Author's note: I'm sorry this is not a proper update, but I've been missing for so long I felt I should let any readers that care know that I'm still alive. And so is the story! It will remain alive until it dies, obviously, at which point I will delete it. So as long as the story hasn't been deleted, don't lose hope.
Right now, I have half of the next chapter finished…Just bear with me while I finish it. Thanks everyone.