This is glorified nothing. Just like everyone and everything everywhere.
Author's Notes: WOW! Over 1,000 hits and 16 reviews! NOW we're getting somewhere! Turns out that people really love Universal Studios Orlando...or maybe it's because the Smashers are there, too. Thanks to those who reviewed! And now...it's time to GET ON WITH THE SHOW! ENJOY! A-herm.
Disclaimer: (Sigh) What does it look like? would LIKE to OWN Super Smash Brothers Brawl, but no...he doesn't own it. So shut yer traps and cut yer grinnin'.
Time Of Occurrence: 2006
Yoshi groaned as he waited in line with the rest of his friends for the Revenge of the Mummy Coaster. They were inside, but it was hotter inside than outside.
"UGH! We've been standing here for 45 minutes!" Yoshi shouted, dropping his arms as he shook his head.
May frowned. "Yeah, and we haven't gone on any rides at all yet," She whined, wrapping her arms around her stomach. "Plus, I really gotta go to the bathroom."
Banjo sighed, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Well, I thought that we were going to Kongfrontation-"
"GUYS!" Pikachu shouted.
Everyone in the line for the Revenge of the Mummy line, including Yoshi's group, all turned their attention to Pikachu.
"What is it, Pikachu?" Cream asked as she was holding Cheese.
"I FOUND THE ENTRANCE TO KONGFRONTATION!" Pikachu shouted again, bouncing up and down and all around.
Everyone else made weird faces as they looked strangely at Pikachu.
"That yellow rat's gone mad... what the hell... what's he talkin'
about... I pity dah foo'!... he's stupid... ignore him, he's trying to get attention... what the fuck is that thing even suppose to be...?" They muttered several times, as Yoshi and his friends ran to Pikachu, outside the line to the Revenge of the Mummy coaster.
"Dang, Pikachu," Pit said to Pikachu, placing his hands on his hips in a feminine manner, tilting his head to the right "How the heck did you find this section?"
Pikachu scoffed. "Because this is what my friend told me, duh."
Amy gulped as she looked around the grungy replicas of the New York subway, feeling her legs tremble as she held her hands together. "Let's just hope your friend was right..."
"Don't worry," Banjo told them, wrapping his right arm around Amy in an attempt to comfort her, "I have this map of Universal Studios! And if anything bad happens, well, one of us can get the others!"
"Yeah!" Roy shouted. "An excellent idea!"
"I don't know. I'm not really fit for a fight," Bottles stated as he made his existence known, adjusting his red glasses.
Yoshi smiled. "Then what are we just standing? Let's get going!"
The others cheered, and they all ran towards the entrance to the hidden Kongfrontation ride.
As Princess Peach Toadstool climbed into the Revenge of the Mummy ride, a strong wind came and blew her dress up, giving the others an eyeful of her mushroom printed panties.
Peach screamed as she tried to cover her panties. "EEK! DON'T LOOK AT MY PANTIES!"
"MAMMA MIA!" Luigi shouted, as he started nosebleeding at the sight of Peach's panties.
Samus rolled her eyes. "Pervert."
Everyone else who were in front and behind Peach's group all looked at Peach, who was blushing madly. They all shouted profanities at Peach.
Zelda and Sheik growled as they uttered words to stop the profanities.
Meta Knight just stood there, not impressed by Peach's panties. "Ugh! Peach, put your dress down and hurry up! We'll be late!" He shouted.
Samus looked at the long line. "DANG, I knew this ride was popular, but I'd never expect it to be long..."
Shadow started to laugh, and then muttered, "Chaos Control!".
Everyone in front of Peach's group suddenly disappeared. "No line now." Shadow said.
Sonic pumped a fist in the air. "OH YEAH! We can go on ahead!"
"WOOT!" Sandy cheered. "Now let's get a ropin' before the others get a lopin'!"
As Sonic sat in, he made a suggestion to the group. "We can go on ANY ride, no matter how long the line is, cause Shadow here can guarantee a quick trip to the front."
Shadow nodded in agreement. "Yep. No one can mess with the hedgehogs of SEGA!" He cheered.
Peach cheered. "Sweet! Now let's go have some fun!" She exclaimed, as she and her friends went into the yellow cars of the rollercoaster, and after some minutes, they took off into the dark interior of the Revenge of the Mummy ride.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!" They all screamed, holding dearly to the coaster.
