Hey Everyone I thought I would make a story fic. hehe well this is a Sasusaku story. I decided to use this song because my brother wouldn't stop listening to Shakira-Hips don't lie song for some reason. sweat drops umm yeah. Long story but I was reading some Sasusaku stories and I was inspired to write this hehe well I had this in my head for awhile so I wanted to type it before I forget it when exams come in so I hope you enjoy.

Hips don't lie

A top less, raven haired man was resting soundly on his huge super comfy bed. It's been a while since he had a day off ever since he became Anbu. Yup Sasuke Uchiha…aka the Heart throb in Kohona leaf, has become Anbu captain. And he has become much manlier over the years. He had become taller more muscular and dare I say it Sexy. Back to our story….

Onyx black eyes fluttered open as he sat up on his bed rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He grunted as he got off of his bed and walked to his drawer as he got a back T-shirt. He slipped it on, no longer top less. (Fan girls-Aw man)

Sasuke had nothing to do today. He had a day off. Naruto is probably at the ramen bar filling his face with ramen with Hinata. His admirer. Sakura is probably at the hospital helping out. Yes team seven has become busy Anbus for quite a while and sadly they're all single. Naruto has become Denser then Dense if that was even possible,he still haven't noticed Hinata. Sakura is a different story since she has became an Medic-Anbu she is now learning from the Hokage, Tsuande.

Over the years Sakura has become more beautiful even though Sasuke won't admit it. She has become much curvier in the right places, she also grown out of her huge forehead making her much attractive. She also earned a small fan club…wait scratch that out. Being chased by every single boy in Kohona isn't a small fan club. Now you think about it... it doesn't sound like a fan club at all. It's more like…stalker club or something like that. But Naruto and Sasuke drove them away just simply glaring at them.

Sasuke won't still admit that he actually LIKES Sakura, after all...emotions are useless. Love, to be more exact. He doesn't have anytime for it or wants to have time for it. After all he still is after his brother. Ahhh yes even after all these years Sasuke still haven't forgotten about revenge even though he notched his "Avenging" anger a bit. Or else he would have been send to a mental hospital … but that's another story.

Sasuke sat on his computer chair and turn the screen on, on his computer. He had over 500,000 unread e-mails from his e-mail inbox.

"Damn fan girls"

Yup it's that time again…Deleting every single "Junk" Mail" in his inbox. Of course he would put the sender of the e-mail'sin hisjunk-mail folder, apparently the fan girls made more and more e-mail addresses to mail they're undying love to Sasuke. It was useless.

He was pretty use to this everyday, he started to delete the e-mail. After a couple of minutes he was down to five. Unfortunately his trash can folder was full and won't be deleting again until tomorrow.

"Damn it"

So Sasuke just decided to read the remaining e-mail. For fun…even though Sasuke Uchiha doesn't know the word through-ly.

One was from Naruto.

Oi teme go with me to eat ramen!

"…That was just pointless" Sasuke said to himself.

Sasuke just moved to the next one. From Kakashi.

You have received a discount coupon for Come Come paradise

"Damn Pervert." Sasuke muttered.

The next one Sasuke didn't even bother to open. It scared… yes it SCARED the living hell out of him even though he was Anbu captain. It was from Orochimaru… apparently the e-mail address scared him enough for him to block it.


Sasuke just shuddered.

The 4th mail was just a random advertisement for half off priced Kunai knifes.

The last mail was quite a mystery, from the e-mail address Sasuke was sure it wasn't from a fan girl or…Orochimaru so he clicked the Open link.

Would you like to know what you desire? Would you want to know what you really need? Aren't you really confused about life...if it's a yes to any of these questions click the bottom link.

Sasuke was curious. It said desire so he was really curious. So he just clicked the link as another window appeared. It was a video, Sasuke just needed to wait a few mins to load.





Music played as Sasuke just gave a what-the-hell-look.

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

"Shakira?" Sasuke thought.

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

Just as Sasuke was about to exit out of the window, a young yellowish/black headed Latin woman came out in a silk dress…singing.

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Sasuke just watched sleepily ...again. He rested his hand under his chin as he tapped his finger on his mouse. He just yawned and rubbed his eyes…. And stared back at the screen…apparently she was dancing to the song shaking her hips hard and trying to lust Sasuke. Unfortunately Sasuke didn't care at all... all he wanted was to know what his desires are.

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie

Sasuke just yawned again but when he was about to fall asleep he saw a flash of pink in the screen… wait... Pink!

And I'm starting to feel its right
all the attraction, the tension
don't you see baby, this is perfection

Sakura... yes SAKURA HARUNO was in the Musicvideo dancing just like the singer... wait... the singer... She was gone now it was all Sakura. Sakura had her long waist length hair flowing and her green eyes never leaving Sasuke's eyes.

Sakura was dressed in a shoulder length gray t-shirt and a black skirt. She was dressed normal but the thing Sasuke couldn't get his eyes off of was her eyes... it was lusting and her lips were pinkish cherry... it was tempting … he wanted to just kiss her... but if he did he would smack right into the computer screen looking like an idiot...so he controlled himself.

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

Sakura was dancing to the beat swaying, shaking her hips and such stuff. But Sasuke was now glaring at the screen he was wondering why the hell was HIS Sakura on this music video. Wait did he thought "HIS"?

