AN: This fic has been edited to comply with policy regarding NC-17 material. For those of you who are old enough and wish to see the censored parts of this chapter, there are links posted in my information page. Happy reading! - DeB


Sasuke's fingers went for the ties on his shirt and he fumbled with the knot for a few seconds before finally unlacing himself. He left the silky material slide off his shoulders and pool around his feet, completely aware of a pair of two very interested blue eyes taking in his every move.

Next he unzipped his pants and pushed them slowly down his hips, finally kicking them off into the corner. Naruto's eyebrows rose as he discovered that Sasuke was apparently going commando that day.

"You kinky bastard," he said, admiringly.

Sasuke blushed and held his hands awkwardly in front of him, trying to hide his obvious erection. "Shut up, asshole," he growled.

"Oh don't be so uptight," Naruto laughed, pulling Sasuke towards him with the hand not holding on to the banana and giving him a soft kiss on the lips. Sasuke relaxed into the kiss and tried to concentrate on the warmth of Naruto's body and the way a calloused hand was suddenly palming his right buttock instead of his own embarrassment.

The kiss deepened and soon both boys tongues were fighting for dominance, thrusting and licking and biting their way into the other's mouth like it was claimable territory. Sasuke found himself moaning openly as fingers dug into his ass and he broke the kiss, leaning back to look at Naruto's face.

"Show me what you want," he gasped and Naruto stared at him a few moments before giving and solemn nod and gently putting pressure on Sasuke's shoulders until the black-haired boy was kneeling before him.


Afterwards, Sasuke leaned back, watching with satisfied eyes as Naruto slumped against the wall, shuddering and gasping for air.

"Fuck wow," Naruto groaned, and Sasuke silently agreed.

The noises that the blond had made were intensely arousing and he had been as hard as a rock ever since he had walked into the apartment. Sasuke wondered if he should wait for Sakura as planned, or whether there was enough time for a round two. Naruto's lips had looked pretty great wrapped around that banana. Sasuke was willing to bet that they'd look even better wrapped around him.

But the question was made moot because no sooner had Sasuke made a suggestive gesture towards his own erection, than Sakura walked through the door with a bowl of cherries and a small container of melted dark chocolate in her hands.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto squeaked, trying to hide his privates with his hands while Sasuke snickered off to the side. "Um, this isn't…we were just…ah, well, you see—"

"Shut up Naruto," Sakura said, cheerfully, as she deposited her food items on the coffee table. "I see you guys started without me. Guess I was right, eh Sasuke-kun?"

"You were right," Sasuke admitted, rolling his eyes. "Don't rub it in."

"But I want to," Sakura said, a mock pout on her face. She knelt down beside Sasuke and gave him a friendly grope. Naruto's eyes just about bugged out of his face.

"Rub it in, that is. Or off," she teased, a wicked leer on her face that would rival even Jiraiya at his worst.

Naruto pinched himself just to make sure he hadn't somehow fallen asleep and was dreaming.

"Uh, Sakura-chan are you…that is, do you uh…"

"Want to fuck both of you?" she finished brightly. "Or, more accurately, want both of you to fuck me? Yeah, I do."

Naruto choked and look at Sasuke, but there was no help for him in that corner. In fact, the way Sasuke was currently rubbing himself was the antithesis of help. Plus it made Naruto's dick twitch in interest again.

"But Sakura-chan—"

Sakura crawled over and plunked herself in Naruto's lap, smiling when he gave a startled groan.

"Do you have a problem with that kind of arrangement, Naruto?"

"No, nuh uh, no way, no problems here," Naruto announced, deciding that if this was a dream it was the best one he ever had and he was going to go with it.


A hour later, Naruto rolled off to the side , his arm plopping carelessly into the discarded tub of chocolate. Sakura sighed and curled up under Sasuke's arm, hooking her legs around Naruto's so that she could remain connected to both her boys.

Sasuke sprawled flat on his back, his eyes staring at the ceiling of Naruto's apartment. He thought that later on he might be embarrassed about his nakedness, the chocolate in his hair, the fluids sticking to his thighs. For now, though, he was too tired to be embarrassed.

"…So…" Naruto began, and Sasuke groaned at the sound of his voice. 'How can the idiot still have enough energy to speak?' "Dare I ask what brought that on?"

"Shut up, idiot," Sasuke said, closing his eyes.

Naruto chuckled at his friend's—lover's?—sulky tone. "Guess that's a 'no'. How about this: will this ever happen again?"

"It might if you shut up for five seconds, dumb-ass."

Sakura giggled and thanked the stars that they were both too exhausted to fight. Boys. They couldn't even do post-coital hazes without snapping at each other. She rolled a bit on her side, captured Naruto's jaw in her hand and brought his lips to his. After a decent amount of time, she shifted around and did the same to Sasuke. Both boys fell silent, dazed looks on their faces.

"There," Sakura chuckled, "it works for both of you. Haruno Sakura's ultimate shut-up-your-team-mates technique! Kisu-no-jutsu!"

