Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Oh boy, why am I bothering to revive this crap? Oh that's right, because I actually want to make it better and actually unique, even though certain copy pasta parts are still in it because I'm too lazy to actually change them. Oh well, at least future chapters of this will actually be forced to be unique. That's something, right? ...right?
Author's Note: Ta-da! I looked at several funny adventures of the Super Smash Brothers, so I thought I'd do a fanfic about them going to my favorite vacation spot: Universal Orlando! It's gonna be filled with laughs, action, and thrill, so be sure to check it out more often as you are reading this! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: The Super Smash Brothers crew and the Pokemon anime characers belong to Nintendo, The Sonic gang belong to SEGA, the Banjo-Kazooie gang belong to Rareware, the Spongebob Squarepants characters belong to Nickelodeon, and Peppy Ankylosaurus, Chad the Charmander, and Dr. Hoshi belong to AHUDSHJDFHJFVDHJDSNFHFSDHD fuck this story seriously go read better ones. Stop reading this, damn it.
Arceus was in the headquarters of the Seaside Hillsters in the middle of Seaside Hill, being on the rooftop alongside his own R.O.B., with Dry Bowser, Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha all in front of a giant rainbow colored warp portal that Arceus created.
"So, you can tell that I need you guys to travel in time for this particular reason," Arceus started as he moved his head about.
Dry Bowser folded his skeletal arms as he sighed. "Damn it, Master Hand, the reasoning for this better be good."
Toadette nodded as she moved her arms about, complaining. "Yeah! I had to stop eating Dry Bowser's yummy pancakes for this."
Silver waved his hands at Arceus as he shook his head. "It's no use trying to argue. The thing is, what is it that it requires all of us?" He asked.
Petey mumbled in agreement as he moved his big, green leaves about.
Arceus chuckled as he tilted his head upward. "Oh, you're about to find out..." He hinted, with the group looking at each other oddly as Arceus continued chuckling.
The Smashers Go To Universal Orlando!
It was a typical warm, sunny day in the heart of Nintendo City. The smasher's mansion, located at 1000 Nintendo Lane, was teaming with life and greatness, for it was home of the most famous Nintendo characters. But, the typical warm, sunny day would turn into the Super Smash Brothers' greatest adventure...to the greatest theme park resort in the world.
Peppy Ankylosaurus, a yellow sturdy Ankylosaurus from Dinosaur Land, has been friends with Yoshi, one of the original Smash Brothers, for years. He and Yoshi always did things together, but today was one day that neither one would forget.
"Hey Yoshi... lookie what I got!" Peppy shouted to Yoshi, as he sowed Yoshi several brightly colored passes.
Yoshi looked at the passes, and then it caught his attention. "Hey now...are those passes to Universal Studios?" He asked.
Peppy smiled as he nodded. "That's right. I found them near my computer a few days back while I was cleanin'. We can use this as our way to go on vacation for the summer!" He explained.
Yoshi scratched the back of his head. "But Peppy...what about the others?"
"Now don't you worry, Yoshi," Peppy said, as he patted Yoshi on the back. We'll bring them along, too. Hell, let's make it a BIIIIIIIG trip. I'm gonna ask Dr. Hoshi to invite the Sonic crew, the Spongebob crew, and the Pokemon crew too."
"As well as the Banjo-Kazooie crew?" Yoshi suggested.
Peppy nodded. "Yep."
Yoshi just shook his head in surprise. "Golly."
"Riveting dialogue we're having." Peppy lambasted.
Yoshi placed his hands behind his back. "You say that as if we have any defining character, which clearly we don't."
Peppy nodded again. "Anyway, back on what I was saying. It's sorta a way to take a break from the craziness. I mean, look at the rest of them. They're arguing about two stupid car companies." Peppy then pointed to the main room below the two dinosaurs.
Most of the male smashers except Dr. Mario and Dr. Hoshi were fighting over which car company was better. There were even two sides: Toyota and Ford. Donkey Kong tossed a handful of barrels at the Toyota side, while Pikachu snuck some bombs into the Ford side. Several minutes later, the bomb egnited, and then...
