Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Funny how events in real life turn out, huh?
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Oh boy, why am I bothering to revive this crap? Oh that's right, because I actually want to make it better and actually unique, even though certain copy pasta parts are still in it because I'm too lazy to actually change them. Keep in mind that this was just when Super Smash Brothers Brawl was shown off in its teaser trailer back in Spring 2006, so it feeling dated is to be expected, hence all the time travel mumbo jumbo and whatnot. Can't do much about it to inject new life in an old, stupid story like this. Oh well, at least future chapters of this will actually be forced to be unique. That's something, right? ...right?
Author's Note: Ta-da! I looked at several funny adventures of the Super Smash Brothers, so I thought I'd do a fanfic about them going to my favorite vacation spot: Universal Orlando! It's gonna be filled with laughs, action, and thrill, so be sure to check it out more often as you are reading this! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: The Super Smash Brothers crew and the Pokemon anime characters belong to Nintendo, The anthropomorphic animals from the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise belong to SEGA, the Banjo-Kazooie gang belong to Rareware, and by extension Microsoft, the Spongebob Squarepants characters belong to Nickelodeon, and Peppy Ankylosaurus, Chad the Charmander, and Dr. Hoshi belong to AHUDSHJDFHJFVDHJDSNFHFSDHD fuck this story seriously go read better ones. Or be willing to enjoy a hilarious train wreck at work.
Time Of Occurrence: Present Day
Arceus was in the headquarters of the Seaside Hillsters in the middle of Seaside Hill, being on the rooftop alongside his own R.O.B. unit, the time of day actually being night, specifically close to midnight, with Dry Bowser, Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha all in front of a giant rainbow colored warp portal that Arceus created, with Master Hand present alongside Arceus himself.
"So, you can tell that I need you guys to travel in time for this particular reason," Arceus started as he moved his head about.
Dry Bowser folded his skeletal arms as he sighed. "Damn it, Master Hand, the reasoning for this better be good."
Toadette nodded as she moved her arms about, complaining. "Yeah! I had to stop eating Dry Bowser's yummy pancakes for this."
"Well the reasoning is good, as you're about to find out from Arceus!" Master Hand stated as he snapped his fingers, disappearing, but not before saying, "Now if you excuse me, I got some urgent business to do..."
Silver waved his hands at Arceus as he shook his head. "It's no use trying to argue. The thing is, what is it that it requires all of us?" He asked.
Petey mumbled in agreement as he moved his big, green leaves about.
Arceus chuckled as he tilted his head upward. "Oh, you're about to find out..." He hinted, with the group looking at each other oddly as Arceus continued chuckling. "Have you heard of a place called... Universal Studios Florida?"
"...Yes, and I have a bad feeling about this..." Dry Bowser remarked as he and the others listened to what Arceus had to tell them, the Pokemon God being as deliberately on point as possible, for the fate of the universe was in stake...
The Smashers Go To Universal Orlando!
Time Of Occurrence: 2006
It was a typical warm, sunny day in the heart of Nintendo City. The smasher's mansion, located at 1000 Nintendo Lane, was teaming with life and greatness, for it was home of the most famous Nintendo characters. But, the typical warm, sunny day would turn into the Super Smash Brothers' greatest adventure... to the greatest theme park resort in the world.
...not that either the adventure of theme park where that great. For the most part.
Peppy Ankylosaurus, a yellow sturdy, stubborn Ankylosaurus from Dinosaur Land, has been friends with Yoshi, one of the original playable characters from Super Smash Brothers 64, for years. He and Yoshi always did things together, but today was one day that neither one would forget.
"Hey Yoshi... lookie what I got!" Peppy shouted to Yoshi, as he sowed Yoshi several brightly colored passes.
Yoshi looked at the passes, and then it caught his attention. "Hey now...are those passes to Universal Studios?" He asked.
Peppy smiled as he nodded. "That's right. I found them near my computer a few days back while I was cleanin'. We can use this as our way to go on vacation for the summer!" He explained.
Yoshi scratched the back of his head. "But Peppy...what about the others?"
