I don't on Tenchi Muyo, or Tenchi Universe…whatever series.
I'm watching a Tenchi series, I think it is Tenchi in Tokyo because everyone's at the Musaki shrine except Tenchi and Ayeka's going nuts.
Sasami's making dinner and it makes me a little hungry so I
go to make a CPB&GJ sandwich: Creamy peanut butter and Grape
"Oh man!!" I mutter, "My milk!
Next think I know I'm going through this strange tunnel, my
sandwich still in my hand.
"Hello?" I run up to the front door and start knocking, "hello?"
Tenchi's grandfather answers, "Hello, young lady.
"I'm not here to see Tenchi!" I shout, "I'm just, well, lost!"
"Tell her to go away!" Ayeka screams, "I'm the only woman for Tenchi!"
"Oh please," I say as I roll my eyes, "let me just speak to Washuu."
"Don't lie, you're here to break me up with Tenchi!" she accuses me.
"Ayeka," I say, "you're not the only woman for Tenchi."
Ryoko appears beside me, her arm dangling on my shoulder,
"She's right, Ayeka." Ryoko takes my sandwich out of my hand at takes
a bite out of it.
"Hey!" I shout, "That's mine!"
"You want it back?" she asks.
"Not anymore! Ugh!"
Miohshi walks up and greets me with a smile, "oh,
"Thanks, Miohshi!" I thank her as I walk in.
"You know my name! Are you a physic?"
"There's a stranger in the house!" Kiyone screams and she pushes me against a wall and begins searching for me.
"I'm clean!" I shout, "I'm not carrying anything on me illegal?"
"Oh yeah, what's this?" she asks, pulling my driver's license out of my pocket.
"My driver's license," I tell her, "I need that to drive!"
"This doesn't look like you," she gasps, "a fake ID!"
"Oh, give that back!" I snarl, "it is too me," I look at it and look at myself in the mirror, "see, what the!"
My ID looks the same it did at home but I didn't.
"I'm, I'm, an anime character!"
"See, she admits it!" Kiyone says, "she's an anime…what? What's an anime character?"
"I'm what you are!" I tell her, "You all are anime characters."
"What's all the noise?" Washu demands, "I'm working on a VERY important assignment you know!"
"Miss Washu!" I run to her and start to shake her
hands, "I was suddenly transported here, can you help me?
"Well, I'm flattered---what?
"This is a show," I tell her.
"Send her someplace very bad, Miss Washu!" Ayeka tells her.
"Hey!" I shout, "I'm not going any where near
Tenchi!" I walk up to her and place my hands on my hips, "why can't
you be more like Ryoko?
"I like how this girl thinks," Ryoko smiles and
leans beside me.
"You think Tenchi belongs with Ryoko?"
"No, of course not!
"Hey, what's the big idea," Ryoko growls. "I thought you were on my side!"
"He's falling in love with that girl he met at school…what's her name, Sakuya!" I tell them, "if you care for Tenchi, you'll give him some space."
"Get her!" Ayeka screams.
"In here!" Washu pulls me into her lab and I can hear the others banging on the door. "Okay, my dear, I'll help you but there's one thing I have to---"
"Yes, I'll call you," I clasp my hands and hold them close to my face, "'Little Washuuuuu!'"
"Good girl, in you go," she brings me into a giant sphere.
"In there?" I mumble.
"I just want to run a few tests," she says.
"My girl, I'm a genius," Washu reminds me.
I climb inside and these things claps over my ankles and wrists, "Um, Little Washu, is this going to hurt?"
"Not much," she replies. "Now just
"Interesting," Washu says as she brings up a
picture of myself in the real world and how I look now, "you have separate
"America," I tell her, "You see, this is a
show made by Japanese Animators.
"Your brainwaves do look pretty animated," she
"Oh, I watch anime, write stories, surf the web…."
"I see," she says.
"That didn't sound right!" I shout, "You're not going to kill me, are you Li--"
I end up back home and I fall upon my couch.