The Tiny Toons characters were created by Tom Ruegger, Glen Kennedy, Dave Marshall, Ken Boyer, and Rich Arons, I think.

All characters are © Warner Brothers/Amblin Entertainment (and used without permission, but it's doubtful that they mind) EXCEPT FOR:

The J.A.M., who is also © The J.A.M.


Biff Windsock, who is © Jerry D. Withers. Used with permission.

The Vulcan nerve pinch was created by Gene Roddenberry and is © Paramount. Used without permission.

The back window rolled down, and you can imagine our shock when we saw that it was—

—stuck halfway, and then we all started laughing—


Props by Acme Co.

Bicycle furnished by Montero.

Mary Melody's wardrobe furnished by Oscar de la Renta.

The J.A.M.'s wardrobe furnished by Yazbek and Casio.

Montana Max's wardrobe furnished by Pierre Cardin and Rolex.

Firearms furnished by Smith & Wesson.

I ran with him to the entrance, getting rather nervous about ditching school AND—


—nervous about someone having waxed the floors recently—


Original casting by Steven Spielberg.

Additional casting by The J.A.M.

Voice direction by Andrea Romano.

Rhubella Rat is Tress MacNeille

Montana Max is Danny Cooksey

Roderick Rat is Charles Adler

Plucky Duck is Joe Alaskey

Mary Melody is Cree Summer Franks


The J.A.M. is Himself

Special appearance by Wolf Blitzer.

We ran straight out the entrance and into Montana's limo, apparently having arrived moments earlier and with a door held open for us. Again, Roddy dragged me in, and I nearly fell this time, if it wasn't for the fact that my stumbling made me end up sitting on his lap—

"Gee, Roddy, is that your cell phone or are you happy to see me?"


Roddy blushed like never before, but planted a big wet kiss on Rhubella.

Music directed by Richard Stone and John Van Tongren.

"There," he said, pointing back at the projected image. The view of the street zoomed closer and shifted to the centre of the two—


—screen, which now lay on the floor, making us laugh.


No copyright infringement is intended or implied. I did all this for the fun of it.

All of the characters, places, and events portrayed in this fanfic are fictitious. Any resemblance to any real persons, places, or events is unintentional and purely coincidental, except in cases of severe self-insertion, I suppose, but even then the similarities are controlled, he he.

He walked up to me and the duck walked up to Roddy. Then, both jumped, grabbed something, and pulled two backdrops—


—halfway down.


"It just HAD to happen here," chuckled Plucky.


To Smith & Wesson.

I was suddenly so disgusted at Roddy, Montana, that duck, but most of all, myself, that I clamped my paws on my muzzle and stumbled to the bathroom, where I—literally—tossed my cookies.

(a bag of cookies is suddenly thrown out of the bathroom, and a laughing Rhubella exits a moment later)



To Rottin Kid/The Incredible Werekitty, for the inspiration.

To Jerry D. Withers "Furrball", for the inspiration and for helping me with Rhubella.

To José Ramiro Acosta Pérez, for the inspiration as well.

Just in case you're wondering, the various ways of saying "The End" are written in English, German, Afrikaans, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Romanian, Polish, Russian, Latvian, Finnish, Greek, Hebrew, Malay, Hokkien, Seneca, Chinese, Japanese, Norwegian, Swedish, and Mayan, respectively.


Rhubella comes out of the TTA rings and proclaims, "Now you didn't expect to see me here, did you?"

Until next time, remember:


Good evening.