"Now don't you worry, Yoshi," Peppy said, as he patted Yoshi on the back. We'll bring them along, too. Hell, let's make it a BIIIIIIIG trip. I'm gonna ask Dr. Hoshi to invite the Sonic crew, the Spongebob crew, and the Pokemon crew too."
"As well as the Banjo-Kazooie crew?" Yoshi suggested.
Peppy nodded. "Yep."
Yoshi just shook his head in surprise. "Golly."
"Riveting dialogue we're having." Peppy lambasted.
Yoshi placed his hands behind his back. "You say that as if we have any defining character, which clearly we don't."
Peppy nodded again. "Anyway, back on what I was saying. It's sorta a way to take a break from the craziness. I mean, look at the rest of them. They're arguing about two stupid car companies." Peppy then pointed to the main room below the two dinosaurs. "Again. As usual."
Most of the male smashers except Dr. Mario and Dr. Hoshi were fighting over which car company was better. There were even two sides: Toyota and Ford. Donkey Kong tossed a handful of barrels at the Toyota side, while Pikachu snuck some bombs into the Ford side. Several minutes later, the bomb ignited, and then...
Master Hand came down, alongside with Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser. He was EXTREMELY pissed. "THAT'S IT!" He shouted, "YOU WREAKED HAVOC ALL THE TIME, BUT THIS CUTS IT! ALL OF YOU ARE OUT OF THIS MANSION...FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mostly everyone screamed.
Dr. Mario ran in, looking around. "What's going on in here?"
"I'll tell you what," Master Hand said, angrily. "You're all out of this mansion for 4 months! That means you're out from June to September!"
"WHAT?" Dr. Mario shouted in disbelief. "That's inhuman!"
"Deal with it," Giga Bowser said.
Bowser slapped his forehead. "Ugh...how can we be so STUPID?"
Peach rolled her eyes. "It's your fault for starting the war in the first place, guys!"
The male smashers hanged their heads in shame as the females gave them a cold glare.
"I guess that's true." Pikachu admitted as he lowered his ears.
"Well it's not for me." Pit admitted as he was licking a chocolate ice cream. "I've been chowing down on this yummy, sticky substance all morning!"
"Ewww." Ness stated as he moved away from Pit, feeling disgusted as Pit frowned in response to Ness.
Yoshi turned to Peppy. "Heeeey... maybe now is your chance." He smirked, winking.
Peppy looked at the passes, and then he smiled. "Yoshi, that's it!"
"What's it?" Dr. Hoshi asked, approaching Peppy.
Both Yoshi and Peppy turned around to the purple Yoshisaurus, eager then ever.
"Everyone is out of the mansion for 4 months," Peppy says, as he shows Dr. Hoshi the passes, "And just in luck, I got passes for Universal Orlando that are useful!"
Dr. Hoshi's eyes widened with glee. "You...you...you mean...!"
Yoshi nodded excitedly. "Yep! We can go to Universal Studios!"
"YAHOO!" Dr. Hoshi shouted gleefully, being quite a shock.
Everyone else looked up at Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi. All three of the anthropomorphic reptiles gulped and sweat dropped, nervously glancing at each other.
"Bad call, doc." Yoshi whispered to Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi frowned as he sighed, folding his arms while nodding his head. "I know, I know."
"If you know, then why did you blurt it out?" Peppy remarked, calling out on Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Because not everyone is perfect, Peppy."
Several minutes later, all of the smashers including Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi were tossed out of the mansion.
Crazy Hand appeared outside the mansion door and said, "Remember: you're not coming back for 4 looooong months."
And with that, the giant glove slammed the door shut, leaving the smashers outside.
Peppy got up and appeared in front of everyone. "Guys...we're gonna go to the GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH!"
"But...what IS the greatest place on the Earth?" Roy asked.
"Is it Walt Disney World?" Marth asked.
Peppy frowned. "No..."
"Disneyland?" Peach suggested, blinking.
"No..." Peppy said, a bit annoyed.
Link walked up to Peppy, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Di-"
Peppy slapped his forehead. "NO! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WALT FREAKIN' DISNEY!" He shouted angrily.
