DIS: I decided I'd make a little...series...out of this.


Title: Why no fan girl could be with Seto Kaiba

Rating: Undetermined!

Genre: General/Humor

Summary: This is a little interview of why no fan girl could be with Kaiba. Drabble, like the previous one.

Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh

Notes/Warnings: Slight fan girl bashing, just like the one with Sesshomaru.


"Welcome back, everyone! I'm glad that you could come," DIS said, smiling. "Today we have our favored Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation from the anime, YuGiOh!" Turning to Kaiba, DIS cleared her throat as the audience clapped. "Hello, Kaiba, how are you today?"

"..." He glared daggers at her.

"I see...I was hoping you might find me a bit more of a satisfactory interviewer, but apparently not. So, tell me, Kaiba, are you aware that many girls, old and young, are obsessed with you?" Such as myself, mwahaha!


"And do you find it...comfortable?"

"No. In fact, I'd prefer to take my company down on them."

"(o.o) Oh, my."

"But," he continued with a smirk, "it's actually to my advantage."

"Is that so?"

"Yes, because you see..." He gestured and a guy in a black suit came on stage, carrying a large canvas. "...the statistics say that I have more fan girls than Yuugi or Atemu, hehehe." DIS stared at the large canvas with the statistics on it.

"...But you realize that Bakura, Ryou, Marik, and Malik have more fan girls?"

"Who cares? So long as I have more than Yuugi or Atemu."

"(-.-)...You know, I'm beginning to wonder if this hate for them is going just a little too far."

"You obviously think too much on things," he informed her. "My hate is justified." He slammed his fists on the arms of the chairs and DIS jumped. "They took my title as Game King, dammit!"

"(o.o) Kaiba, aren't you – "

"That's Mr. Kaiba to you!" He snapped, interrupting her. Even Kaiba's employee, who had brought in the statistics, looked a bit freaked out by then.

"...Okay. Mr. Kaiba, aren't you overreacting just a bit? I mean, you should just...let things go."

"And why would I do that?" He queried, glaring viciously at DIS.

"Because you'd have a better life, duh." He rolled his eyes at her statement.

"Please. When I defeat Yuugi and Atemu and regain my title as Game King, then I'll have a better life. I will get my revenge on them! They will never defeat me, Seto Kaiba!"

"Uh...Haven't they already, though?" DIS asked, looking polite with her hands clasped beneath her chin.

"...I'm bringing my company down on you." The audience went 'oooh!.'

"You're a riot." Clearing her throat, DIS turned to the audience brightly. "Well, that's it for now, everyone! Next, we'll bring in Miroku from Inuyasha! See ya then!"

The reason: Kaiba is too obsessed with Yuugi and Atemu to focus on girls. He would kill any fan girl before he considered them worthy of his attention. The only good thing they would be for is to rub the statistics in Yuugi and Atemu's face.


DIS: (laughs nervously) I had a little more fun with this one because Kaiba shows his emotions a lot more than Sesshomaru, lol. Well, please review on your way out and mention any anime character that I can use for this! Ciao!