Master Hand came down, alongside with Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser. He was EXTREMELY pissed. "THAT'S IT!" He shouted, "YOU WREAKED HAVOC ALL THE TIME, BUT THIS CUTS IT! ALL OF YOU ARE OUT OF THIS MANSION...FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mostly everyone screamed.
Dr. Mario ran in, loking around. "What's going on in here?"
"I'll tell you what," Master Hand said, angrily. "You're all out of this mansion for 4 months! That means you're out from June to September!"
"WHAT?" Dr. Mario shouted in disbelief. "That's inhuman!"
"Deal with it," Giga Bowser said.
Bowser slapped his forehead. "Ugh...how can we be so STUPID?"
Peach rolled her eyes. "It's your fault for starting the war in the first place, guys!"
The male smashers hanged their heads in shame as the females gave them a cold glare.
Yoshi turned to Peppy. "Heeeey... maybe now is your chance." He smirked, winking.
Peppy looked at the passes, and then he smiled. "Yoshi, that's it!"
"What's it?" Dr. Hoshi asked, approaching Peppy.
Both Yoshi and Peppy turned around to the purple Yoshisaurus, eager then ever.
"Everyone is out of the mansion for 4 months," Peppy says, as he shows Dr. Hoshi the passes, "And just in luck, I got passes for Universal Orlando that are useful!"
Dr. Hoshi's eyes widened with glee. "You...you...you mean...!"
Yoshi nodded excitedly. "Yep! We can go to Universal Studios!"
"YAHOO!" Dr. Hoshi shouted gleefully, being quite a shock.
Everyone else looked up at Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi. Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi all gulped and sweatdropped.
"Bad call, doc." Yoshi whispered to Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi frowned as he sighed, folding his arms while nodding his head. "I know, I know."
Several minutes later, all of the smashers including Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi were tossed out of the mansion.
Crazy Hand appeared outside the mansion door and said, "Remember: you're not coming back for 4 looooong months."
And with that, the giant glove slammed the door shut, leaving the smashers outside.
Peppy got up and appeared in front of everyone. "Guys...we're gonna go to the GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH!"
"But...what IS the greatest place on the Earth?" Roy asked.
"Is it Walt Disney World?" Marth asked.
Peppy frowned. "No..."
"Disneyland?" Peach suggested, blinking.
"No..." Peppy said, a bit annoyed.
Link walked up to Peppy, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Di-"
Peppy slapped his forehead. "NO! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WALT FREAKIN' DISNEY!" He shouted angrily.
"THEN WHAT?" The smashers except Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi yelled in annoyance.
Peppy showed them the passes. "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA!"
"GUH?" Everyone except Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, and even Bowser shouted in disbelief.
"Why are we going THERE?" Sheik moaned.
Peppy sighed. "Because it's a lot better than Disney."
Ness's jaw dropped. "How is ANYTHING BETTER than DISNEY?"
Peppy placed his hands on his hips. "Because it's Universal, duh!"
Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "Look, insted of just arguing, let's just go there and have some fun."
"Yeah," Bowser added, "Plus, we can pick up some of our other friends, too."
"Like who?" Snake asked.
Yoshi stood up as he rolled his right hand, trailing off, "Like Banjo, Kazooie, Sonic, Ash, May, Brock, Misty, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton...you know."
"Oh," Everyone except Yoshi, Bowser, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi mumbled.
"Then what the hell are we just standing here for?" Luigi laughed as he moved his arms about, "Let's go to Universal!"
"YEAH!" Everyone shouted, as they hopped into the Smash Bus and took off towards the airport.
Author's Note: Ta-da! I like saying that. Anyway, that's the start of the smashers' greatest vacation adventure ever! A-herm. Now, if you excused me, I got more exciting chapters to make! (Runs off)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Isn't it funny how this is less of a proper Super Smash Bros. and more of a random crossover because of the influx of Banjo-Kazooie and Spongebob Squarepants character? Yeah, kind of strange, isn't it?