"THEN WHAT?" The smashers except Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi yelled in annoyance.
Peppy showed them the passes. "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA!"
"GUH?" Everyone except Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, and even Bowser shouted in disbelief.
"Why are we going THERE?" Sheik moaned.
Peppy sighed. "Because it's a lot better than Disney."
"I agree with the yellow ankylosaurus!" Peppy Hare stated as he, too, loved Universal Studios, and vastly preferred it over Disney.
Ness's jaw dropped. "How is ANYTHING BETTER than DISNEY?"
Peppy placed his hands on his hips. "Because it's Universal, duh!"
Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "Look, instead of just arguing and getting nowhere with nonsense, let's just go there and have some fun."
"Yeah," Bowser added while munching on some popcorn chicken, "Plus, we can pick up some of our other friends, too."
"Like who?" Snake asked, rubbing his chin with his right hand.
Yoshi stood up as he rolled his right hand, trailing off, "Like Sonic and his seemingly endless gang of friends, Banjo and Kazooie,, Ash, May, Brock, Misty, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton... you know, the usual bunch of filler slots who will be forgotten occasionally."
"Oh," Everyone except Yoshi, Bowser, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi mumbled.
"Yeah, non Smasher characters. That would be swell." Meta Knight sarcastically remarked with a roll of his eyes.
"I wish we got some breakfast..." Pit mumbled as he looked at his grumbling stomach.
Pikachu just scoffed while sucking up packets of ketchup. "Pffft, everything is food to you, angel boy."
"...Then what the hell are we just standing here for?" Luigi laughed as he moved his arms about, "Let's go to Universal!"
"YEAH!" Everyone shouted, as they hopped into the Smash Bus and took off towards the airport.
Time Of Occurrence: Present Day
Lucina hummed as she was in the refurbished Super Smash Brothers Mansion on Isle Delfino from Super Mario Sunshine, several miles west of the bustling Delfino Plaza. She paused as she noticed a giant newspaper placed behind glass, taking a glance at it to read it carefully.
"2006, the Super Smash Brothers have been banned from the mansion and departed for Florida to head to Universal Orlando..." Lucina read as she glanced up, to see Shulk and the Robotic Operation Buddy run up to her. "Huh? What's up, guys?"
"Lucina, I think me and R.O.B. discovered why everything is acting all wonky now!" Shulk remarked as he stood up, wiping his forehead with his right hand. "Something strange is causing the space time continuum to go bonkers! It ties in what happened to the Smashers in 2006!"
Lucina placed her hands on her hips. "Well how are we going to go back in time and fix it? We don't exactly have a time traveling device..."
"It is no problem." R.O.B. interrupted as he raised his metal gray arms. "I know of a famous scientist. You two may recognize him. He will definitely help us out."
"Well? What are you waiting for?" Shulk remarked as he placed his hands on his hips, glancing at R.O.B. "Lead the way!"
Nodding his head, the gray colored robot began heading back to the mansion, with Lucina and Shulk following him, not too sure if it was going to work. Meanwhile, Lucario was on the balcony of his room in the mansion, having watched the scene that occurred.
"Hmm..." Lucario murmured, his arms crossed together as he was feeling suspicious. "What are those three up to...?"
The Bulk and Skull theme began playing, with Lucario growling as he turned his head around, to see Toon Link and Bowser Junior, who were both riding inside Bowser Jr.'s clown car.
"Told you he would catch on eventually," Bowser Jr. stated to Toon Link.
Toon Link sighed in defeat as he shook his head, closing his eyes. "D'oh. At least we managed to keep up a good streak..."
Author's Note: Ta-da! I like saying that. Anyway, that's the start of the smashers' greatest vacation adventure ever! A-herm. Now, if you excused me, I got more exciting chapters to make! (Runs off)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Isn't it funny how this story started off as less of a proper Super Smash Bros. and more of a random crossover because of the influx of Banjo-Kazooie and Spongebob Squarepants character? And that it involved Sonic The Hedgehog before he officially became part of the Super Smash Brothers franchise? Yeah, kind of strange, isn't it?