Warning: Utter crack.


Zuko panted heavily, while Azula hadn't broke a sweat, standing proud and victorious.

"Give it up, Zuzu," Azula taunted. "You'll never be at my level."

"I'll NEVER give up," Zuko declared.

"What's the point?" she asked with a nasty smirk. "You'll never regain your honor this way."

"Just shut up and pick your song already!" Zuko shouted, stamping much harder than necessary on the DDR pad.

"Suit yourself," Azula shrugged, scrolling down until she chose Stars 321.

"I hate that song!" Zuko cried out.

Azula laughed evilly as she pushed the button.