"I don't scream. I'm too cool for that." Meta Knight blurted as he actually was the only one not to scream, hiding his emotions behind his mask. Why did he wear the mask? The truth is extremely painful for you to know, big guy.
Back at Jurassic Park, it has become a complete war zone. All of the tourists and the staff members have left the area, fleeing for what was happening. A large debate between Ferrari and Mercedes has turned into a war, and it was taking place. And to top it off...all of the males from Mario's group and Snake's group, except for the lovable Popo, were in it.
The area itself around the Jurassic Park area was no man's land, which the Jurassic Park River Adventure section the home of the Ferrari site and the Pterodactyl Flyers section home of the Mercedes site.
Outside of Ferrari or Mercedes, you were dead.
Kazooie moaned as she and Rouge watched the war of the car companies. The two females were in Toon Lagoon, a safe distance from the Jurassic Park area.
"This is pointless. We can't just seem to stop them,"
Rouge nodded in agreement. "Yes, I agree, Kazooie. It's pointless. We won't be able to explore the rest of the Islands of Adventure. Plus, isn't it a bit immature-"
"QUICK! DUCK!" Kazooie shouted, as she ran into a nearby restaurant at the Toon Lagoon.
Rouge was not far behind, as she too hid into the restaurant. "Why are we hiding?" Rouge asked.
Kazooie turned to Rouge, pointing at the bases established in the Jurassic Park area. "I saw one of those guys come out and coming towards this area. We gotta stay quiet."
And just like Kazooie said, a minute later, Peppy jumped out of the Mercedes side and entered into Toon Lagoon. He searched for a vendor's cart to pick up and bring back for the Mercedes side of the fight, while Patrick went out for the Ferrari side of the park, looking for a vendor's cart.
Patrick and Peppy, both searching for a vendor's cart, saw two upturned hot dog vendors laying nearby the ship "Me Ship, The Olive", along with two closed-up coolers next to a huge pile of umbrellas. Eagerly running over and snatching up the cooler and vendor, they ran off towards back to the Jurassic Park area and their own area.
Rouge sighed. "We've got to stop this war... If only there was a car both sides could agree on."
Kazooie nodded, and then she saw Popo approach them.
"What's going on?" Popo asked.
Kazooie sighed. "All of the males are arguing which car company is better: Ferrari or Mercedes."
Tooty was all frantic. "They're all gonna kill each other if we don't do something!"
Right at that moment, Captain Falcon appeared outside of the Mercedes area and started gathering some food for the other members.
Kazooie gulped. "We have to be careful, guys. Who know what could happen..."
Suddenly, a hand grabbed Nana by the leg and started dragging her into the Jurassic Park area.
Popo turned around, just in time to see Nana getting dragged away, by Snake. "NANA!" He shouted, as he watch Snake brink Nana into the Ferrari area, collapsing on his knees. "NOOOO..."
"Thank you, Darth Vader." Kazoie sarcastically remarked as she rolled her eyes at Popo's dramatic performance.
"The Ferrari must have more allies!" Snake hollered as he tied up Nana in the process with rope somehow.
Rouge was searching through her magazine, trying to find a car that could top both Ferrari AND Mercedes.
Zero Suit Samus looked over Rouge. "What are you doing, Rouge?" She asked.
"Looking for a car that 's better than the Mercedes or Ferrari." Rouge replied. "If I can find one... Maybe we can end this war."
"That sounds promising." Zero Suit Samus answered as she brushed back her blonde hair. "I simply don't understand males and their fascinations with vehicles..."
"Something about their pride, I think." Tooty added as she was trembling, still feeling frightful.
Kazooie nodded. "Yeah. Though we better stay clear of these guys... they mean business."
Rouge found a picture of a bright red Cadillac and a powder blue Chevy. "Hm... Cadillac or Chevy?"
Kazooie pondered. "Hm...I don't know. I sorta like Toyota myself, but Cadillac seems impressive."
In the Ferrari area, Snake, Link, Ness, Patrick, Peppy, Mario, Knuckles, and Captain Falcon were holding Nana in hostage. The other side, Mercedes, which consisted of King Jingaling, Max, Young Link, Pichu, Marth, Tails, and Brock were watching them from their area.
"Here we go, guys! Our own hostage!' Snake proudly boasted as he revealed Nana to the group.
