Disclaimer: Belongs to JK Rowling. Just mucking around.
If he makes any noise one more time. Just one more time, I will kick him out. He was disturbing the peace of the store. This was supposed to be a quiet place, not a bloody laugh a minute joke shop, Hermione thought to herself.
"That's it!" Hermione exclaimed, she started storming over to the shelves trying to locate her very annoying boyfriend.
Hermione rounded the last shelf, and there he was, he had his back to her, and was looking over some book.
"Fred!" Hermione whispered fiercely, he spun around, placing the book behind him, "What are you doing? You have to be quiet in here."
"Sorry love," Fred said sheepishly, "I didn't realise I was being loud."
"Just keep it down, you'll have to leave otherwise," her curiosity got the better of her, "What were you reading anyway?"
Fred gave her a wolfish grin, "I don't think you want to read it love."
"I'm sure I would, I can read virtually anything," Hermione said matter of factly, "Show me the book."
"I really don't think you'd want to read it."
"Just show me the darn book Fredrick."
"Ooh, if you're sure," he laughed, reaching behind himself, and bringing forward the book.
Hermione reached forward, and impatiently wrenched the book from his fingers. She let out a gasp when she saw what it was.
"You can't read this here!"
"Well...uh...what if a little kid came along, and saw it. I don't think their parents would appreciate you opening their eyes to this kind of stuff!"
"What about your eyes? Do they need to be opened?" Fred said moving to stand right in front of her.
"No, you've opened them plenty before now." Hermione started to feel a bit uncomfortable with how close he was standing to her, in her workplace. "Maybe you should go back to the shop...and I'll come by when I've finished up here."
"Alright then," he said, "I'll see you later then," he finished before giving her a very possessive kiss that made her hair stand on end.
"See you then," she said breathlessly.
Fred just grinned at her before he walked away.
Hermione took a deep breath, and placed the book back on the shelf.
For the next twenty minutes Hermione tried to focus on her work, but she kept on thinking back to the book that Fred had been reading. Not that they needed a book like that, but it would certainly make things more interesting.
Ten minutes later, she gave up trying to think about other things, and just decided to get the book. Making sure the store was empty, she heading over to the 'adult' section, and quickly located the book. Casting a furtive glance around once more, seeing no-one, she grabbed it and rushed to the register, quickly ringing in the transaction and putting the book in her bag.
Give Fred a nice surprise tonight it would. Best to keep him on his toes.