The Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality
You don't want to know why I did this!
Summary: Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven't finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! It also involves some abuse of Bloom.
Disclaimer: Brandon beating Timmy on Jeopardy- file that under things that will never happen
Dedication: Anyone who is still reading my stories.
The law of floating: Just because you're not supposed to be floating doesn't mean that you can't
Brandon (Up in the air) So true (Crashes on Bloom) Ow!
Bloom: (rubs her head) I can't believe you didn't watch where you were landing!
Well, no one said it would be permanent
The law of gravity: It is entirely possible to levitate
Brandon: (Leaps into the air and stays there) Whoa! Cool!
The second law of gravity: Even if it's just a foot off the bed
Brandon: (seven inches from his bed) Al...most… there!
The law of clothing: You can be freezing wearing a strapless dress, but the moment you transform into your Winx outfit you're warm as toast.
(Places the Winx girls in the Artic Circle)
Stella: Oh yeah! (transforms into her Winx outfit) Yes it worked!
The second law of clothing: Even if the Winx outfit is less than what you were wearing.
Musa: (Transforms into her Winx outfit) Yep that's the facts
The law of bad guys: The more evil you are, the more cliché your behavior is.
Icy: oh shut up! (Thank you Duckie)
The law of being engaged: Even if you are engaged you will still find someone you are more attracted to.
Diaspro: That is so not fair!
Bloom: Oh shut up!
The Law of Girlfriends part one: It is perfectly acceptable to lie to your girlfriend.
Guys: Oh hell yeah!
Girls: Where did you get that from?
The Law of Girlfriends part two: Even if you lie to your girlfriend she will eventually forgive you
Sky and Brandon: Thank El!
The Law of Girlfriends part three: Even if you were lying about your identities and being engaged.
Layla: That is just plain stupid!
This has been part one of Winx Club Twisted reality Stay tuned for part two coming soon and please review