"MPH MH MP!" Nana stated as she had her mouth covered with a white bandana, kicking about as she was tied up in rope.
"Good, good..." Mario stated as he began rubbing his hands together. "Let the Ferrari flow through you..."
"That sounds creepy." Link responded as he was shooting several arrows towards the Mercedes camp.
"Are you really bothered by that?" Ness remarked as he was shooting some PK Thunders towards the Mercedes side of Jurassic Park.
"To be fair, the way Mario said it was just a bit out there." Snake commented as he pointed, with the others nodding in agreement.
"Well, I didn't find food. But I did find this!" Captain Falcon remarked as he held a statue of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"Yes, that will look splendid here!" Mario remarked as he pumped his right fist in the air.
"Now, it is upon us." Patrick stated in an intelligent manner as he rubbed his chin. "The great car war of 2006 has just begun."
Tails shook his head, having seen Snake take Nana onto the Ferrari side. "Those Ferrari's are trying to strengthen their numbers!"
"Those fools! Those maniacs! Those... those..." Young Link spat as he was in the process of shooting fire arrows back at the Ferrari camp. "...Those big red cheaters!"
King Jingaling growled, slamming his right fist on the ground. "They got a hostage on their side. Well, we'll see who gets who..."
"We should fire some cheesecake over there!" Pichu suggested as she was munching on some cheese that she found lying around from the Jurassic Park Discovery Center.
"No, cheesecake isn't going to do us any good." Max remarked as he adjusted his glasses, waiting for the other side to make a move.
"I'm goin' over there," Marth suggested, as he started sneaking onto the Ferrari side.
"Careful, Marth. They got two punching morons over there!" Tails shouted as he could see some missiles heading towards them, with him pressing a button that sent several pies in the air, destroying the missiles.
Meanwhile, Rouge was getting ready to launch Cadillac pictures into the war zone.
Kazooie was right behind Rouge. She peeked over to see both Knuckles and Brock walking towards each other, with one flag each in their hand. Brock represented Mercedes while Knuckles represent Ferrari.
"Where is the food?" Brock boomed, and then coughed, muttering, "I need to work on my evil bellow…"
"It's like this," Knuckles explained, and swelled out his chest and bellowed in evil-villain fashion, "WHERE IS THE FOOD!"
Brock nodded. "Can you show me how to do that later?"
Knuckles shrugged. "Sure. You see, it's all-"
A handful of grass was thrown at Knuckles, and a voice from Peppy shouted, "We only have 4 months here, so can you hurry it up?"
Brock threw a nasty glare at the side of the Ferrari fort where Peppy had shouted from. "We're busy, moron!" He shouted.
Peppy scoffed and replied mockingly, "We're busy, moron! Batman!"
Knuckles made a weird face. "Batman?" He shrugged. "Dah well, it was thoughtful."
This time, a Koopa shell hit Brock in the head, and it was from the Mercedes side. "HURRY UP, YOU GUYS!" Max shouted.
"But what would it be called?" Brock mused.
"Fuel Fanatics?" Knuckles suggested.
Brock grinned. "Brilliant!"
Both Brock and Knuckles dropped the staves and walked off, saying over their shoulders, "You guys can take care of Nana! We're going to make the Fuel Fanatics!"
"MPMH HMPH PHMP!" Nana muffled.
The other characters on the Ferrari side and the Mercedes side shrugged as they watched Knuckles and Brock head off to the Lost Continent area.
Rouge readied the slingshot. "Launching Cadillac pictures!" She let loose, and fired the pictures.
Unfortunately, the pictures missed and went into the river of the Jurassic Park River Adventure.
Rouge sweatdropped. "Ok..." She loaded up some more, aiming for the ground. "Fire 2!" She let loose.
The pictures missed again, and ended up in the same river.
Kazooie slapped her forehead. "Ah geeze. We're never gonna stop this madness."
Rouge fumed. "The hell is wrong with this slingshot? I aim for one place and it fires in another!" She loaded it up some more, and started firing pictures in different directions towards the warring sides. The pictures continued to miss.
Unfortunately, all of the pictures have missed yet again and all ended up in the SAME river.
Rouge then opted to throw the pictures at the warring sides, but they all missed.
Kazooie sighed. "Forget it, Rouge, it's not gonna work."
