I'M BACK!

OMG! YOU GUYS ARE SO ABSOLUTELY, 100, SENSATIONALLY AWESOME! I thank absolutely EVERYBODY for all the reviews and questions and I'll say that now I have over 50 questions for Momiji to ask! HOLY BAJEEBAS! So thank you, I'm so excited. And I'll reply to every review no matter how many times you've reviewed… hehe… THANKS BUNCHES!

Anywho, this first question comes from neko-girl4! Lol. I cheated again, I'm sorry... but I've been working heaps and COMPLETELY forgot about fanfic... (blushes) Sorry! But, THANKS AGAIN! WOOT!

Momiji: What's a period?

Yuki: … okay, I'll interpret that into 'a period of time'.

Kagura: Red cordial! Well, it looks like red cordial.

Hatori: Momiji, that's a woman's issue.

Kagura: But it's not red cordial, not really.

Haru: (disgusted) Oh Momiji, now that's just wrong.

Yuki: (clears throat) I refuse to see any other way to look at the issue.

Rin: Okay, bunny boy, walk out of this room, come back in and say that again with a straight face.

Tohru: Momiji! Have you started? Ooh!

Haru: That's for women… it stays (points across the room) over there…

Tohru: Oh wait… Momiji, you shouldn't be asking things like this!

Haru: … in their corner…

Akito: (bitterly) It's hell. Especially when… HEY! I'M GOD! STOP ASKING ANNOYING QUESTIONS!

Kyo: Okay, ya dumb rabbit, this is the last time…

Hana: Oh my, you are a deranged thing, aren't you?

Uo: Uh huh… yeah, right, and you wear skirts to school? Are you… like… a 'woman' down… below?

Hatori: I hope you're not going to ask me to give you a sex change.

Momiji: (sweat drop, rapid change of subject) ---- HE DID IT TO HIMSELF THOUGH!

(next question from SakuraRibbons!)

Momiji: What are 'dirty magazines'?

Hiro: Ugh, books with dirt on them.

Shigure: Ooh, you're giving me a… (glances down)

Mitsuru: HAVE YOU NO SHAME, SHIGURE!

Haru: Let me corrupt your 'innocence'.

Tohru: Ooh! I've read some of Kyo's, they're very arousing...

Kyo: … (understandably shocked into silence) …

Tohru: All those pictures of those naughty women… grrr… (purrs)

Haru: (nodding) Okay, somebody's already corrupted Tohru.

Kyo: (opens mouth… goes to talk… chokes… closes it…)

Hatori: Indeed. Momij, what have you done to Miss Honda? All these questions…

Yuki: Momiji, stop there before you disturb more people.

Tohru: Come here… I'll show you a method I've learnt in the book…

Haru: OI! BUNNY! STEP BACK! THIS IS THE WRONG MOMENT FOR AN AMATEUR LIKE YOU!

Shigure: Seems I'm not the only one aroused.

Mitsuru: (hits Shigure over the head) STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

Shigure: (thoughtfully, rubbing his head) I have half an idea for a novel on how to deal with conflict in the workplace…

Kyo: … Tohru's… been… in my room...?

Mitsuru: (cries) … why? WHY?

Shigure: Would you like a 'magazine' Mi-Chan?

Rin: Hell, you're deprived mate.

Uo: I showed Tohru where the stack was, carrot-top.

Kyo: … Tohru's… been… in my room… reading... my magazines... without... me?

Tohru: (winks) Oh I wanted you there… I wanted to come in while you were sleeping...

Haru: OI, OI! LOOK THIS WAY!

Hatori: (worried) Shall we move on, Momiji?

(Helena Valentine! Lol... I think this bout of questionings are drawing to an end, I dunno. It's up to you guys what you think. If it's all getting repetivtive, I'll leave it while I'm ahead...)

Momiji: How come Haru's a boy but he turns into a cow?

Haru: (sulking) Gee, way to bring a guy back to earth eh?

Kyo: He's gay.

Ayame: The Sohma blood is rather strange…

Hatori: He defies all laws of nature.

Kagura: HE'S A DAIRY COW!

Haru: Great, let's just talk about the cow, why don't we? Why not the horse? Or the bunny? Or hey, even the domestic cat?

Kyo: YOU WANNA TAKE ME ON ?

Haru: BRING IT!

Kyo: YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Shigure: (sighing) He merely has no particular gender.

Haru: (freezes, turns around, glowers) WHAT?

Hana: Indeed, what?

Akito: I thought I'd be nice to him.

Haru: (scowls heavily, punches Kyo in the face)

Kagura: We haven't milked you yet, you know Haru?

Momiji: YEAH! WE SHOULD MILK YOU, HARU!

Haru: YOU ASKED THE QUESTION YOU IDIOT!

Tohru: STOP YELLING, YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Shigure: What I mean, is that he can't possibly be completely male, although his human form appears so…

Ayame: My dear Shigure, where is this going?

Rin: He'll want Haru to strip so he can perve on his sexy body under the pretence of looking to see what gender Haru is.

Kagura: GREAT IDEA! Haru, STRIP!

Tohru: OH! (runs out)

Kyo: … we don't want a cow to strip.

Kagura: OUR PLAN B IS GETTING AWAY!

Ayame: What, Tohru?

Haru: I am NOT stripping.

Kagura: YES, Tohru. We want Haru to strip…

Haru: I AM NOT GOING TO STRIP!

Kagura: So Tohru should hug him and make him into a cow, and he'll come back naked.

Haru: I WILL NOT STRIP FOR YOU PEOPLE!

Shigure: Yes, well, whatever we're planning to do to Haru, can we do it quickly? I'm rather peckish…

If it's all repetitive, empty, not as good as previous, or whatever, let me know, and I'll stop it and move onto creating other stories. Should update HEAPS more in the future, but that's what they always say, so don't take my word for it. SORRY! Lol. No, I will, seriously. Heh... THANKS AGAIN GUYS! (salutes) Seeya for now!

STEVE IRWIN, CROC HUNTER, REST IN PEACE MATE! (cries) Australia will miss him... the world will miss him... but obviously, I can only see Australia's point of view from here... Goodbye.