Hi all,

Welcome to TPY, otherwise known as Totally Pointless Yaoi. (Kind of redundant for those of us who know the meaning of Yaoi) Anyhow, this is my repository for all my stories that never quite made it to full plot. In other words discarded ideas, one shots, and other pieces that I just didn't feel deserved full fleshing and strong backgrounds.

You may come in contact with pieces or paragraphs that seem familiar to you. In this case please be sure to wash your hands after wards and contact a doctor in case of swelling to the groin or milky white discharge. ;)

If you do see something that feels like I used it in another story, you're probably right. Sometimes I write a line or a scene that I am particularly proud of and feel it worth keeping for use later. A lot of these one scene pieces are just for practice, getting the feel of a situation or new character before I devote my time to what usually ends up as months of work and toil for me.

Never the less, I would advise you to bare in mind the nature of most of my pieces when you read this. To be blunt I'm fucking tired to telling people not to read this shit if they can't handle it! Any flames I receive will be submitted to the Flaming Pit at my website for endless ridicule and torment. BURN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS BURN BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

At the top of each story I will post a series of letters specifically made to tell you what to watch out for should you insist upon reading my work. Bellow is a quick show of what they all mean.

O-Original Characters

S-Series Characters

T-Toys

B-Bondage

D-Domination

TE-Teasing

SM-Sadomasochism

DR-Dream Sequence

YA-Yaoi

AU-Alternate Universe

BF-Bodily Fluids

RP-Role Playing

MO-Multiple Orgasms

FS-Furry Sex

OR-Oral

WS-Weird Shit

IAC-Insane Amounts of Cuteness

OPC-Other Peoples Characters

BUK-Bukakkae

BLD-Blood

DIA-Dialogue

GRP-Group Sex

MAS-Masturbation

VOY-Voyeurism

RIM-Rimming

FUT-Future

HUM-Humiliation

NAGA-(half reptilian) sex

TORT-Torture

SHIP-Shipping

FIST-Fisting

SPNK-Spankings

MPREG-Male Pregnancy

TENT –Tentacle Sex

Besides this I feel I must remind you all that Aladdin and Company are property of Disney and Buena Vista Corporation. I do not own any of them in the least and am making no money off this venture. However any characters I invented are my property. I don't mind you using them just please drop me a line and tell me what you did so I am not forced to hunt you down and Spam you mercilessly.

Enjoy and Happy Yaoing,

Lynn Osburn