Author's Notes: Ehehe, I finally updated! Enjoy!
Chapter 6 – I Found Daddy!
"Mommy, the blind man is gay!"
Tenten was horrified. Neji…was gay? How could this be?
Sasuke looked at his 'mother' and frowned. "Mommy, are you okay?"
The weapon mistress had her head down and was trembling.
Itachi frowned as well. "Mother, is there something wrong?"
With that, Tenten burst into tears and ran back to her room.
Sasuke glared at Neji. "You're so mean! You made Mommy cry!"
Neji glared back. "No, I didn't!"
"Well, she IS crying right now, and you can't see it because you're blind!"
"I'M NOT BLIND!"
The two prodigies looked at the owner of the voice and gulped.
Tenten was standing by Itachi, raging with anger. "NEJI, BUY ME SOME ICE CREAM, YOU GAY WAD!"
Then, the tone of her voice instantly changed, when she turned to Sasuke. "Sasuke, be a good boy and go play…"
Her voice sounded so sweet that a vein popped from Neji's head.
"Why are you so nice to him?"
"AM I TALKING TO YOU, GAY FREAK?"
"WELL, YOU ARE NOW, AND I'M NOT BUYING YOU ICE CREAM!"
Again, Tenten started to cry again. "Waaahhhhh…all I wanted was some ice cream!"
Then suddenly, a guy in a green leotard burst into the room. Yup, you guessed it…
"YOSH!" Lee shouted and did a good guy pose. "WHAT IS WRONG, BEAUTIFUL FLOWER?"
Tenten looked up and saw Lee.
His hair was as long as Neji's and he had eye bags underneath his eyes.
"Daddy, you're here!" Sasuke ran up to Lee and hugged him. "Daddy, I missed you!"
Everyone was utterly speechless. Itachi ran to the bathroom to vomit, Neji was pissed, and Tenten's jaw dropped to the ground.
Lee gave Sasuke a thumbs-up and his teeth pinged, twitching. 'EW, EW, EW, EW…' the taijutsu master thought.
Sasuke broke their hug and examined Lee's face. "Daddy, what's wrong?"
"W-What, Sasu-suke? There's n-nothing wro-wrong," Lee stuttered.
"But, Daddy, you don't look so good."
Finally, Lee blew it. "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HUGGED A GUY! MY PRECIOUS YOUTH HAS BEEN SOILED!"
"Hey! Daddy doesn't say youth! You're a fake! You're not my Daddy!" Sasuke yelled.
"BUT I LOVE MY YOUTH!"
"Daddy hates youth! He hates sunshine and happiness!"
"MY YOUTH IS BEATIFUL, AND I AM YOUR FATHER!"
"Then kiss Mommy!"
Lee went silent at Sasuke's statement. He then turned his face to Tenten.
"I…I…I can't do it! Forgive me, Tenten, but I can't help you anymore!"
Lee scrammed out of Tenten's house and took a long hot shower in his own home to cleanse himself.
Sasuke stared at Tenten for a long while before saying, "Mommy, when will I see Daddy?"
Tenten looked at him and sighed. "Sasuke, I have to tell you something. The thing is you're actually-"
She was cut off by Itachi…with a kiss.
"You'll be seeing Daddy very soon Sasuke," he said after breaking the kiss.
Tenten turned red, while Neji turned green with envy.
Tenten was doing some laundry, when Itachi came into the room.
"Tenten…that's your name right?" Itachi started, helping her with the big load she was carrying.
"Yes, that's my name so you better remember," Tenten said, allowing him to take the load for her.
After a few minutes, they were almost done with the last load of laundry.
Tenten put the soap powder in the washing machine and closed it.
"Finally, we're almost done," she said while stretching.
Itachi smiled slightly and kneeled down before her. Tenten's eyes widened.
"Uhmm…Tenten, will you…"
Wahahahaah! I'm evil! I know that it was boring, but I'll try to make the next chapter better. Anyway sorry for the long wait! Please review!