I know this is dumb, but bear with me. It just came to me today and I decided to post it, if you guys don't like it, I'll delete it or something.

I don't own naruto, but enjoy my humor anyways!

"Wait, Ino! Hold on a minute! I said I wasn't ready!" Shikamaru yelled, trying to escape from his blonde, smirking assailant.

"No, wait, stop it, get off of me, Ino!" He cried, as she straddled him.

"Honestly, Shikamaru, Chouji gave in, why are you being so difficult!" Ino cried as she forced his hands above his head, tying one to the post of the bed and holding the other down with her knee.

"Chouji's a softie! Just wait! I changed my mind! I don't want to do this now!"

"The more you squirm, the more it's going to hurt, you know." He said calmly, pinching his earlobe between her fingers.


"Ow! Did it bleed, am I bleeding?" He asked franticly, removing his hand from under her leg and touching his ear.

"No, there's no blood. I told you it wasn't that big of a deal, practically painless." Ino chided, sitting up and smoothing her now frazzled hair.

"Honestly, Shikamaru, you're such a baby.." She flicked him on the forehead.

"Now she just has to do the other one." Chouji added with a smirk.

Ino sighed and rolled up her sleeves and Shikamaru's eyes went wide.

"Wait, we're doing both of them?" He squeaked.

The ordeal set off again, with a little less drama this time around. Ino stood and admired her handiwork, two perfect silver hoops, both positioned correctly, despite her victim's constant fidgeting.

"Honestly, you act like you're the only boy to ever get your ears pierced." Ino sighed, watching him finger the delicate rings, a blush creeping to his cheeks.

"Yeah, it wasn't that bad, actually."

I know, i know, dumb. I got the idea from watching my friend gauge her ears. She was so determined, she had someone else do it, and was like, 'Don't stop until they're in!' It was funny...for me. So I decided to write a similar thing and here you go!

I'd like reviews, but I won't blame you if you don't...