Well back on subject, he just wanted to know why Sakura was on this music video dancing and swaying… lusting him…

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

Suddenly Sasuke didn't feel so mad anymore... he was bright red. Sakura was stripping herself! She took off her shirt showing he exposed stomach and a bra like top with white sparkle fabric over it so it looks like a veil. And she stripped off her skirt leaving on a REALLY short tie on fabric skirt. Then she started to dance to the song again smiling seducing Sasuke again.

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Sakura, Sakura

Wait Sakura? Did the song just say Sakura? Sasuke asked himself as his eyes popped out of his eye sockets from shock. And now she was singing!

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

For the next couple of minutes Sakura was dancing and swaying …basically seducing Sasuke to his limit that he has to hold down his "Manhood" from going berserk.

"Damn it!" Sasuke said panting/blushing hard. (Hahaha he's becoming horny XD)

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Then Sasuke started to notice something he was reading Sakura's lips as she was saying something to him... "Sasuke …Sasuke…come to me..." she said in a soft whisper.

Sasuke blushed more. Even though he was already red as a tomato.

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

Yes! The music video was almost over and Sasuke can finally figure out what his desires are.

"No fighting
No fighting"

Sakura sang seducing-ly to the last part as the video went dark.

"Okay now I can finally know my desires and blah blah blah without any disruptions." Sasuke said all calm as if nothing had happened .. he now scrolled down …

What he saw wasn'tthe answers he wanted to seeit was comments of the video… "What the!" Sasuke yelled.

There was one from Naruto! Shikamaru! And Neji!

Oi Stupid director how come Hinata was in this video dancing and swaying and stuff! Im going to beat the Crap out of you if you forced her to do these stuff!


Damn this is so troublesome how come Ino was in this video dancing like a hooker and stuff?


YOU SON OF A ...how dare you have Ten-Ten Dance to this song and do all these things to seduce me! GOD DAMNIT!


"Wait..? Hinata...Ino... and Ten-Ten…? They were in the video to? I only saw Sakura?" Sasuke said to himself... and Neji cursing because he was seduced by Ten-Ten.. ...uhh yea back to the story


For once Sasuke was really lost and confused… "What the hell is going on!" he thought..ashis thoughts traced back to Sakura's dancing form…

"Shit" he cursed as Sasuke went Redder then red…redder red! If possible.Then red liquid started to flow down his nose as he passed out. (hahah)

Couple of minutes later…

Our blushing idiot character finally woke up and started to rub his head… "Oww..." he muttered. "Was it all a dream?" he thought… observing the crimson red liquid on his computer desk... it was no dream… the great Sasuke has passed out from Sakura's seducing dancing.. "Damn it..." Sasuke said to himself for about the 50th time.

His grandfather clock strike 7 pm. 7… team 7… 7 tomatoes he ate yesterday…7mins he passed out because of Sakura… wait Sakura... 7pm was when she got off from work.

Sasuke grabbed his jacket and put on his shoes and left his house… and ran towards the hospital. Wanting to know answers.

"Bye everyone see you tomorrow" A young pink haired maiden bided to her nurse friends.

Sakura was walking out of the hospital but saw someone running towards the hospital… or... was it... her?

The person got closer and closer and closer until Sakura made out his face… Sasuke!

"Sasuke-kun what are you doing here?"


"And why is your do you have a bloody nose did you get hit!" Sakura asked worried.

Sasuke just blushed.

Sakura started to clean his bloody nose and healed it with her healing abilities. "Sakura"

"Hai Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked...

Onyx met Emerald...

Flashes of Sakura danicng went thogh Sasuke's head as he forgot why he came her in the first place.Suddenly Sasuke grabbed her wrist and pinned her to a tree.

Sakura was shocked and confused… "Sasuke…kun?" she asked as she struggled from his grip…

"Sakura… No fighting…. No fighting…" Sasuke whispered and he kissed her. Sucking on her bottom lip.begging for enterance.

Sakura was surprised but instantly closed her eyes and opened her mouth instantly ...kissing back..

Thus this was when things started to heat up...

/Far away/

"Boss what are you doing?"

"Hmm? Oh sending an e-mail."

"Uhh ..music video?"

"Yes...but its no ordinary video…"

"How so Itachi-san?"

"For once it's a hypnotizing video"

"Oh really! Wow never seen one before...Can I see…!" asked Itachi's Blue faced companion as he pushed off Itachi and started to watched the video.

As the music video started …. Instead of the yellowish/black haired singer…Shakira was replaced by a ...fish…. (HAHAH XDD)

Itachi just sweat dropped as he watched his side kick drool to a dancing… singing… err… fish….

"How weird…" Itachi muttered as he left the room.

Then a smirked appeared in his face.

"Heh I wonder if Sasuke is having fun tonight!" Itachi thought mischievously.


Uhh so how was it? This was my first song fic... , so yeah please go easy ob me… eep... Well if you're confused Itachi hypnotized the video sending the video to Sasuke saying that it will show his desires... Of course Sasuke was dense so he still hasn't figured it out... He desires for Sakura… XDDD lol well please review and tell me how you thought of it...