time he's asked me out it hasn't been right. But soon it will be. I know it."

"Do I know him?"

"Yes, very closely."

"Oh my god, you're in love with Sirius."

"Not Sirius you dope. He doesn't even play Quidditch!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot. Then who?"

"You'll just have to guess."

"Ugh, I hate guessing games! Alright tall and handsome, plays Quidditch, hazel eyes, messy hair, conceited, likes you, you've been mean… not… no, it can't be."

"What can't be?"

"Wow, I would've never thought, but it explains everything, the smile, everything. I always wanted… But I never thought…"

"James, you never thought what? James?"

"You like… me."


"Lily, it's true, isn't it?"


" That's why you were smiling.


"That's why you've been acting so... I don't know."


"You like me. I never thought YOU would've…"



"Shut up and kiss me."

A/N: And that's all folks. I am enjoying these one shots immensely by the way. I hope you are too. But the only way I can know is if you REVIEW! So please, review this, and if you can, all my other stories too! Please and thank you! Love you all! Peace out!