Disclaimer: I do not own the outsiders.

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Two-Bit looked in his rearview mirror and sighed as he saw flashing red and blue lights. He pulled the car over and rolled down the window as the cop got out of his car and came over.

"Is there a problem, officer?"

"Boy, do you know how fast you were going?"

"Uh, no sir, I don't sir." Two-Bit put on his best innocent face. The officer raised an eyebrow and stared at Two-Bit for a moment, then said, " Boy, I noticed your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

Two-Bit shook his head, "Naw, Officer, just tired.." He said. Then he raised an eyebrow and stared at the cop for a moment, then said, " Officer, I noticed your eyes are glazed. Have you been eatin' doughnuts?"