Well, it's another day and I'm watching Toonami on
I find myself outside a restaurant and I see the girls inside, "What's going on here?"
"Are you alright?"
someone asks me.
"No thanks, Darien," I reply and walk inside the restaurant.
"I saw him talking to another girl!" Serena shrieks and she runs at me, "how do you know Darien!"
"I've seen him on TV," I tell her.
"I didn't know he was on TV."
"You too, Serena."
"I'm on TV?!
"And which side would that be, Serena?" Raye cracks.
I smile, "I'm serious, all you girls are on TV."
Ami bites her lip and covers her
face with a menu.
"I think I'm lost," I say, "I seem to have been well, sucked into the TV."
Ami's watch starts beeping, "Um, I think we'd better get going."
"Right," Serena nods.
"Trouble for the scouts?" I ask.
"How did you know we," Mina begins, "Oh, I mean, what?"
"I know you're the sailor scouts," I tell
They run out and I follow them, trying not to be
Mimette calls to her monster, "hey, I see someone, get her heart!"
"Uh-oh!" I gasp, "She's seen me!"
"It's that girl from the restaurant," Sailor Mercury recalls, "run for it!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" I shout and begin running.
"Leave her alone!" Sailor Jupiter snarls at the monster, "Sparkling Wide Pressure!"
I wasn't sure what happened next.
"Y'know," I gasp, "you guys look even more
stupid in person!"
Sailor Mercury comes to my aid, "you alright?"
"I'm fine, Mercury," I say.
"I am?" she blushes.
"I'll tell you later.
Sailor Moon is frozen.
"Hey!" I run up to her, "forgive me." And I slap her across the face.
"Why didn't I think of that?" Mars mumbles.
"What the, hey, what's going on?" she asks.
"Listen Sailor Moon," I tell her, "as the
leader of the Sailor Scouts and future Queen of the Moon, you've got to get
"You're lucky to be a sailor scout.
I wasn't sure what happened after that, but I feel something
warm across my forehead and then some light falls down on me.
"She's got the birthmark," Sailor Moon said.
"I hope not," I mumble to myself.
"A dancer huh," the speaker monster says,
"let me give you some music to dance to!"
"Fine with me!" I do a few jazz turns to the speaker, "Moon Jazz Kick!" I kick the monster back.
"Broken Note!" the monster throws a shower of broken notes my way.
"Moon Spin Defense!" I do a bunch of tight spins and the notes bounce off a force field surrounding me.
"Wow, she's pretty good," Venus says.
I continue to dance and the more
I dance, the louder the speaker plays and I start to wear it out.
"It's getting tired," Mercury notes, "Sailor Moon, now's your chance!"
I stop spinning and duck as
Sailor Moon unleashes her attack behind me.
"Partying is such sweet sorrooowwwwww!" the monster cries out as she disappears.
"You Sailor Brats!" Mimette cries, "I'll be back!"
"Well," I say, placing my hands on my hips, "She sure ended on a bad note!"
"What's your name?" Lita asks me.
"Haley, and you're Lita," I tell her before she can introduce herself.
"We need to find away for
you to get back home," Ami says.
"Yeah, through my TV."
"Can you take Serena with you?" Raye asks.
"Raye!" Serena snarls.
I cover my mouth and giggle.
"We can get Sailor Pluto to help you," Ami says.
Sailor Pluto appears, as if she heard us talking. "I can bring you back to your home."
"How?" I ask, "click my heals and say, 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home'?"
"Just focus on my garnet
rod," Pluto says.
I turn the TV off, "I watch
too much TV.