Rouge started to pray. After a few minutes, she looked up and smiled. "Finally, a prayer comes!" She exclaims.
Kazooie looked oddly at Rouge. "Huh? What do you mea-"
Just then, a miracle happened... A Cadillac suddenly descended from the sky from the heavens above...landing right in the middle of the war zone.
"Hey..." King Jingaling said, examining the Cadillac. "Is this the new Cadillac?"
Peppy examined it. "Looks like it. Bah, who the hell cares about it?"
"Let's continue our war!" King Jingaling shouted, as they went back to their sides, and ignored the Cadillac as if it weren't there.
Dr. Hoshi's Group
Dr. Hoshi opened the door to the Smashers' hotel room as he looked around. "Now THIS is more like it," He said.
Dr. Mario thought for a moment. "You think this will do?"
Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yep. Plus, we got seven rooms for 10 people to sleep in."
Mewtwo grinned, floating in the air as he was meditating. "Sounds convenient."
"Is there anything at all to do in a hotel room?" Plankton whined, moaned, and complained as he folded his stubby green arms. "I'm so bored in here!"
"It gives us privacy. And keeps us away from the freaks." Wairo remarked as he was scratching his butt, trying to stop an annoying itch he had.
"Speaking of freaks..." Squidward remarked as he was trying to do some painting, being distracted by Wario's general appearance.
"Entertainment is what we lack. We should go find something to do as a pack!" Gruntilda suggested as she pounded her fists, with the others nodding their heads in agreement to Gruntilda.
"I could try to be a blatant black stereotype," Mr. Game-and-Watch suggested. The others just gave the 2D, black colored figure some disturbed glances.
Mr. Krabs entered the room Dr. Hoshi's group was staying in, and he parked himself in the bed near the balcony. "I claim this bed!" He shouted.
"What are we to do?" Captain Blubber asked Donkey Kong and Jigglypuff, with them wandering around aimlessly in Universal Orlando's Citywalk.
"I don't know. Maybe try to find something to make us Banana Slamma something!" Donkey Kong suggested as he adjusted his red tie. "That, or I could try to expand my dong."
"Please, contain yourself DK!" Jigglypuff stated as she blushed in response.
"FINALLY!" Roy exclaimed as he pumped his left fist in the air, relieved. "A ride with no damn lines."
"Yeah," Pit added as he stretched his arms and white colored wings. "I haven't felt this good in ages. Except when I ate floor ice cream. And met Abe Lincoln." He smiled as he lowered his eyes, holding his hands together. "Oh, how I wish I could be with President Lincoln and having some yummy ice cream..."
"...no comment." Bottles remarked as he was feeling awkward out by Pit's innocence.
"Please hold onto the belt at all times," The robotic voice said, as the tram headed out the station.
Amy looked out the window. "Wonder what we're gonna see..."
Cream nodded, holding tightly to Cheese. "This ride is scary…"
"Don't worry," Bottles said, rubbing Cream's back. "It'll be all right. After all, it's JUST a ride."
Cream smiled after hearing that from Bottles.
Amy turned to Pikachu. "So what do you think are we gonna encounter?"
"Eh, not much except King Kong, twice." Pikachu said. He turned to May. "Girl, you better not wet yourself or throw up, or I'm throwing you out."
"Ha! I like that!" Roy laughed as he heard Pikachu. "Throw up, throw out. It's a nice zing."
"Eh, whatever." Bottles remarked as he sighed, feeling too old for this shit.
May shook her head. "I already went before we got in." She stated to Pikachu.
Kirby sweatdropped. "But... May... there are no bathrooms down here, and you didn't went while we were in the line..."
Yoshi's eyes widened. "Wait... you mean..."
"EWWWWW!" Roy shouted in disgust, as he moved away from May.
May growled. "That's NOT what I meant!" She barked angrily at Roy, slapping him across the back of the head.
"It isn't?" Cream asked curiously.
May nodded. "I'll have you know, I went in the bushes." She told them.
"...There were bushes here?" Banjo remarked as Amy and Pit shrugged in response.
Yoshi shrugged. "Well, let's get ready to rock on!"
And finishing up with that, the ride started up, and the tram the group members were in took off, preparing for the greatest thrills of their live.
Author's Notes: Sorry I took long to chew out this one, but I was sorta busy. Plus, I'm too lazy to explain why. But I hoped you all enjoyed it!