What happens when Momiji asks the inevitable question?

Momiji: Where do babies come from?

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Shigure: Oh Momiji! Well, when I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

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Tohru: Uhh… umm…

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Shigure: It was, to put it bluntly, fascinating! … The lights, the faces… you know?

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Ayame: Well. (Winks suggestively). Let's start at the beginning with the very first Sohma bunny.

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Hatori: Momiji, perhaps you could ask your father about this.

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Akito: Don't ask me you useless rabbit! Go away and leave me in peace!

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Shigure: It was a little bit cold and uncomfortable, and wet… eurgh, how it was wet!

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Ayame: Mummy Sohma bunny met Daddy Sohma bunny, way back before they were even a Mummy and a Daddy.

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Tohru: Please, Momiji, ask… uhh… somebody else… ?

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Kyo: Why're you interested anyways bunny boy? You're never gonna get a girlfriend.

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Haru: (sighs) Technically, you don't need to know because I advise that you not repopulate.

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Shigure: But then they dried me off and… – well, I must admit I was a bit excited about being born, I mean, it only happens once in your lifetime – but by this time I was awfully hungry…

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Kagura: Aww… Momiji!

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Hatori: Where did this come from though Momiji? Why are you so curious?

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Ayame: And Mummy Sohma thought Daddy Sohma bunny was very cute. And she wanted to have sex with him…

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Yuki: Aren't you a little young to know?

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Shigure: So, obviously, I tested out my vocal cords for the first time, crying at the top of my lungs. I could've almost got a world record for the response it got.

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Tohru: No, really, Momiji, please.

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Ayame: So Mummy Sohma Bunny said to Daddy Sohma bunny "Come to bed my honey bunny".

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Kyo: Seriously, you're kinda twisted to wanna know how that stuff works.

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Haru: If you die without repopulating, the world would be a better place.

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Hatori: Have thoughts of girls, any particularly pretty girls, triggered this sort of question?

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Yuki: You don't really need to know all that stuff yet.

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Ayame: And they both got in the bed and Daddy Sohma Bunny got really excited and wanted to get inside Mummy Sohma Bunny…

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Shigure: And it's amazing the power of a baby cry, really. I mean, I got fed instantly! I still remember that day… – my mother was quite a cutie you see – … heaven

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Ayame: And so things got quite hot and steamy in that bedroom, Mummy Sohma bunny made lots of loud noises and Daddy Sohma replied with more loud noises.

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Uo: What, are ya gonna want a demonstration next kid?

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Momiji: Can you please show me?

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Kagura: Ooh! Kyo and I would love to be your demonstrators.

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Shigure: Uhh… I went through it once, never again. I was sooo worried I was pregnant. You need the proper contraception you know… at that tender age… (stares off into the distance)

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Haru: Yeah, sure, I'll give you a demonstration. With Miss Honda.

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Tohru: AHH! Momiji! I… I can't! Not… not now!

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Ayame: He he he… ready to get cosy?

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Shigure: I was at a loss… the love of my life had just vanished and I was so alone.

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Kyo: (scowls) What's with all the dumb questions? I'm not gonna give you a demonstration! As if!

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Hana: (points her forefingers to the ceiling) Okay, this will be your electric couple. They will come together and embrace.

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Kagura: KYO! MY LOVE! WHERE ARE YOU!

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Ayame: Where shall we begin?

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Hatori: Momiji, the act of two people making love is a private issue.

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Yuki: Momiji, did that stupid cat ask you to ask me all these questions?

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Uo: I'm not making out with you, kid. That's just wrong.

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Ayame: We could start with a nice, cosy, cup of warm...

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Kagura: KYO! COME HERE NOW!

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Shigure: (wipes away a tear) I'm sorry, it's so sad, bringing up the past. She was one of the cutest high school girls I shall ever meet…

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Hana: And their electrical signals connect and they lay in a bed together, their senses tingling.

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Tohru: Look, Momiji, I'm so, so, sosorry that Icouldn't help... but…

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Ayame: And after that... (winks)

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Shigure: She was so... her raven black tresses... her green eyes, so forget me not blue... Ayana... no, Haruka... no... that was...

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Hana: (putting her fingers together and entwining them) And they had bits that connected, sending sparks and shudders through each others' bodies...

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Kyo: It was that stupid rat wasn't it? WASN'T IT?

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Shigure: No... (frowns) Keiko... no! That was the brunette! Ha ha, sorry Momiji. I'll remember her name, it's on the top of my head... Shaya? No, she was the red head...

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Ayame: I'll demonstrate for you... where do you want to do it?

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Shigure: Chiyo! No, she was the one with short black hair and brown eyes...

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Kagura: KYO! COME HERE NOW OR I'LL HAVE TO COME UP THERE AND KILL YOU!

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Shigure: Larissa? Nooo... she was blonde...

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Ayame: My bed's soft... and feathery... (licks his lips)

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Hatori: At this point I think Momiji ran and hid. Sorry, we can't find him.