Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


Morning had arrived in Konohagakure waking up the citizens in its awake. People started coming out from their homes to do their usual respective business while birds continually chirped a soothing melody around them. Yep, everything was going on as usual like a routine…

Well, except for two people.

A pink-haired, green eyed kunoichi groggily moaned and woke up with a throbbing headache. She didn't know what the reason was but she knew that it was a major hang over. She slowly opened her eyes and her vision was a little bit vague but when her vision cleared, she looked around and noticed that she was in her own room.

She sat up and yawned while stretching her arms and feet and her head was still throbbing. After a while, she noticed that she felt cold and worn out so she held the blanket close to her, thinking that she would rather be in bed. She was still not aware of what's going on at the moment.

"Dammit." She cursed, and looked down.

Instantly, she felt mortified.

She was naked.

'What the hell? I'm a hundred percent sure that I don't go to sleep naked!'

After a while of whacking her head pondering of why the hell she was naked, something disturbing happened that took her out of her trance.

Something was moving beside her.

And as expected from a ninja, she quickly pulled out a kunai while holding the blanket close to her chest. Her trained eyes staring at the anonymous person with one hand gripped tightly on a kunai. She decided that she's going to beat the hell out of this person, whoever it may be.

The person moaned and much to her own surprise, the voice felt familiar. The person had the blanket over his face so she still couldn't see of who the menace was but she was sure that she has heard of that voice before.

And the person's hand appeared, pushing the blanket down from his face, revealing his identity. His head was throbbing as well.

And the next thing Sakura knew, she felt like blood was drained out of her face. Her eyes grew in horror and her mouth was agape, truly flabbergasted.

A blood curling scream echoed throughout Konoha.


"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S THE MATTER!" The person immediately sat up while looking around the room. Sakura's heart skipped a beat as the person and Sakura interlocked gazes.


"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" Both of them yelled in horror while pointing each other. Okay, there is a lot of screaming going on in here but who could blame them?

"MY BED! HELLO! THIS IS MY ROOM!" Sakura screeched furiously at him, while stepping out of the bed and yanking the blanket off the person, revealing his—manhood. Sakura grew even paler.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY INNOCENT MIND! SCARRED FOREVER!" Sakura screamed even more as she turned around and closed her eyes tightly. Because of too much screaming, Sakura's headache worsened but that's the least of her problems. The man immediately took a pillow and made it as a cover.

"What the fuck am I doing here!" The man hissed, practically embarrassed and confused. The equally puzzled kunoichi stared at him.

"Huh? You mean you don't know what's going on here as well?"

The man sighed in relief. Finally, she stopped screaming. He swore his ear drums were close to bleeding and that was the worst high-pitched scream he had ever heard. What was he doing here in the first place and did he and Sakura… you know…?

'I'm scarred for life!'

"Well duh, if I would've known, I shouldn't have asked." He replied dully while eyeing his clothing that were scattered across the floor. He noticed that his breath smelled richly of alcohol. He saw Sakura holding a kunai as he glanced at her.

"You weren't thinking of killing me earlier, were you?"

"OF COURSE! I WAS NAKED AND SOMEONE WAS BESIDE ME! WHAT DO YOU THINK!" Sakura responded angrily. She started screaming again. How could that dobe and that perverted Jounin handle such a loud mouth?



A.N.: Hehe, I've been DYING to post this one. Just popped into my mind. I just love NejiXSakuXSasu stories…