"Sakura-chan," Naruto whined, "If I weren't so tired, I'd tickle you right now."

"I'd help," Sasuke grumbled.

"Me too," came a familiar voice from the front entrance, which made all three members of Team Seven start in surprise.

'Oh crap. Please don't let it be…'

"Yo," Kakashi said, giving a little wave. He so enjoyed the way his adorable and irritating little students' eyes widened in absolute horror. "Sorry I'm late, but it looks like you all kept yourselves busy without me. Sakura, you should put a blanket on or something. You'll catch cold."

Sakura squeaked and tried to cover herself with her hands. Sasuke reached for the shirt he had discarded and tossed it to her and she put it on, shooting him a guilty but grateful smile.

"I don't suppose there's any food for me," Kakashi mused as he took in the mussed and very naked appearance of his students.

"Um…sorry, I didn't think you would be coming tonight," Sakura mumbled, certain that her face was going to stay permanently red at this rate.

"Here you go Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said, offering up the rest of the cherries with a smile.

Kakashi looked and them, then at Sakura and Sasuke who were avoiding his gaze. His visible eyebrow raised and he nodded to himself.

"That's a very nice offer Naruto but I'm going to have to pass. Iruka would kill me if I interrupted you guys anymore tonight anyway," he said.


"Don't stay up to late. We have early morning training tomorrow. I expect you there at 6:00," Kakashi said as he walked out the door, closing it behind him with a sharp bang.

"Weirdo," Naruto muttered. "Oh well, more for us!"

Sakura shot Saskue a smile as Naruto popped a few of the leftover cherries in his mouth, and Sasuke gave her a smirk in return. The plan worked. They were geniuses.


Over the next few weeks, it wasn't surprising to see Team Seven together; Naruto with both arms around his team mates, dragging them somewhere, usually with a fruity food item in hand.

Naruto was currently cornering the market on fresh produce and the other villagers grumbled over what one boy could possibly want with so much fruit. Naruto's energy seemed back to normal, and he was his old bouncy, hyper-active self, if a little more so now that he had finally gotten his heart's desire. However, his two team mates seemed to deplete in energy almost as much as Naruto had gained, and Tsunade finally called them once more into her office with concern.

"What's wrong with you guys?" she asked. "I can see that you've successfully completed your mission to get Naruto to change his diet, so it can't be that. Have you been neglecting your own vitamin C intake while you've been concerned with Naruto's?"

"We eat just as much fruit as the dumb-ass," Sasuke snorted, crossing his arms defensively.

"Then what's the problem?"

Sakura wiped and tired hand over her eyes and sighed. "Our plan worked a little too well it seems. We underestimated Naruto's libido. Now every time he sees a piece of fruit he gets…well…"

"Horny," Sasuke supplied in his usual blunt manner.

Sakura blushed. "Yeah. So now, whenever we pass the marketplace, both Sasuke and I get dragged home to have uh…"


"We haven't slept more then five hours for days!"

"Try three, he wakes me up first."

Tsunade frowned. "Do you want me to talk to him?"

"Nah, we can handle it," Sakura said with a jaw-cracking yawn. "The novelty will wear off in a few days and things will get back to normal."

"If you say so," Tsunade said, sounding doubtful.

All of a sudden, an orange and blonde blur swirled through the room and stopped in front of Sakura and Sasuke.

"Hey, hey you guys, where have you been?" Naruto panted, breathlessly. "I was looking all over for you! Listen, Fuzzy-brows found a box of oranges in his cupboard and he's been giving them out to anyone. Don't they look good?"

He waved the orange fruit under Sasuke's nose and the black-haired boy smothered a groan and pushed him away.

"Idiot, we're busy talking to Tsunade right now."

"Aw, but I'm huuungry," Naruto whined. "Tsunade-baachan won't mind if I steal you away for some lunch, right?"

The other two ninjas pleaded with their eyes but Tsunade only smiled sweetly at them.

"You did say you could handle it by yourselves," she reminded them.

Both Sakura and Sasuke glared daggers at their Hokage as they were dragged by the arm out the door by a grinning Naruto. As they exited the room, Tsunade raised her voice and yelled, "You can come out now, you old pervert."

Jiraiya slunk into the room from where he had been perched on the balcony, weeping tears of joy.

"This will be the best issue of Icha Icha EVER," he cackled, rubbing his hands together.

"Don't drool on the carpet," Tsunade said. "And you'd better hope Kakashi never notices that you're writing about his students or the only use you'll be is as a pincushion."

"I'm always carefully," Jiraiya retorted. "I'll change the names: how does 'Baruto', 'Matsuke', and 'Takura' sound?"

"Oh god, you're a dead man," Tsunade groaned, burying her head in her hands.

Out in the hall they could here the indignant squawk of Uchiha Sasuke being groped and then the smack of a fist against a blond head, and both sannin members smiled. History apparently did not have to repeat itself and Konoha's children had finally found out where they belonged. Everything else could wait.



AN: I hope you enjoyed "A Better Fox Trap." Any commentary would be much appreciated.