Dear Diary,

Is it bad that I just dumped the son of the President of the United States? Well, according to the following sources, it is: Time Magazine, Teen People, People, Teen Vogue, BOP, J-14, GQ, NBC News, CBS News, MSNBC News, various online magazines and websites, and, although I thought it couldn't get any worse, the President himself. And I'd know this..since he just interrupted Days of Our Lives for a speech and the question of the breakup was asked. I think I'll go try to drown myself in the toilet now...that is, if my big head can fit inside.

Yours Truely,