"I Need My Heroes"
By mermaid2bseeker

A parody of "I Need A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler

Disclaimer: Don't own Atlantis, or the wonderfully hot Sheppard, or the wonderfully caustic McKay. Wish I did though.

Where have all the Ancients gone and where are ZPMs?
Where's the dynamic duo to fight the coming wraith?
Isn't there two white knights driving puddlejumpers?
The wraith tricked them into helping and now they're heading to Earth

I need my Sheppard
I holding out for my Sheppard till the new season starts
He cannot be dead and he cannot be gone
He had to have survived the fight
I need my McKay
The wraith took him and are taunting him along the way
He's gonna survive and he will take revenge
Cause his ego is larger than life
Larger than life

Somewhere in Pegasus
In my favorite city
Somewhere just beyond my reach
The two hottest guys are waiting
Racing through outer space and rising from the sea
If the city came back why can't those two guys come back, too

I need my McKay
My whiny, petty, arrogant, bad with people McKay
He's gotta be smart, and he's gotta think fast
And gotta get off the wraith ship
I need my Sheppard
I pray that he survived his fighter explosion cause
He is an intergalactic babe magnet
And his hair is larger than life
Larger than life

In the great city, neath the heavens above
and where the mainland meets the sea
I can swear that there's someone somewhere watching me.
Through the siege and the nanovirus
And the storm and the flood
I can feel their approach like a fire in my blood

I need my Sheppard
I holding out for my Sheppard till the new season starts
He cannot be dead and he cannot be gone
He had to have survived the fight
I need my McKay
The wraith took him and are taunting him along the way
He's gonna survive and he will take revenge
Cause his ego is larger than life
Larger than life

I need my McKay
My whiny, petty, arrogant, bad with people McKay
He's gotta be smart, and he's gotta think fast
And gotta get off the wraith ship
I need my Sheppard
I pray that he survived his fighter explosion cause
He is an intergalactic babe magnet
And his hair is larger than life
Larger than life

A/N: Review please. I crave sustanence.